3 Word Story.

[the tribe skxawng.]

notes, which looked.....

[Av Daedric]

disturbingly similar to..

[ShavedTailLouie]

The paintings of

[the tribe skxawng.]

lenardo da vinci

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on LSD, which...

[the tribe skxawng.]

looked quite intresting

[tm20]

but then the

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sun exploded, causing...

[tm20]

earth to be

[the tribe skxawng.]

grilled to a crisp.
(i know, i know the limit is three words. but i will only use two in my next post.)

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The grill was...

[the tribe skxawng.]

quite a

[Av Daedric]

small lump of...

[the tribe skxawng.]

iron which was

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

made out of..

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iron, strong and...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

burnt to a...

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meatball, all covered...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

in cheese and...

[the tribe skxawng.]

hot molten slag

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without onions or...

[the tribe skxawng.]

liver to eat.

[ShavedTailLouie]

The worst part...

[the tribe skxawng.]

of the film.....

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

was when the...

[the tribe skxawng.]

naked neytiri put

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her foot between...

[Av Daedric]

between jimmys(james cameron) eyes...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

between between?

for three hours.

[the tribe skxawng.]

which was quite

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

arousing. Suddenly, James....

[the tribe skxawng.]

got a huge

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standing ovation for...

[the tribe skxawng.]

absolutely nothing. then

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

along came Polly...

[Av Daedric]

with a terrible....

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(that's four words)

unlike any other...

[X.,.Pandora.,.X]

Then I walked...

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500 miles, just...

[Av Daedric]

to build a...

[the tribe skxawng.]

golden neytiri statue

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

out of gold

[the tribe skxawng.]

guilded with blue colbalt..

(yes i know, but i will use only 2 words next time)

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(so breaking the rules twice is going to make it better? :P)

and unobtanium. It...

[the tribe skxawng.]

was quite...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

a marvelous sight...

[the tribe skxawng.]

because it's shiny

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and smooth as...

[the tribe skxawng.]

a babe'e bottom.

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A little powder...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

goes a long...

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way toward removing...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

dust and grime...

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from between your...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

bathroom tiles. Such...

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filthiness will not...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

go unpunished. Unfortunately, ...

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old habits are...

[the tribe skxawng.]

to the bum

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a difficult way...

[the tribe skxawng.]

to go at

[Av Daedric]

a giant shoe...

[the tribe skxawng.]

with people living..

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in awe of...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Eleven, the legendary....

[electrosphere11]

Its been wayyyy too long. Good to come back to this :P
basket weaver of...

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(Not sure, but I doubt this thread is the same as when you last posted)

Helsinki, birthplace of...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Fkeu, the almighty... :ncool:

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hairdresser, specializing in...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

home renovation and...

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rectal examinations, except...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

when he travels...

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without his expensive...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

shoes. He usually...

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shoves them up...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

into the overhead...

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pinata, which symbolizes...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

the severe consequences...

[the tribe skxawng.]

of choosing air...

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Latina, instead of...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Westjet, the best...

[the tribe skxawng.]

(damn you fkeu!)

worst airline in...

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Dang ninja, tribe skxawng!

three countries spanning...

[the tribe skxawng.]

the globe in...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

a spherical fashion...

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involving revolutions around...

[Replica]

the sun in

[the tribe skxawng.]

an oval orbit

[avatardreamer]

which causes cancer

[the tribe skxawng.]

for your brain...

[ShavedTailLouie]

of the rectum

[the tribe skxawng.]

in the butt...

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from which monkeys...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

are born. Despite...

[the tribe skxawng.]

the soot from....

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

the chimney, Santa....

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Monica succeeded in...

[the tribe skxawng.]

de-feeting mr. keegan

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, who wore yellow...

[the tribe skxawng.]

urine stains over....

[Replica]

the back of

[tsatu_tutean]

His annoying head

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which resembled a...

[the tribe skxawng.]

old flappy butt...

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in need of...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

special assistance with...

[the tribe skxawng.]

taking a shiit.

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Suppositories can only...

[the tribe skxawng.]

be deposited in...

[Av Daedric]

the hours between....

[the tribe skxawng.]

3 and 5 o'clock...

[avatardreamer]

too many words.

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Words can't explain...

[the tribe skxawng.]

that you're insane.

[Grifff]

So then 11

[the tribe skxawng.]

name is devon.

[Grifff]

wtf? that made no sence.

took his hat

[the tribe skxawng.]

(i was trying to rhyme.)
with a bat.

[Grifff]

and hita cat

[the tribe skxawng.]

with some fat.

[Grifff]

from his mat

[the tribe skxawng.]

and a slat...

