Things You'd Never Hear Avatar Characters Say

[Shatnerpossum]

I'm going to adapt that.

Mo'at: What are you called?

Jake: Jake Sully.

Mo'at: I don't like that. We'll call you Billy-Bob.

[Site 26]

Mo'at: That's what she said...

[X.,.Pandora.,.X]

neytiri to jake- whats your name again

[X.,.Pandora.,.X]

here humans,humans,humans,humans

[X.,.Pandora.,.X]

Neytiri- GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

[Shatnerpossum]

Eytukan: His alien smell fills my nose. Is that Old Spice?

[X.,.Pandora.,.X]

neytiri- wtf do you want alien
ps. 400th post XD

[Anna]

Jake: If I am 9 feet tall in my Avatar, how much bigger is my...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!!! ^

Quaritch: This low gravity will make you soft, but steroids help alot.

[I-Heart-Neytiri]

Ah man im so loving this thread!!!

Hmmm i need to think of soething...


While Jake is trying to get info from tree of souls...half way threw he gets an error spam alert! lol

eh i like you guys better!

[SnowRider]

Jake (right after Neytiri tells him "Our Great Mother does not take sides, Jake. She only preserves the balance of life")

"WTF, why didn't you tell me that before I came over here? Damn, woman, we could have gotten some heavy hammock action going and you tell me I wasted the past two minutes talking to a tree when I could have been getting it on with you? What's up with that?"