3 Word Story.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

not enjoyed it.

[electrosphere11]

Shocked, Neytiri then

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

stormed off in

[electrosphere11]

anger as avatardreamer

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

stood there alone.

[electrosphere11]

While electrosphere11 figured

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

he was able

[electrosphere11]

to utilize this

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

banjo to fish

[electrosphere11]

avatardreamer out of

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

the hole he

[electrosphere11]

had dug himself.

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The hole was

[electrosphere11]

large enough to

[Replica]

breed a new

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species of large

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

bioluminescent caterpillars. They

[electrosphere11]

then consumed his

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

mango cake and

[avatardreamer]

(you are wasting my story T.T)
they stopped shttalking.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(Sorry?)

Avatardreamer was sad

[electrosphere11]

(lol, its hard to find a direction when all you have is 3 words XD)

Avatardreamer assembled everyone

[avatardreamer]

cause he wasnt.

[electrosphere11]

huh?

Avatardreamer and Electrosphere11...

EDIT: oh, didn't see the post above mine lol

[avatardreamer]

never meet loo.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

the portable toilet.

[electrosphere11]

this isn't making sense lol

The biolumunescent forest...

[avatardreamer]

was sooo awesome

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(not my fault lol)

because it was

[electrosphere11]

glowing at night.

yay, a redundant, yet legible sentance XD

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(Haha, win!)

This particular night

[avatardreamer]

wasnt really particular

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(Pff, and you say I'm ruining the story..)

nor was it

[electrosphere11]

(yeah guize, lets actually try to get somewhere in this)

really imparticular. Anyways...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

The sky was

[electrosphere11]

filled with Polyphemus

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and also some

[electrosphere11]

anything seen on...

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(haha, to much ninja'ing)

the most beautiful

[electrosphere11]

(i know right? how can we fix this kanundrum?)

picture of earth.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

While strolling in

[electrosphere11]

Pandora's scenic rainforest...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

he noticed a

[electrosphere11]

movement in the..

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outer perimeter of

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

valley he descended

[electrosphere11]

into a crouch

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

and waited for

[electrosphere11]

the noise to...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

stop. He peered..

[electrosphere11]

into the undergrowth...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

and recognized a...

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tree of very

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

large proportions. Suddenly,

[electrosphere11]

a group of..

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Na'vi warriors descended

[electrosphere11]

on him, drawing...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

their bows in

[electrosphere11]

one swift motion.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

He nearly fell

[electrosphere11]

backwards with the...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

oncoming ambush. They

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continued onward but

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

he drew his

[electrosphere11]

waffle iron. The

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

warriors were surprised

[electrosphere11]

by the appearence

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

of this new

[electrosphere11]

seemingly foreign object.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

They cautiously lowered

[electrosphere11]

their weapons as

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

they realized he

[electrosphere11]

was making them...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

waffles. They sat

[electrosphere11]

joyfully and ate...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

his (who is this guy, by the way?) delicious waffles.

[electrosphere11]

(I was beginning to wonder this myself XD)

The Na'vi decided...

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(At this point, I don't even think it matters. LOL)

that this guy...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

was to be..

[electrosphere11]

(maybe we should give him a name for the sake of the story)

their master chef.

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(Okay, let's do it... I hope you have a good name)

His name was...

[electrosphere11]

(here goes nothing.)

Carlos, an ex-

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

hairdresser who left

[electrosphere11]

(I see, going into a little backstory now.)
the airforce to..

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(Precisely.)

attend to his

[electrosphere11]

(i'm out for the night guys. I'll have to see where things have gone tomorrow morning. pce out)
dying twin brother...

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sex-change preparations that

(Edit: whose sex-change operation...)

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(somebody just got ninja'd xD)

edit: Crap..

failed horribly. Carlos

[electrosphere11]

(lol, ninja'd)

EDIT: Which one are we using??

Double EDIT: replaced his brother, (see where i'm going with this :P)

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(I thought you were calling it a night! But then again, so was I. LOL)


Edit: who secretly coveted...

[electrosphere11]

(Yeah, I thought so too)

EDIT: I think my previous edit ninja'd your post lol.

other men, in

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more ways than

[electrosphere11]

EDIT: he cared to... (holy ninja batman)

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

explain. Despite this

[electrosphere11]

Carlos would replace... (trying again lol)

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(Edit: his ex-lover's pet...)

[electrosphere11]

in his brother's...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

shoes. It was

[electrosphere11]

he who was...

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(Edit: trying to make...)

[electrosphere11]

waffles for the...

(EDIT: thats it, i'm really going to bed now :P)

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President of North...

(yup, same here. G'night!)

[avatardreamer]

(omg what a fcked up story xD)
nothing. Avatardreamer finally

[electrosphere11]

decided to disappear. (this is about Carlos! lol)

[VrrtepTaronyu]

And then I...

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spanked avatardreamer before...

[electrosphere11]

he vanished into...

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the darkest recesses...

[avatardreamer]

of light forest.

[electrosphere11]

Meanwhile, Carlos was...

[avatardreamer]

killed by Electrosphere11. (Back to mehh xD)

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Carlos was revived..

[electrosphere11]

(what the hell man!! why do I have to kill Carlos!!? XD he was my brainchild)

by the real...

[electrosphere11]

Electrosphere11. The two...

[avatardreamer]

got killed painful (not my fault xD)

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

and slowful. The

[electrosphere11]

(may you suffer a similar fate lol)

EDIT: Ahhh, damn ninj'ing

Na'vi witnessed this...

[avatardreamer]

and we getbacktotheme.

[avatardreamer]

Avatardreamer was cooler

[electrosphere11]

or at least..

