Wish Game

[Human No More]

I'm sure some people know how this works, but anyway.
You make a wish, then the next person to post grants it but with a condition that ruins it, then makes their own wish.

E.g. Person 1 wishes for a queue, then person 2 says OK, but nobody else has one so no tsahaylu for you, then makes their own wish.

I wish for a beer :nsmile:

[Purge]

I wish these idiots would stop killing me in Dragon Age: Origins.

[Aihwa]

I wish these idiots would stop killing me in Dragon Age: Origins.


Granted, your Xbox just RROD'd.



I wish for vanilla ice cream...

[Purge]

I wish the sun would melt Aihwa's ice-cream.

[Human No More]

OK, the sun just went red giant and we all die horribly.

I wish I had a Na'vi girlfriend.

[last shadow]

Granted on a condition that its NOT Neytiri

I wish for Neytiri (YESSSSSSSSS IM THE FIRST TO POST THIS )

[Purge]

Denied.

I wish for a bouncy ball.

[silverstorm]

I wish for a beer :nsmile:

second that

[Human No More]

Granted, but you have no queue


I wish my friends would learn to See.



I wish Ney'tiri was taken from Last Shadow and given to me forever. This means guys that I get to keep her forever, but I wasn't the first to have her.
FAIL, you didn't answer the previous one. Learn to play please.

[Aihwa]

(purged, I think you have it mixed up, you grant the above posters wish, then make your own)

Granted, but they cannot hear now.


I wish I could have Avatar on DVD now.

[Purge]

Granted, if you send me it after you've finished watching it.

I wish for a vimto.

[last shadow]

I wish Ney'tiri was taken from Last Shadow and given to me forever. This means guys that I get to keep her forever, but I wasn't the first to have her.

:ncry::ncry::ncry: you killed me

Granted but it will be warm

I wish that I managed to be transported to some other alternate Universe where I live in pandora

[Aihwa]

Granted, this alternate reality is devoid of Neytiri.

I still want that avatar dvd...

[Human No More]

Granted, but there are no Na'vi in this alternate universe.

I wish for a Na'vi body.

[Purge]

Denied.

I wish I could do a triple backflip.

[last shadow]

Granted but you can never land on your feet so it fails :D

I wish for some ice cream

[Human No More]

Granted, but I have two.

I wish I had an unlimited source of energy


Denied.
Still need to learn to play.

[Aihwa]

(No purged :P You "corrupt" the wish above you, the term I usually see for these titles is "corrupt a wish" Not just to deny the wish.)

Granted, however you can no longer walk forewards


I still wish for mah Avatar DVD!

[Human No More]

Granted, but it has no extras or deleted scenes.

I wish all the deleted scenes were in the cinema release.

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but your tv breaks

i wish for purge to learn how to play.

[Aihwa]

Granted, but purged ends ever post with icwatudidthar.

I wish I could draw.

[last shadow]

Granted but only pics of Neytiri :D

I wish I visit outspace some day

[Purge]

Granted, with your feet.

I wish I could play correctly.

[Aihwa]

Granted. but your out of time to post.


I wish this thread would move slower!

[Human No More]

Granted, nobody is now posting here at all.

I wish I had more pictures of Neytiri.

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted,your internet breaks

i wish my wishes wouldn't be corrupted.

[Purge]

Granted, but your wishes don't come true.

I wish for Jessica Alba.

[last shadow]

Granted but she will be a granny

I wish I could draw Neytiri properly

[Aihwa]

Granted, but you cannot upload them.


I wish my dog would get off my bed.

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but others come
i wish people will stop posting so fast............................

[last shadow]

Granted except that you will stop posting for a while

I wish for a beer

[Aihwa]

Granted, but human no more steals it.

I wish for more wishes.

[last shadow]

Granted but all of them will backfire badly

I wish for a pet

[Aihwa]

Granted, enjoy your new rabid Thanator...


I wish my waterbottle was full.

