3 Word Story.

[avatardreamer]

live any longer.

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Then, in a...

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heroic display of...

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heroism, avatardreamer heroically...

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sacrificed all of...

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his appendages, so...

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that Carlos' life...

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would be spared...

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in heroic fashion.

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In gratitude, Carlos...

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give it back
HA

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but did not...

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die. Unfortunately, avatardreamer...

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lived, but only...

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as a stump.

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Carlos resumed his...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

waffle making when...

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the Na'vi started...

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to gather at...

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the Tree of...

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Souls. He arose...

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to a rousing...

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sound off in...

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the distance. Surely...

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, it must have...

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come from the...

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gathered Na'vi. He..

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slowly raised his...

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body until he...

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no longer needed...

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touch the ground?

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(Ha, I think you missed a preposition. Anyhoo...)

The afternoon sky... (LOL Do we even know what time of day it's supposed to be?)

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(I guess it's the afternoon, lolol)

was filled with...

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the sweetness of...

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mangoberries. Carlos trotted..

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to the Na'vi

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Their leader was

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the unique AVATARDREAMER.

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Carlos killed him.

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Then Carlos started...

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to reanimte him

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and was succesful.

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He was mistaken.

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He actually failed.

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But Carlos remained...

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the head chef...

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in charge of...

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waffle making. Back...

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at the sanitarium...

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the Na'vi were...

[Hufwe'ite]

Making bannana waffles!

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Everything seemed perfect...

(btw welcome to our story XD)

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when out of...

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the corner of...

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his eye, Carlos...

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caught sight of...

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an onrushing herd...

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of velociraptors. Shocked,...

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he grabbed his...

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axe and hit

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his kneecap and...

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his neck. Kill.

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thought the Na'vi...

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to themselves. But...

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they were all

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sleeping. Carlos started...

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to sleep too.

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He suddenly awoke..

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but started sleeping

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and then awoke.

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He saw a

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very peculiar sight...

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(damn ninja! ><)
; it was a...

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(so, anywaaaaays...)

that was quite...

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peculiar. He leapt..

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away from the...

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(lol, I go away for a whole day and now I am totally confused XD)

hammock as the...

PS. double post cheating is verboten!

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herd stampeded by...

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(herd? Aren't these velociraptors?)

him heading towards...

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(I had originally said herd, so yes.)

the Tree of...

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Knowledge, where they...

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rested and ate..

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tasty Pizza with

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grass and flowers.

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Fortunaly, Avatardreamer arrived.

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Unfortunately, pantless. He...

[avatardreamer]

(haha omg xD)
put on pants

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made of fishnet.

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They start fighting

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They who? AD and the velociraptors?

on the grass...

[avatardreamer]

(noo against the RDA soldiers lol)
and AV owned

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What soldiers? They can't just appear out of nowhere dude.

some high heels. (lol play on words, I'm clever. :3)

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(this is a story, carlos can stand up from the deads and soldiers appear from nowhere, and i dONT OWN HIGH HELLS)
Cause Fkeu dont

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This is hardly a story..

like asparagus. The...

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Navi won cause

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the RDA lost.

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Avatardreamer and Carlos

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

began to embrace..

[avatardreamer]

. Then Neytiri comes

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to watch. They...

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both want her.

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They start to...

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fight for her

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necklace. Carlos had...

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no chance. Neytiri

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

fell asleep while...

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AD won. He

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fainted from exhaustion..

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but woke up

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to soiled trousers.

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Neytiri and he

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parted ways while..

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Carlos became dust.

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Carlos is not dead. Please stop killing him.

Neytiri frolicked around...

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and pulled AD

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to her hammock.

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They cuddled while...

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she slashed his...

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loincloth off. Carlos...

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was finally dead. (stop with Carlos, hes death xP)

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(Ok, guys, I think it's time to introduce another character!)

Meanwhile, Colonel Quaritch...

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(nononono, I introduce the new guy xD)
got killed by

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the Master Chief

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(time to get rid of AD too XD)
Who killed AD.

@AD-You're just jealous of Carlos' awesomeness xD

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But AD just

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pretended his death.

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He was a

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friend of MC (master chief).

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Whoa, what. Aw.. I liked Carlos.. ;-;

Colonel Quaritch ran...

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(me too, Fkeu. He was a truly good person and he will be missed...
or will he? :D)

like a frightened...

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gazelle, his ears...

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listening for any...

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pursuing foes. A...

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skill of his...

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which he developed...

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over a very...

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brief period of...

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his career. Skills...

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such as juggling...

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that make him...

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an asset to...

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the corporation. He...

