Things You'd Never Hear Avatar Characters Say

[SnowRider]

Jake (rolling in to the Bio Lab the day after Max sees him briefing Quaritch): "So, where are we going?"

Grace: "We're off to see the Wizard! The wonderful wonderful Wizard of Pandora!"

[aoitennyo]

^^ Follow the glowing plant road? :D

[Lukas]

Quaritch: You let me down, son. What, you got a local tail and you forgot what team you're playing for?
Jake: What are you talking about? I was sick with fever, have not left my bed in a week.
Selfridge: Bet you guys have no idea, come here Tom, you messed up pretty bad.
Tom: Sorry Boss. Hi Jake, long time, no see... uh uhm about Neytiri...

[LOVEavatar]

Some of you liked my quaritch comment on the hurt locker I got another one

And the winner is..... HURT LOCKER!
Grace comes out of her room while watching the Oscars

Grace: Who's got my goddamn cigarette?! GUYS WTFs wrong with this picture! *sigh I'm going to talk to the people who set up this bull****
Max: That's not a good id-
Grace: No man this is such bull****! I'm going to kick their biased butts!
Grace walks into Hell's Gate Command centre
Quaritch: EAR PLUGS ON!
Grace: WTF!!!THIS IS BULL****!!!! GTFOMUDA****AWTFOMG****!!!!!!!

ok, that's it.... Avatar lost but oh well let's move on!

HAHA, i LOLED!!!! xD

[LOVEavatar]

The hosts for the Oscars Event (can't remember their names, sry) as they are approached by several Woodsprites.

Host #1: Oh look... it's the sacred woodspirites of the very oh so sacred tree, the tree of souls! They are said to be very pure spirits and live in perfect harmony...!

Host #2: *Pulls out his Anti-Woodsprite spray bottle and starts spraying* "Yep, you are all dead i tell you, all dea......Umm... guys...GUYS... it's not working... IT IS NOT WORKING I TELL YOU!!! GET THEM OF OFF ME!!!! *Screams in agony*

Host #1: "OH MY GOD, LET ME TRY" *picks up his bottle and sprays at the woodsprites. They die...*

Host #2: "Hmm, wonder why it didn't wor..." A loud scream could be heard, everyone turned towards it just to see Kathryn Bigelow gasping for air and then drop lifeless in her seat...

Host #2: "Oooh, i must have used the Anti-Bull**** spray... ops"

[Akutan]

Quaritch: Oel ngati kameie

[neytirifanboy]

Quaritch: "We're gonna blast a hole in their racial memory so deep they won't come within a thousand klicks of this place ever again, and that too is a fact."

Wainfleet (clapping): "Bravo, Colonel! Bravo! A finer and more stirring speech has not been heard on these shores since before the brave men and women of First Recon set foot upon this cursed place! Let us now go forth into the enemy camp and smite him such that he shall never again trouble us with his savagery or despoil our quest to make as much money for our corporate shareholders as possible! Bravo, Colonel! Bravo!"

Love it. If anyone ever does a spoof, this is exactly how Waifleet should be portrayed. Just brilliant.

[odysseus]

lend me your ears

[Shatnerpossum]

Grace: That statue is sacred to the Academy in a way you can't imagine!

Selfridge: Oh come on, you can't throw a stick in the air without it landing on some sacred iraq-war movie that everyone else hated.

[throws stick, stick lands on the Hurt Locker]

Grace: Damn. You were right. Sorry about that Selfridge.

[SnowRider]

Neytiri: "It is called Turok, the Last Shadow."
Jake: "Yeah right, because it's the last shadow you'll ever see!"
Neytiri: "My grandfather's grandfather rode Turok."
Jake: "He rode this?"
Neytiri: "Turok chose him. He was mighty. It has only happened five times since the Time of the First Songs.
Jake: "That's a long time.
Neytiri: "He brought the clans together in the Time of Great Sorrow. All Na'vi people know this story and by the the way, dude, this question is going to be on the final next week.