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Then he spat...

[the tribe skxawng.]

then went splat...

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and also begat...

[the tribe skxawng.]

an old mat

[Grifff]

that went splat

(lol)

[the tribe skxawng.]

.tit and tat...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

were both fat...

[prowler]

but not as...

[the tribe skxawng.]

(we're trying to keep a rhyme line going.)

trat with nat.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(you're no treally making much sense..)

With my bat...

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you comfortably sat...

[avatardreamer]

on a mat

[the tribe skxawng.]

holding a slat.

[Av Daedric]

A large wild...

[the tribe skxawng.]

very old bild

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

and a crocodile...

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tried to rile...

[avatardreamer]

an rocking rifle

[the tribe skxawng.]

. then a trifle

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atop the Eiffel... (Tower, that is)

[the tribe skxawng.]

made ms. bifel

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want to stifle...

[avatardreamer]

the soul fire

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with a hair-dryer...

[the tribe skxawng.]

and the buyer...

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was a liar...

[tm20]

but the higher

[the tribe skxawng.]

bidder was tighter...

[avatardreamer]

then a high

[the tribe skxawng.]

flying old pie.

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And the sly...

[prowler]

went down hill...

[the tribe skxawng.]

, took a pill

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for the thrill...

[the tribe skxawng.]

of the gill.

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He held still...

[prowler]

for a while..

[the tribe skxawng.]

you never get the rhyme thing do you.

till mr. bill

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felt a chill...

[avatardreamer]

of Reggay noise

[the tribe skxawng.]

.then the boys

[prowler]

went to the

[avatardreamer]

stage and sung

[tsatu_tutean]

a song about

[avatardreamer]

ONE LOVE and

[the tribe skxawng.]

then a dove

[avatardreamer]

of trible bove

[the tribe skxawng.]

made some love...

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despite a shove...

[the tribe skxawng.]

from high above

[avatardreamer]

to all ground

[the tribe skxawng.]

and the sound

[avatardreamer]

of the bound

[the tribe skxawng.]

man then found

[avatardreamer]

1 2 trolls

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eating egg rolls...

[avatardreamer]

from trolls back

[the tribe skxawng.]

in the black

[avatardreamer]

hut of troll

[the tribe skxawng.]

there was loll...

[avatardreamer]

trolling his very

[the tribe skxawng.]

old dusty dairy.

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It's so scary...

[the tribe skxawng.]

to be airy

[the tribe skxawng.]

with a canary.

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Or a fairy...

[prowler]

that was high...

[the tribe skxawng.]

on majic pie.

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And delicious Mai-Tai...

[the tribe skxawng.]

while getting high

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

on life. The...

[the tribe skxawng.]

want of the

(pink floyd refrence. let's see if you can see where i am going with this.)

[prowler]

big golden bridge

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near the ridge...

[prowler]

in a small...

[the tribe skxawng.]

(nope. it was supposed to go like this "price of tea" "and a slice." "the old man died")

old narrow hall.

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Some gave all...

[prowler]

they had to...

[the tribe skxawng.]

bear the pall...

[prowler]

went to the...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

most expensive restaurant...

[prowler]

in the whole...

[ShavedTailLouie]

mall just so

[avatardreamer]

they ate pizza

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with the finest...

[avatardreamer]

cheese potato and

[Lifetothemax]

the longest churro...

[avatardreamer]

nothingo evero madeno

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

cemetery mechanic antelope

[prowler]

that didnt make..

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Lola happy about...

[prowler]

it untill she...

[Helaku]

realized that it

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gave birth to...

[Helaku]

a 30lb turkey

[UnNamed]

she was so..

[prowler]

tired she couldnt..

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

eat any more...

[UnNamed]

so she decided

[Helaku]

to go get

[prowler]

a apple from

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the Tree of...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

apples. This tree...

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grew apples, but...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

also pears. A...

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friend of hers...

[the tribe skxawng.]

wentn to durr's

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wearing expensive furs...

[the tribe skxawng.]

in a blur...

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yet not unsure...

[prowler]

what would happend...

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if The Cure...

[prowler]

wasnt the correct...

[the tribe skxawng.]

amount of fries....

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or blueberry pies...

[prowler]

or banana pies...

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or unintentional lies...

[the tribe skxawng.]

made on ties...

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while attracting flies...

[the tribe skxawng.]

to the pies.

[prowler]

Then she went..

[Lifetothemax]

To get some...

[the tribe skxawng.]

baked pie from...

[prowler]

her mother who..

[the tribe skxawng.]

was making din...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

for her three..

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man-slaves, because they...

[the tribe skxawng.]

were quite hungry...