Things You'd Never Hear Avatar Characters Say

[abdisavatar]

http://www.foxscreenings.com/media/p...eronAVATAR.pdf
pg. 90 on this ^

NEYTIRI
This is a place for prayers to be heard.
And sometimes answered.
Jake puts out his hands and the tendrils play over his
fingers, his palms, his forearms. His eyes go wide. We hear
the WHISPERING of ancient Na’vi VOICES.
JAKE

It’s like -- a sound you feel.
NEYTIRI
Yes, jake, here on pandora, we have acid aswell.....
JAKE
umm, what?

[SnowRider]

Mo'at: "My daughter, you will teach him our ways, teach him to speak like us, to walk like us, and to be like us."
Neytiri: "Can I teach him to mate like us too?"

[navi31337]

Neytiri- I see you jake
Jake- Sup homie whats going down?
Neytiri- sxkwang!

This one I thought was halarious

Jake- we will send them a message... THAT THIS....... THIIIS IISSS SPPPAAARRRTTAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

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[navi31337]

one more.

jake- how will my ikran choose me?
neytiri- It will try to kill you.
jake- F this, see ya.

[tm20]

Quaritch: You've got to obey the rules, Quaritch rules! Rule no.1 do not touch my coffee.....

[neytirifanboy]

Jake in the Na'vi camp.
"Can somone please tell me where you go to take a dump round here."

[Palulukan_Taronyu]

Jake in the Na'vi camp.
"Can somone please tell me where you go to take a dump round here."

and toilet paper...I had to pick the s*** out of my a$$....

[Lukas]

Jake in the Na'vi camp.
"Can somone please tell me where you go to take a dump round here."

Lol i have something to add there:

Jake in the Na'vi camp.
"Can somone please tell me where you go to take a dump round here."
A Na'vi child answers;
"There's a toilet behind Hometree, do you know how to use the 3 seashells?"



P.S. Only Stallone fans can get this lol. If you want to know why. HERE.

[neytirifanboy]

Jake: Ha, ha! Yeah, come on! Show what you've got! Oh yeah, who's bad? That's right. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about bitch. That's right, get your punk a$$ back to mommy. Yeah, you've got nothing. You keep running. Why don't you bring some of your friends, huh?

The little Na'vi girl Jake is talking to bursts into tears and runs into the forest to find her mother.

[tm20]

Jake: Ha, ha! Yeah, come on! Show what you've got! Oh yeah, who's bad? That's right. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about bitch. That's right, get your punk a$$ back to mommy. Yeah, you've got nothing. You keep running. Why don't you bring some of your friends, huh?

The little Na'vi girl Jake is talking to bursts into tears and runs into the forest to find her mother.

hahahhaa! funny but mean.

And then later

Tsu'tey is very angry
Tsu'tey: You threaten this little girl?!
Grace: Oh s***
Mo'at: IS THIS TRUE?!
Jake: .... yeah well... I mean..... she was all up in my ... grill..... and talking alot of s*** so... you know, i... i showed her who's boss
Eytukan calls out in Na'vi. A 11ft muscular Na'vi walks up to Jake
Huge Na'vi: You! About to GET SOME!!!!!