[Purge]

Granted, it's full of acid.

I wish I had the self confidence to et myself a can of something.

[Human No More]

Granted, you eat hundreds and get fat.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

[Aihwa]

Granted, you are now addicted to caffeine.


I wish I had some caffeine...

[Purge]

Granted, it's mixed in with your bottle of acid.

I wish I could sing evey Wham! song backwards.

[Human No More]

Granted, but everyone knows that and laughs at you for it.

I wish I dreamed of Pandora more.

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but you dream of the wrong pandora.


i wish i had Ninat

[Human No More]

Granted, you now have tsaherpes.

I wish that I was born as a Na'vi

[Shatnerpossum]

Granted, but you contracted tsaherpes from your mother Ninat. And you're the lovechild of Txum_Kali'weya.

I wish I had twenty bucks.

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but palulukan eats

i wish i had a cookie

[Human No More]

Granted, but it's mouldy.

I wish I had an Ikran

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but you fall off.

i wish it wasn't moldy.

[Human No More]

Granted, but you didn't specify what so nothing happened.

I wish for a wish that won't get ruined.

[Aihwa]

Granted. But your next wish will result in tuna flavored pudding, a bathtub, and 12 pounds of chopped liver and onions...

I wish I had something to eat.

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but it isn't tasty or healthy.
i wish Human No More wuuld make his avatar less creepy...

[silverstorm]

granted> look how it is so happy and.. happy...

i wish for a two weeks stay in a desolated place...hmm scotland... iceland.. antartica....hmmm

[Apollo]

granted> look how it is so happy and.. happy...

i wish for a two weeks stay in a desolated place...hmm scotland... iceland.. antartica....hmmm

Granted, except your travel agent landed you on the moon.

I wish I had a Vending Machine

[Gunny]

Granted-except whenever you try and get something it gets stuck on the spiral thingy and you cant get it to fall

I wish for a billion wishes!

[Vauktu]

I asked Neytiri to grant your wish, but she rejected it. Sorry.

I wish I could go back in time and watch Avatar again. :nsmile:

[Uniltìranyu]

Granted, but unfortunately you end up 100 years back in time.

I wish I had some chocolate.

[Tsawke'iheyu]

I had it before you, and it has a bad taste.

I wish I'd go to Pandora tomorrow.

[Uniltìranyu]

Granted, but your shuttle crashes on the way down and you die.

I wish I could see Avatar tomorrow.

[Apollo]

Granted, but your shuttle crashes on the way down and you die.

I wish I could see Avatar tomorrow.

Granted, except the film strip burns up. You throw a fit, sue the theater, and got $1k and free movies for life at that cinema.

I wish magic were real.

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted, but the magician's hat got ripped apart and the bunnies never came. :ncry:

I wish Neytiri will make me a fruit-cake.

[Uniltìranyu]

Granted, but it's made of Pandora fruit and therefore poisonous to you.

I wish I lived somewhere else...

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted, but the RDA came with the marines and occupied that place... so, there's no turning back.

I wish Coke had a better taste. :D

[GhostMakto]

Granted...now re-introducing NEW Coke! :D

I wish the snow would melt here. :'(

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted, but because global warming it will snow again soon...

I wish Earth will be like it was years and years ago.

[GhostMakto]

Granted...it's 1972, Nixon's the President and Yoko Ono just broke up the Beatles. (Should've specified a better time in history :( )

I wish the NFL wouldn't go on strike in 2011! :(

[guyguy]

Denied! now go watch some hockey
I wish Team Canada (memn) will win the gold medal!

[Uniltìranyu]

Granted, but they cheated so they got disqualified.

I wish the climate around here was more pleasant.

[GhostMakto]

Granted...Global Warming set to room temp.

I wish I had some buffalo wings about now.

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted, but what about their anatomy ?

I wish in 2012 we'll enter in those 2000 years of illumination.