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suddenly stopped when...

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he heard his...

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inner child crying...

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because it wanted..

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nothing more than...

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to be loved.

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(what the heck is going on here?? XD)

Meanwhile, a covenant...

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(No idea, lol. Eleven made it all weird and sad.)

was taking place...

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(I meant the covenant aliens XD)

between Mastercheif and...

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(LOL Ok, we can drop sad.)

Lady Gaga, which...

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(Hahah, ohhh!)

the UNSC. They...

resulted in a...

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mass exodus of...

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the covenant forces...

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and the allied...

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forces. Everyone was...

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collecting waffles for...

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breakfast while Quaritch...

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sulked in his...

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swivel chair. He...

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broke his chair

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. Avatardreamer comes back.

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but only in...

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spirit form. The...

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waffle iron that...

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was his portalkey.

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had been stolen...

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XD
by Carlos, who...

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returned to Pandora. (is that even where this is taking place?)

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Then AD materialzed.

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He killed Carlos. (HA, he wont comes back)

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(has that ever stopped him before? XD)

Carlos' spirit returned...

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to the ToS.

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ToS=TreeOfSake (stands in the Nirvana)

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Then AD mated

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with Neytiri. Win. :victory:

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THE AWESOME END.
(there won't be anything more)

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with himself. Sadly...

(Edit: Dang! You're too quick, dreamer. Or else I'm too slow.)

Carlos returned to...

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(using your first one 11)
it was actually...

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Sylwanin who he...

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mated with. Neytiri...

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(nonono, new place now, lets be in Jamaican mountains)
killed with MG.

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What does that mean?

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(MG=machinegun)
Here in the (jamaicans hills...)

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Jamaican Hills, she

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(What! You killed Neytiri with a machinegun!! D: You giant douche! xD)

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(omg no, Carlos killed her sis with a MG, and now her spirit comes to earth) enjoyed the nature.

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LOLWUT

(Ok, let's start fresh!)

It was a...

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dark and stormy...

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night. Pandora's creatures...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(I like this new setting. But no more multi-posts! xD)

had found shelter...

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(LOL, I just wanted to make sure we distanced ourselves from dreamer's mess!)

deep within the...

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(Fair enough, haha.)

forest. The immense...

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moisture from the...

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storm made all...

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life forms that...

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were nearby, very...

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susceptible to accelerated...

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(what the hell is going on.. XD)

particles of dust.

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(Just trying to come up with a semi-interesting storyline before dreamer comes and craps all over it tomorrow!)

The bioluminescent flora...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(I think we need a character!)

lit up the...

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(and here she is)

horizon. Carlita, the...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Sea Clan's best...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

huntress, was riding...

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(wuuuut, we were on Jamaica!!!)
nothing, cause actually

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we are on

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sweet Jamaican hills.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

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HUNTRESS...WAS...RIDING...

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(:P ok, how you want)
bycicle. Harley Davidson.

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I think we oughtta get off of Pandora. And Jamaica too. How about a fictional planet that we come up with ourselves??)
disregarding last post xD

her Pa'lì through...

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(ok, I'll try to set it up)

a new dimension...

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,the forest around...

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("a new dimension, the forest around" What? XD)

her Hometree. She...

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(I was thinking the forest would disappear and then she ends up in a totally different place lol. oh well)

suddenly came across...

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(Oh, my bad, you should have used a semi-colon or something. =P)

a portal in...

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front of a...

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tree she passed.

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This portal led...

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to a strange..

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yet fascinating new...

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world; a world...

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containing unfathomable beauty.

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Carlita dismounted and..

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noticed the portal...

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was glowing bright...

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and beginning to...

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cause nearby unsecured...

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(lol, I don't know what to put)

broadcasting of radio...

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(I was thinking it was causing any unsecured flora to be sucked into it =P)

to be retransmitted..

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(LOL me neither)

channels to be...

(Edit: But I should have known that I'd be nija'd!)

as Morse Code.

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(Ninja'd!)

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(I smell a ninja!)
EDIT: And having smelled said ninja, I have been promptly ninja'd

.The portal shrunk...

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LOL again

until it became...

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so small that...

(Don't say imploded, she needs to get sucked into it eventually!)

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it couldn't implode. =P

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

She moved in...

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mysterious ways, until...

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(LOLWUT.)

she felt a...

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pinch on her...

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hindquarters. With catlike...

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agility, she maneuvered...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

her body over...

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a hellfire cannon.

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As the portal...

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awaited her entry...

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to AD's garden.

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Carlita quickly grabbed...

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her exposed left...

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breast in an...