3 Word Story.

[avatardreamer]

breath any longer.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

eat the marble...

[avatardreamer]

ha ninjad =D
Meanwhile, Dreaming of

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Reality joined Avatar-Forums.

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His first post...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

contained gratuitous amounts...

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ninja edits, which...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(Don't you mean, "of ninja edits"?)

promptly got him...

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(yup, getting ahead of myself, I guess)

promoted to Associate...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Moderanator. He uses...

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the bizarre alias...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

in an attempt..

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to appear more...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

awesome than he...

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thinks Eleven is.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(We need to get back on track with an actual story! We should go back to either Vince and Filmonena or Carlos and Carlita. Unless you have any more awesome names up your sleeve?)

Out of nowhere, ...

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(Yeah, let's get back on track. BTW, don't forget who led us here...)

Dinglebutt appeared, holding...

[avatardreamer]

a heavy spamgun.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(Oh don't worry, I hadn't! xD)

He fired upon...

[avatardreamer]

a star and

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missed, but luckily...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

he hit a...

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flying pig, thus...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

proving, once again...

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that gravity sucks.

[avatardreamer]

They were in

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

a vacuum. Suddenly, ....

[avatardreamer]

they were in

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

a f-cking vacuum.

[avatardreamer]

They were in (hiiiihiiiiii)

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

a pickle jar.

[avatardreamer]

They fall into

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a vacuum, where...

[avatardreamer]

they fall further

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

into a bottomless...

[avatardreamer]

further falling hole

[electrosphere11]

, a black hole.

[avatardreamer]

This giantic hole

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

teleported everyone to...

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a brave new...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

world, filled with...

[electrosphere11]

(one of the perils of being absent= not knowing what the hell is going on LOL)

a deadly atmosphere.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(Trust me, no one knows what's going on..)

Fortunately, they had...

[avatardreamer]

nothing to do

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

but await certain...

[avatardreamer]

concern, that is

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(@electro: Actually, I think it's just the opposite. i.e. Being absent from this story is actually a benefit.)

regarding Dinglebutt's gorgeous...

[avatardreamer]

skin cells. While

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they waited, another...

[avatardreamer]

one bites the(dust)

[electrosphere11]

sacred pickle. With...

[avatardreamer]

a bohemain rhapsody

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

in their pants...

[avatardreamer]

full of mad

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cows and furious...

[avatardreamer]

courious notorious B

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

and his crew.

[electrosphere11]

They looked up...

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and saw some...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

birds flying above

[avatardreamer]

their gangsta hats

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that fell off...

[laura neytiri]

in a cake

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of chocolate frosting...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

and sprinkles. They..

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decided to take...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

the long route...

[electrosphere11]

through the cacophony...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

of nearby elephants.

[electrosphere11]

Startling the elephants,...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

they ran for...

[electrosphere11]

cover amongst a...

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symphony of beautiful...

[electrosphere11]

hot dog stands.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

They ordered several...

[Lovecraft]

Hot Baby hands...

[avatardreamer]

which were bloody

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but softer than...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

they had expected.

[avatardreamer]

Splatter fans they (are)

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are not, but...

[electrosphere11]

their sense of...

[electrosphere11]

security was shortlived.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

They quickly ran...

[electrosphere11]

away, as the...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

elephants chased after..

[X.,.Pandora.,.X]

a hidden walnut

[X.,.Pandora.,.X]

they caught up

[X.,.Pandora.,.X]

then the elephants

[X.,.Pandora.,.X]

killed them all

[X.,.Pandora.,.X]

the story ends :P

[electrosphere11]

The end. Wow.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Whoa.

Uhh... What do we do now?

[avatardreamer]

the story ends :P
you are new to spam games, you cant end it!!!!:ntongue:
Meanwhile in Germany

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avatardreamer died, leaving...

[avatardreamer]

death. He lived

[avatardreamer]

on, no matter

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how pathetic. Anyways...

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, Carlita resumed her...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

morning activities which...

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included thrusting a...

[avatardreamer]

a holding of

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

three naked policemen.

[avatardreamer]

Actuall, it was

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three naked imposters.

[avatardreamer]

Actually it was

[electrosphere11]

three male models.

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Meanwhile, Filomena grabbed...

[electrosphere11]

(yay, all the characters are coming back! XD)
Carlos from the...

[avatardreamer]

back. Avatardreamer laughed

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at Horatio, who...

[avatardreamer]

just died. HAHAHA.

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Matilda and Vince...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

were cuddling in...