[guyguy]

granted, only if Avatar 2 is realeased
i wish i was in my bed

[GhostMakto]

Granted...your bed's just floating down the river of your choice now.

I wish it was spring already.

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted, but the weather is getting colder... not warmer as it's supposed to

I wish I had and iPad.

[GhostMakto]

Granted...it turns out the iPad IS just a big ol' iPod Touch!

I wish I could own a few exotic animals. A white tiger would be nice. :)

[Uniltìranyu]

Granted, but he's hungry so he eats you.

I wish I had a cat.

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted, but she gets angry and scratches you with thirst on the face.

I wish I fly with Air-Pandora one day. :D

[Apollo]

Granted, but she gets angry and scratches you with thirst on the face.

I wish I fly with Air-Pandora one day. :D

Granted, except Quatrich destoryed the last airline.
I wish I was with Weta Digital :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[GhostMakto]

Granted..you won't be working on Avatar II for a while though.

I wish, for the sake of today's children, they'd bring back "Denver, the Last Dinosaur." (You can't argue against a show with a theme song like that! :D )

[Fkeu'itan]

Granted, but the TV is banned.

I wish everybody on this forum could meet up somewhere...

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted, eventhough we are so many.. we live in very very different corners of the globe. (but... ambition is the main ingredient to succes so it could be possible). :D

I wish materialism and individualism disappear.

[Apollo]

Granted, eventhough we are so many.. we live in very very different corners of the globe. (but... ambition is the main ingredient to succes so it could be possible). :D

I wish materialism and individualism disappear.

Granted, but in the process, lost memories of your childhood.

I wish I could be the kool-aid man (OHHHH YEAAAHHHH)

[Human No More]

Granted, you are fictional so can't post on these forums any more.

I wish I was feeling better right now

[ikranflyer]

Granted, but you cant come on here

I wish I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart ;)

[Tsmu`kan]

Granted, but you're stuck on the dragon for life.

I wish I could walk.

[laura neytiri]

sorry but dragons doesnt exist :(

i wish to meet sam worthington some day....:in-love:

[Keye'ung]

granted once you become famous

i wish for a smile

[last shadow]

Granted but its a scary one

I wish I could meet Zoe

[Human No More]

Granted, but I meet Neytiri instead.

I wish I was a Na'vi in Avatar 2

[Purge]

Granted, but you die during the first second of the film.

I wish I could marry Evangeline Lilly.

[GhostMakto]

Granted...just remember..she's married to a hockey player now. That won't be a pleasent surprise when he shows up at your door. ;)

I wish we still had the music of the 70s and 80s around.

[Human No More]

Granted, but everyone including you are sick of it.

I wish more people learned to See.

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but everyone goes blind(physically)

i wish Eywa existed on earth.

[tsteu taronyu]

Granted, but you find yourself living on Pandora (is that really ruining the wish? Oh well).

I wish that I could be a real Avatar driver.

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but your avatar gets eaten on the first run

[guyguy]

need to say a wish! so i can deny/grant!

i wish that my warhammer 40k rpg car dont die tomorrow! <.<

[GhostMakto]

Granted..It dies Tuesday instead!

I wish Germany would play a little better hockey here in the Olympics. (Come on..don't choke THIS badly.)

[guyguy]

granted, its 3-0 finland/germany as i see it atm end of 2nd. they reach final but get utterly destroyed by team canada
i wish i could win the 6/49 ( lotto )

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but you only get $17

i wish i knew how flags worked.(coding)

[guyguy]

granted, but its in visual basics ....
i wish i could time jump!

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but only forward in sections of 10,000+

i wish i knew the entire TSC language

[GhostMakto]

Granted...you forget English in the process.

I wish the new Journey album would come out a bit sooner! :nsmile:

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but it costs $20 million a disk.

i wish i knew the entire TSC language

[GhostMakto]

Denied, it's unnecessary (unless you're getting/currently have a job that requires it)!

I wish I had a less-boring name in real life. :(

[Human No More]

Granted, you now have a really embarrassing name that you can't change.

