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Sammy
02-28-2010, 04:13 PM
I hate to say it, but i think Darth Vader would win. I don't think Jake could match Vaders skills. I would personally pull for Jake just because he's awesome.

Who do you think would win?

ifyouseekamy
02-28-2010, 04:18 PM
Hmm, well avatar Jake is 10 ft tall, while Darth Vader is about 7 feet tall. Na'vi have pretty strong, unbreakable bones (I mean a thanator lands on Neytiri and she walks away unharmed!), and Darth Vader is essentially a cripple in a suit. Jake can move a hell of a lot faster as well, but then again, Darth Vader has a lightsaber.

Hell if I know:rotfl:

Unobtainium
02-28-2010, 04:20 PM
As awesome as Jake is, no one can defeat the awesomeness of Darth Vader.
Except Chuck Norris. He beats all.

Sammy
02-28-2010, 04:50 PM
I have to agree. Chuck norris always wins. for example; if something looks like chicken, smells like chicken, and tastes like chicken, but chuck norris says it's beef... that its f***in beef! see he always wins

Palulukan_Taronyu
02-28-2010, 04:50 PM
Well crap....Darth Vader has the Force...I think Jake physically out matches him...It would be an interesting fight....

Devourment
02-28-2010, 04:50 PM
Jake: It's over Vader, you *chokes for air*

Vader: I find your abundance of skin pigment disturbing.



Also, no contest Vader. He could literally tear Jake apart without even touching him.

And Vader > Norris.
It's true.

Sammy
02-28-2010, 04:56 PM
Vader: Jake, I am your father

Jake: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

Palulukan_Taronyu
02-28-2010, 04:57 PM
Vader: Jake, I am your father

Jake: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

HA HA! GOOD ONE! :nlol:

X.,.Pandora.,.X
02-28-2010, 04:59 PM
D.V. does

AC130StandingBy
02-28-2010, 05:09 PM
Vader would Force choke Jake without a second thought and date Neytiri. However, I'm pretty sure that she will own Vader with her hotness. Hell, her mind is so strong that the Force can't play mind tricks on her.

Rainbow Thunder
02-28-2010, 07:03 PM
darth vader would use the deathstar to blow up pandora seriously

Shatnerpossum
02-28-2010, 07:08 PM
Jake: This! This is OUR MOVIE!

Vader: I find my lack of screentime disturbing.
[force chokes him]

Jake: [chokes, falls on ground, dies]

Quaritch: You crossed the line Vader. I wanted to do that. [Proceeds to kill vader with AMP suit]

Pa'li Makto
02-28-2010, 07:15 PM
Vader has the dark side of the force, and a disturbing master.
Jake only has to glimpse Palpatine's shriveled face, and in a matter of seconds he would be dead and twitching horribly.
So Vader would win by default

ProfoundHeart
02-28-2010, 07:18 PM
Jake would eat his Light Saber and crush Darth Vader into dust. :)

Rainbow Thunder
02-28-2010, 07:19 PM
Jake would eat his Light Saber and crush Darth Vader into dust. :)

if he ate a lightsaber he would die becuz the crystils in lightsabers r raidioactive

Pa'li Makto
02-28-2010, 07:30 PM
Jake would turn ultraviolet
then disintegrate
Vader: I find his lack of resistance..disturbing

NYSEF816
02-28-2010, 07:32 PM
vader. without question.

Sammy
02-28-2010, 07:42 PM
Here's what would happen:

-Jake gets every Na'vi clan on Pandora
-Darth Vader would bring his whole entire army
-The humans from Earth come with their weapons and Army
-Chuck Norris shows up and kills everyone with a round house kick to their face.

Very disturbing lol

Scott
02-28-2010, 08:21 PM
As far as seriously dangerous villains go, Darth Vader is at the top of the food chain, a remorseless warrior with razor sharp skills and intelligence. For Jake to have a sliver of hope in defeating Darth Vader he would have to become a vessel of Eywa to counter Vader's most powerful weapon, hate. Without hate, Vader cannot use the dark side of the force.

aoitennyo
02-28-2010, 09:00 PM
Jake: It's over Vader, you *chokes for air*

Vader: I find your abundance of skin pigment disturbing.

LOL!


Also, no contest Vader. He could literally tear Jake apart without even touching him.

And Vader > Norris.
It's true.

You know, I'm not sure why this is even a topic, but if I were to take this idea seriously, yeah, Darth Vader would totally beat Jake.

AC130StandingBy
02-28-2010, 09:09 PM
As far as seriously dangerous villains go, Darth Vader is at the top of the food chain, a remorseless warrior with razor sharp skills and intelligence. For Jake to have a sliver of hope in defeating Darth Vader he would have to become a vessel of Eywa to counter Vader's most powerful weapon, hate. Without hate, Vader cannot use the dark side of the force.

Wanna get rid of his hate? Put Neytiri in front of him. That should microwave him through his iconic suit.