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front of the...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

fire. Vince reached...

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over to touch...

[electrosphere11]

Gertrude, another companion...

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(Hmm, is this a new character? Not that it matters.)

with no sense...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

of humor. She...

[avatardreamer]

laughs. Meanwhile, Avatardreamer

[electrosphere11]

is sulking in...

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his poop. Nearby...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(LOL Nice. But ew.)

, at the local...

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gay bar, Dinglebutt...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

just finished his...

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very, very long...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

shift. Exhausted, he...

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whipped out his...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

cellphone and dialed..

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his mother, ignoring...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

the caterpillar crawling...

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slowly into his...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

hat. His mother...

[avatardreamer]

wasnt there. Fkeu

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wasn't there. Gertrude...

[avatardreamer]

wasnt there.

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(Because you only used 2 words, I get to use 4)

Vince's cousin, a supermodel...

[avatardreamer]

wasnt a supermodel. =D

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Indeed, she was...

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an ubermodel, which...

[avatardreamer]

is a joke.

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But nobody laughed.

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Being an ubermodel...

[avatardreamer]

isnt possible. Avatardreamer

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is impossible, too.

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But Vince's cousin...

[avatardreamer]

is also impossible.

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Impossibly beautiful, that...

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is. She walks...

[avatardreamer]

not, just impossible.

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Dinglebutt pummeled avatardreamer.

[avatardreamer]

No, just impossible.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

So, Dinglebutt's mother...

[avatardreamer]

is also impossible. =D

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Meanwhile, while strolling...

[avatardreamer]

Fkeu just dissapeared.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

AD has cancer.

[avatardreamer]

Which is impossible. =D=D=D

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

No, not really.

[avatardreamer]

(ok lets start)
Meanwhile, the Defendor

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tried to defend...

[avatardreamer]

the innocent and

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

the wacky waving...

[avatardreamer]

. So he fighted

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

and catched them...

[avatardreamer]

without a weapon.

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Then Elvis returned, ...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

and broke both...

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collarbones, two ribs, ...

[Av Daedric]

but then he

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

taped them together...

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with duct tape.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Unfortunately, he couldn't...

[avatardreamer]

live, he died.

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Doctors revived him.

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Then he sang...

[Ethereal Blue Being]

Far beyond eternity

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

to where you...

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can't exist. Luckily...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

, there was a....

[Av Daedric]

he had pineapples!

[avatardreamer]

???????????
AD came and

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went. The pineapples...

[avatardreamer]

were not important.

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Because Elvis preferred...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

giant pink slippers.

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These slippers were...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

surprisingly comfy, so....

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he kept them...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

under his bed...

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next to his...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

shoe magazines. Suddenly...

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his dog remembered...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

that there was....

[avatardreamer]

no sense, nowhere.

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So avatardreamer vanished.

[avatardreamer]

He stabbed 11,

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who survived easily.

[Vipcha]

Then, he went ...

[Av Daedric]

To buy pineapples....

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(Who? AD? It's not clear.)

Then he juggled...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

said pineapples while...

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dancing on thin...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

slices of cheese.

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Cheese that smelled...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

unlike anything they...

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had ever witnessed.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Shocked, he threw...

[avatardreamer]

a grenade on

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up on himself, ...

[Av Daedric]

then louis came...

[avatardreamer]

and ate it.

[Av Daedric]

Yelled, PILLS HERE...

[avatardreamer]

were just impossible. =D

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avatardreamer became extinct.

[avatardreamer]

HA, joke, meanwhile

[Av Daedric]

He learned about...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

the dangers of...

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amateur hopscotch. Interestingly, ...

[Av Daedric]

the dangers were

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eerily similar to...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

when a whale...

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mates with a...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

penguin. It's incredibly...

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horrific, with terrifying...

[Av Daedric]

results, it's a

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chilling yet mesmerizing...

[avatardreamer]

. Run for cover

[avatardreamer]

rebels taking over.

[Av Daedric]

Look out he's......

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a soul adventurer...

[Av Daedric]

, get out of......

[avatardreamer]

his soul captive.

[Av Daedric]

What a wonderful.......

[avatardreamer]

wooooooorld. But then

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

he saw something...

[Av Daedric]

a very small...

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something. It resembled...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

nine thousand tiny...

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yellow submarines, each...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

capable of holding...

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a bevy of...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

thirteen year old...

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Canadians, born before...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

an audience of...

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75 year old...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Welsh bakers. This...

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marked a historic...

[avatardreamer]

just impossible thing.