I wish I had a queue.

[Apollo]

Granted, you now have a really embarrassing name that you can't change.

I wish I had a queue.

Granted, but you get the kicks when you bump anyone, and everyone :party:

I wish I had a time machine.
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1858.jpg
Christopher is the man!

[Human No More]

Granted, but it takes you back to when Earth was uninhabitable, then breaks.

I wish faster than light travel had been discovered.

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but it rips the universe in half

i wish i could forget my showings of AVATAR so i get the experience i had first viewing again

[toruk_makto]

granted but you wont remember anything about it the next morning

I with had 1000 posts

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but you go back to the RDA recruit rank forever

i wish it was friday

[toruk_makto]

granted but come monday it will remain monday forever

I wish i had an m107 instead of my m95

[Txum_Kali'weya]

i wish i had a webcam

[Human No More]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish I had watercooling.

[toruk_makto]

granted but it will ruin after 30 minutes of use

I wish i had a tank

[GhostMakto]

Granted...unfortunately it's an outdated Cold War relic from the former Soviet Union.

I wish I could travel a bit more.

[toruk_makto]

granted but you will forget all of your travels

I wish i liked potatoes

[Human No More]

Granted, you can now no longer eat anything else.

I wish there was no light pollution so I could see the stars.

[toruk_makto]

granted but youll go blind

i wish toasters were cordless

[guyguy]

Granted, but you can only put strudels in cordless toasters
i wish cinema around here always had late night representation instead of only friday/sat

[GhostMakto]

Granted...now they'll be playing classics like Bio-Dome, Napoleon Dynamite, the Jaws sequels and anything spoofed on MST3K late at night during the week.

I wish USA hockey would stop holding onto a moment that happened 30 years ago and maybe concentrate on their team of today.

[Tsmu`kan]

Granted, but the teammates turn selfish and don't want to share the bench.

I wish I could get out of my wheelchair. (Go on and say something offensive, I don't mind. ;))

[GhostMakto]

Granted....why you got out of it right next to the edge of a deep ravine is beyond me.

"I wish I were blind..when I see you with your man." (Wish borrowed from Bruce Springsteen's "I Wish I Were Blind")

[Human No More]

Granted, now you can't watch Avatar.

I wish I had some pancakes now.

[GhostMakto]

Granted..you must have them without syrup!

I wish I were a bit more modivated sometimes.

[Human No More]

Granted, you are now obsessive compulsive.

I wish I could survive with less sleep.

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but you just cant go to sleep, you still get tired

[toruk_makto]

i whish i had a remote controled fan

[Shatnerpossum]

Granted, but you lost your tv remote now.

I wish I could freeze time.

[ateyo 'uniltiranyu]

granted but you will be forever frozen and won't be able to move

I wish that I could have my very own Avatar

[Human No More]

Granted, but you're limited to using it on Earth since we can't reach Pandora yet.

I wish I had my mind transferred into a Na'vi body.

[ateyo 'uniltiranyu]

Granted but during the transfer you loose all your memories (Ouch!)

I wish that I could build a time machine and travel to when Avatar 2 comes out.

[Aihwa]

Granted, but the movie sucks! D:


I wish I had more time to think of a wish...

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but a mod locks it.

i wish i posted a wish back at the top of the page...

[Gunny]

granted, but you realize it was a bad wish :P

I wish I could meet Zoe Saldana :in-love:

[Uniltìranyu]

Granted, but unfortunately she just married me.

I wish I had another smoothie.

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but its pickle flavor

i wish i could find my NSMB cartridge

[guyguy]

Granted, but of course its broke
I wish i knew when Avatar 2 will be released

[Gunny]

granted but you are banned from every theater it plays in.

I wish I was with neytiri!

[Uniltìranyu]

Granted, but you immediately die from the atmosphere on Pandora. (no exopack :ncry:)
I wish there was an IMAX theater around here.

