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  1. 02-24-2010, 11:53 AM #1
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    Quaritch: Parker, I think you're being a bit extreme.

    Neytiri: I see you.
    Jake: I see you...'re nipple.

    Jake: They will not move, so leave.
    Quaritch: That seems fair enough. Too-da-loo. Sorry for the trouble.

    Jake: We will use our secret weapon... Laser Cats!

    Parker: This is why we're here: hookers. Because these little blue bitches sell for $20million an hour on the street.(i know i know this one is a bit extreme)

    Jake: (riding the Ikran): I'm the king of pandora! (dicaprio style)

    Selfridge: OK, i know it might cost a little more, but maybe we should build the Na'vi a new home, as an apologie.
    Grace: Dont forget the litter tray

    Jake: I'm hungry. What do we got?
    Neytiri: Cat food.
    (hungry Prawns come out of nowhere)

    Quaritch: How does it feel to betrayu your own race?
    Michael Jackson: It feels pretty goo-ood! Whoo!

    Quaritch: Commander Chip Hazard reporting for duty!
    Parker: Well it's good tha- wait, what?

    Jake: If I am 9 feet tall in my Avatar, how much bigger is my...

    Quaritch: You know Jake, I'm getting all emotional. Might just give you a big wet kiss. (does so) How was that?
    Jake(wtf look on his face):...........?
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  3. 02-24-2010, 11:56 AM #2
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    Quadritch: (as popping out of the Dragon) GET OFF OF MY PLANE!!!
    It means "Wind Rider" in Na'vi.

    "Wall-mounted keyboards? It must be THE FUTURE!"
    - Crow, MST3K "Space Mutiny"

    "They set out from Plymouth and landed IN Plymouth! How lucky is that?!"
    ~ Eddie Izzard "The First Thanksgiving"

    "There are many dangers on Pandora, and one the most stubtlest is that you may come to love it too much."
    - Dr. Grace Augustine, "Avatar"
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    Bahahahahaha the michael jackson and blue hookers had me falling out of my seat LMAO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HufweMakto View Post
    Quadritch: (as popping out of the Dragon) GET OFF OF MY PLANE!!!
    lol! No, as he sees Jake with the missile in his hands:

    "Hey be careful with that! It's very dangerous, you could hurt yourself!"


    Peter: "Don't worry Lois, I read a book about this once..."
    Brian: "Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't...NOTHING?"
    Peter: "Oh yeah..."
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    Jake: (after he starts to run in his Avatar form for the first time): Hahahhahahhahahaha! Can't catch me, dum dums! Teehehehehehehehehe! *cue Benny Hill theme music*
    It means "Wind Rider" in Na'vi.

    "Wall-mounted keyboards? It must be THE FUTURE!"
    - Crow, MST3K "Space Mutiny"

    "They set out from Plymouth and landed IN Plymouth! How lucky is that?!"
    ~ Eddie Izzard "The First Thanksgiving"

    "There are many dangers on Pandora, and one the most stubtlest is that you may come to love it too much."
    - Dr. Grace Augustine, "Avatar"
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    Quaritch: "you're not in Kansas anymore, you're in Nebraska..."
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    Quaritch: What a wonderful world is Pandora.
    Selfridge: I don't need anymore money.
    Any Na'Vi: We can build a great shopping mall here.
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    Mo'at to Neytiri: "To be tsahik, you must remember this whole 'Eywa' thing is a ploy for us to get free food"


    What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how
    infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and
    admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like
    a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals—and yet,
    to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me—
    nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.
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    Should I feel bad for laughing at the hooker one?... :P

    Neytiri: "I can haz cheezburger?" (Let's see how many gets this one)

    Jake: "I just remembered that I'm allergic to cats."
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    Jake: You fly now...with me! My brothers! (Woooo!) Sisters! (yeeeee!) Viper wolves! (Yip yip!) Ikrans! (Shurieeek!) Floating mountains! (bzzzzzz....)


    Peter: "Don't worry Lois, I read a book about this once..."
    Brian: "Are you sure it was a book? Are you sure it wasn't...NOTHING?"
    Peter: "Oh yeah..."
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