NYSEF816
02-28-2010, 09:11 PM
Wanna get rid of his hate? Put Neytiri in front of him. That should microwave him through his iconic suit.

good call. he can kill natalie portman..... but i must say, neytiri is hotter.

AC130StandingBy
02-28-2010, 09:14 PM
good call. he can kill natalie portman..... but i must say, neytiri is hotter.

Neytiri is immune from the Force choke. :P

Captain Avatar's Avatar
02-28-2010, 09:41 PM
Who do you think would win?

Jake.

It will be an epic fight, though. And then, just as Vader is about to bring one of the hallelujah mountains down on top of Jake, he'll step an inch too far inside the flux vortex and his suit will go bananas.

As Vader lies there, short-circuiting helplessly, Jake will walk up and unmask him and find out that he's really Quaritch (Hey, we're talking Avatar II here, right?).

allycat
03-01-2010, 02:13 AM
everyone thinks that Vader would beat Jake! if Jake was being extremely smart about it, im sure he could beat him somehow! lol

Palulukan_Taronyu
03-01-2010, 02:15 AM
Well if this was Neytiri vs Darth Vader we would all know the results...

allycat
03-01-2010, 02:22 AM
why is it any different if it is Neytiri? lol Jake is the one that afterall saved Pandora (well with the help of Neytiri) but still lol everyone thinks he would lose! :S

Palulukan_Taronyu
03-01-2010, 02:24 AM
why is it any different if it is Neytiri? lol Jake is the one that afterall saved Pandora (well with the help of Neytiri) but still lol everyone thinks he would lose! :S

Neytiri saved Jake's Life 7 times.....and she would just be attractive and kill him when he is awestruck with her beauty...:nlol:

allycat
03-01-2010, 02:25 AM
pfft how typical :P i should of thought you would answer like that lol I still think Jake would win :D

zongtseng
03-01-2010, 02:26 AM
why is it any different if it is Neytiri? lol Jake is the one that afterall saved Pandora (well with the help of Neytiri) but still lol everyone thinks he would lose! :S

Because Neytiri would not defeat him, she would convert him.

allycat
03-01-2010, 02:31 AM
LOL! i guess so :P ah well.. i still think Jake would win too lol

Forjen
03-01-2010, 05:06 PM
I hate to say it, but i think Darth Vader would win. I don't think Jake could match Vaders skills. I would personally pull for Jake just because he's awesome.

Who do you think would win?
umm, dude, Darth Vader has The Force. Wicked evil one, but he still has it. Force Lightning anyone?

Vision89
03-01-2010, 05:39 PM
i bet 5000€ on Jake. ;)

Apex Predator
03-01-2010, 10:02 PM
As much as I love Jake and Avatar, Darth Vader has this one in the bag. Sure, Jake is stronger, faster, and possibly more durable than Vader, but what weapons does Jake have that can harm Vader? His machine gun bullets are just gonna be deflected by the lightsaber and his arrows sliced in half before they hit their mark. The only way Jake can possibly harm him is through brute force (punches, kicks, etc.) but in order to do that, he needs to move in close and this is where Vader's Force powers kick in. Also, if you factor in fighting experience and skills, Vader far exceeds Jake in that category. The only way Jake can possibly win is using the Pandora environment to his advantage (assuming this takes place on Pandora) or interference from his fellow Omaticaya, preferably Neytiri. :ncool:

punishingwrath
03-01-2010, 10:16 PM
Actually, Vader is stronger than Jake. His limbs were replaced with sub-par cybernetics, sure, and they were slow and inflexible because of it, but made him insanely strong in terms of brute strength. Speed, reach, and flexibility are all that Jake has over Vader. They mean absolutely nothing to one who can use the force.

Peyral
03-02-2010, 01:32 AM
"The way I figured it, Darth Vader was the baddest cat in the Galaxy. But he can't look up in that stupid helmet".

Demiurgos
03-02-2010, 10:27 AM
Lord Vader wins hands down !
He had the highest concentration of midi-chlorians the Jedi Council had ever seen in any living being !
He killed even Emperor - the most powerful Sith Lord, to save Luke, his son.
No-one would face him and walk away alive. No sir !

..... except : MAN of STEEL !!! :D

Pjalok'shi
03-02-2010, 10:34 AM
Idk guys. All Jake has to do is lure Vader in the flux vortex and his suit would go fricking haywire and his light saber wont work right. Then all Jake has to do it put a couple of 6 foot arrows in he's chest and he wins! :nlol:

punishingwrath
03-02-2010, 12:40 PM
Idk guys. All Jake has to do is lure Vader in the flux vortex and his suit would go fricking haywire and his light saber wont work right. Then all Jake has to do it put a couple of 6 foot arrows in he's chest and he wins! :nlol:

No, his suit wouldn't go haywire. Force beats all. The force draws its energy from all living things, combined with his hatred and anger. The arrows wouldn't bother him. Vader can absorb any kind of energy and throw it back at people. Nothing can touch Vader. The only reason he died is because he wanted to.