[guyguy]

Granted, well you deserve to have a IMAX, its just sad
I wish i could be off tomorrow

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but you are off a cliff
i wish i could type faster

[guyguy]

Granted, but you still have to wait 30 sec to post! <.<
I wish my PS3 was broke

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted, but you placed it in a safe place and it won't broke.

I wish I had an iPad. :D

[guyguy]

Granted but as soon as you leave the store someone steal it from you
I wish i ll be able to see metallica in concert this year

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but who is that?

i wish i could stay on the comp.

[guyguy]

Granted but you will have a Very short night
i wish i had the patience to learn Na'vi

[Human No More]

Granted, but you're too busy to as you never stop doing anything you try.

I wish I knew Na'vi fluently.

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted, but since you have no ambition... you will never make it.

I wish I had tiger stripes and cat ears like the Na'Vis. :D

[Site 26]

Granted but when you visit the zoo, a horny tiger will come chasing after you thinking you're his mate.

I wish I owned my own IMAX theater, so I can watch Avatar whenever I want.

[laura neytiri]

granted, when you become rich or famous.

i wish to be an actress

[kyzel]

Well I'll give Human No More that beer. But your now allergic to alcohol.

And laura neytiri can be an actress, but the entire world just went deft and blind.

I wish Cody Dittmer's car explodes.

[Human No More]

Granted, but it did so next to you.

I wish I had Avatar on bluray already.

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but you dont have a way to play it

i wish the post limit was less then 30 sec

[Dreamwalker]

Granted, but it's now 29 seconds.

I wish I didn't have to go to bed.

[Gunny]

Granted, but the next time you try to sleep you cant fall asleep

I wish I was on Pandora

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but you are a guard and have to stay inside hells gate.

i wish i didn't have homework

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted, but since the school gives homeworks... here you go :D

I wish I was in college, but not this one. :ncry:

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but you are in a worse one.

i wish i could have had post #500

[laura neytiri]

granted, when you were so bored.

i wish to wish happiness to the person who will granted my wish :nlol::nsmile:

[Human No More]

Granted, but that means I am living on Pandora now so you'll never talk to me again.

I wish everyone here was on Pandora.

[guyguy]

Granted, we are all hired to play in Avatar 2 or prequels <cheer>
I wish i will have a good day!

[Human No More]

Granted, but I have a better one.

I wish I had an avatar.

[last shadow]

Granted without a queue

I wish I was 10 ft tall

[Human No More]

Granted, but you're still human and on Earth, and now bash your head on the ceiling all the time.

I wish I was rich.

[laura neytiri]

Granted, when you become famous :)

i wish to fly with sam worthington :in-love::in-love::nlol:

[last shadow]

Your supposed to ruin their wishes :)

Granted except that you are hit by a calamity and Sam decides to save himself leaving you for death

I wish I could fly with Neytiri

[GhostMakto]

Granted..she throws you off when she notices you aren't Jake. :nlol:

I wish VH1 would go back to actually concentrating on music...good music at that.

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but you don't like it

i wish i had more time to spend here.

[Dreamwalker]

Granted, but then you have no life. :( lol

I wish I wasn't sick. :P

[guyguy]

Granted, but you are deaf instead
i wish i was in Vancouver for the olympics atm

[Txum_Kali'weya]

Granted, but no AVATAR-FOURUMS.com

I wish i couldn't lose this ipod.

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted, but... you still have it.

I wish I fly all of my life on a beautiful Ikran. :nsmile:

[Human No More]

Granted, but you're still human

I wish I had an avatar.

[laura neytiri]

granted, but when you got 70 years.

i wish i had neytiri's eyes. :)

[Human No More]

Granted, but they creep everyone out because they're so big compared to the rest of your face.

I wish I had a Na'vi tail.

[laura neytiri]

granted, but you can't sit down until the day you'll death.

i wish to go out with my friends later.

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but you don't go to AVATAR

i wish this ipod would stop crashing...