[electrosphere11]

thought he was. :P

[avatardreamer]

After jammin he

[electrosphere11]

pulled out some...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

dental floss and..

[avatardreamer]

threw them away.

[electrosphere11]

The floss never...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

had a chance.

[avatardreamer]

So Avatardreamer smiled

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

because he farted.

[avatardreamer]

(ooh dam you)
Then he went (to canada)

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

to America to..

[avatardreamer]

kill noone for

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(that's four words lol)

he was a..

[avatardreamer]

wtf??? learn counting xD
AF spam king.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

("No one" is two words.)

Also, I'm bringing Carlos back.

The Na'vi warriors..

[electrosphere11]

rushed to Carlos'

(Carlos lives!)

[avatardreamer]

killed Carlos again MUHAHA

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(Ninja'd)

aid and carried..

[avatardreamer]

his dead corpse

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to ToS where...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

damnit, I got ninja'd

he was placed..

[avatardreamer]

into the nowhere.

[electrosphere11]

Carlos' eyes opened...

[avatardreamer]

and closed again. (omg stop that=))

[electrosphere11]

(you're the one who keeps trying to kill people and add yourself in lol)
He was blinking...

[avatardreamer]

then he died.

[electrosphere11]

(seriously?? lol)
Or so they...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

thought; his pulse..

[avatardreamer]

didnt started again.

[electrosphere11]

oh, so got ninja'd

His body then...

[avatardreamer]

exploded into pieces (more then 9000)
ok guys i pack it for today, see ya some day

[electrosphere11]

May your dreams be filled with Jamaicans.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

began to twitch..

[electrosphere11]

(lol, if anyone tries to kill Carlos again, thats it. I give up XD)
gasping for air...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(haha, yeah seriously.)

and reaching out..

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but he regained...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

his strength, and

[electrosphere11]

rose from the...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

ground. The Na'vi..

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waited as he...

[electrosphere11]

slowly stood up.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Carlos rubbed his..

[electrosphere11]

eyes, only to...

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find that his...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

eyebrows had been..

[electrosphere11]

missing. His hands...

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had been painted...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

blue and white..

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and yellow and...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(lolol)

he was quite..

[electrosphere11]

taller than he...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

used to be.

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But the most...

[electrosphere11]

terrifying thing he...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

noticed was that..

[electrosphere11]

he had morning...

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(dam ninja's every night)

sickness pills hidden...

[electrosphere11]

(let the ninja'ing begin!)

in his fannypack

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that was covering...

[electrosphere11]

his massively oversized...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

fanny. As he..

[electrosphere11]

(I've totally forgotten the direction of this story lol)
reached into it...

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a cool sensation...

[electrosphere11]

overcame his entire...

[This one goes to eleven]

anatomy. Then, suddenly...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(what the hell is in this fannypack XD)

he jerked his..

[electrosphere11]

(I sure as hell don't know anymore. Something about morning after pills...)
hand out to...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

find that it...

[electrosphere11]

had been gnawed...

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(Another edit: by tiny green...)

[electrosphere11]

*ninja'd*

EDIT: pocket-sized Thanators.

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Meanwhile, the pills...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

had fallen out..

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and spilled into...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

his mouth. Almost..

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forty-five of them...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

were swallowed. Suddenly,

[avatardreamer]

Avatardreamer came back.

[electrosphere11]

and was immediately

[avatardreamer]

awesomer then before.

[electrosphere11]

He was mauled...

[avatardreamer]

no he wasnt.

[electrosphere11]

Alrighty then, he...

[avatardreamer]

blocked the punch

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but was killed.

[avatardreamer]

He still lives.

[electrosphere11]

And that's the...

[electrosphere11]

legend of Avatardreamer.

[avatardreamer]

WHATTA EPIC ENDd

[electrosphere11]

(I thought it was pretty good ;) )

Meanwhile, in the...

[avatardreamer]

narrows, Chuck Norris

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

was drop-kicking puppies...

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while Carlos tried...

[avatardreamer]

to live butfailed.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

( I'm starting after 'but' since you cheated =P )

it was challenging.

[avatardreamer]

Avatardreamer fighted Chucknorris

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

*facepalm*

but Chuck easily...

[avatardreamer]

runned away, badly.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

The warriors were...

[avatardreamer]

chucked by AVATARDREAMER

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

through a pane...

[avatardreamer]

of tasty pancakes
Whats a pane??

[electrosphere11]

(like a pane of glass?)

made by Carlos.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Bahahaha.
A pane of pancakes!

[electrosphere11]

On the nearby...

[avatardreamer]

Carlos was kidnapped (ok, he lives :))

[electrosphere11]

(that doesn't make sense lol)

lemme try again

On the nearby...

[avatardreamer]

river there is

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

a group of..

[electrosphere11]

salmon. John West...

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, from the East, ...

[electrosphere11]

always catches the...

[electrosphere11]

best salmon ever.

YouTube - Funny Bear VS John West (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dspAa9NQ-c)

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Meanwhile, Carlos was...

[electrosphere11]

trying to figure...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

out how his..

[electrosphere11]

future would pan...

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out despite his...

[electrosphere11]

missing fingers. The...

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very thought of...

BTW, a bit late but...
@electro: Funny video, but the bear doesn't appear to be laughing much.
@avatardreamer: What is a "butfail"? It sounds painful.

[electrosphere11]

having a fingerless...

(butfail? where did you see that?)

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

hand made him...

(about two pages ago)

Found
to live butfailed.


lolol

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want to go...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

climb up a...

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tall and erect...

[electrosphere11]

peice of wood.

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In the distance...

[electrosphere11]

he could see..

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something so astonishing...

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

that he couldn't...