[Grif]

It starts working and you drop it in the toilet.

I wish that I wasn't bored.

[Kestor]

Granted, now you're desperate.

I wish I was less sleepy.

[Tsmu`kan]

Granted, but you'll never sleep again.

I wish I could tie my shoes.

[UnNamed]

Granted but you don't have shoes anymore.
I wish the next poster dies. :cool:

[Na'viking]

Your wish is granted..oh..oh..oh no,...*falls dead in cold blood*

I wish i could have $500 Million

[guyguy]

Granted but because of you, inflation in the world goes up by 1000000%, so you cant really buy anything more with the money you have
I wish i could have a dragon breath drink right now

[UnNamed]

Granted but u cant drink it.
I wish i was immortal.

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted, but Samsara only applies on Buddhist side.

I wish I was at a barbecue with the Omaticayas. :nsmile:

[UnNamed]

Granted but u burnt the Hometree so Omaticaya killed you.
I wish i was on Pandora.

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted, but the ship you were in was hit by a meteor on its way to Pandora.

I wish it was already summer. :nsad:

[laura neytiri]

granted, but it rains everyday :(

i wish im 20 years :)

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted, but... being young is something good. ;) And I don't refer to age.

I wish I self paint my Toruk :D

[laura neytiri]

granted, but you lost it before show it to the people.

i wish to understand all english.

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted, but if you don't learn it you can't understand it.

I wish I could fly...

[laura neytiri]

granted, but if you dont have wings you cant fly.

i wish to be in summer.

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted, but spring haven't even started, so you're forced to wait.

I wish I wouldn't live on Earth as a destroying species.

[Human No More]

Granted, you're now a non-sentient animal.

I wish more species were bioluminescent.

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but they continue to be at the bottom of the deep oceans.

i wish the Prometheus would accelerate faster.

[Human No More]

Granted, it accelerates fast enough to turn you into a fine coating on the rear wall.

I wish I could find my Neytiri...

[GhostMakto]

Granted..you found her bonding with me! :nlol:

I wish that the USA will win hockey gold tomorrow.

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but it gets called and they get silver.

i wish flags were eiser

[guyguy]

Granted but everything else is now hard
I wish i had more than 1 day off this week

[Human No More]

Granted, but you just took it off without being given it, and get fired.

I wish humans were less greedy.

[guyguy]

Granted, we are more destrutive than ever instead
i Wish i could fly a ikran

[Human No More]

Granted, but there are still no Ikran on Earth.

I wish there were Ikran on Earth.

[guyguy]

Granted, but earthling ikran dont have wings
I wish i was able to sleep more than 5 hours a day

[Human No More]

Granted, you now have to sleep 22 hours/day

I wish Turisas' new album was out already and was just as good as or better than their others (to avoid the 'but it's worse than their others' answer :ntongue: )

[guyguy]

Granted, but it will be postoned for 15years like chinese democracy ( guns n roses )

[Grif]

Granted, you now no longer want anything (no wish asked)

I wish I existed for most of the day.

[Txum_Kali'weya]

Granted, but not on Pandora.

I wish i had an IMAX

[guyguy]

Granted, it cost you 8million per year
i wish my Imax representation wed wont be full of 8 years old kid running around, making noise and ask the parent why

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted, but they're there... and here goes your silence. :nlol:

I wish I go see Avatar avatar this week.

[guyguy]

Granted, but you get there and your cinema has problem and you cant see it in 3d
I wish i could get another job atm..

[Apollo]

Granted, except your boss is a complete di**
I wish I had art materials :victory:

[guyguy]

Granted but only have one color material
I wish i could get a hot chocolate drink

[Human No More]

Granted, but it's too hot to drink.

I wish I had a tail.

[laura neytiri]

granted, but it's uncomfortable for you.

i wish i go to the beach with Sam Worthington :in-love::in-love:

[UnNamed]

Granted but Sam couldn't come because he was too busy.
I wish i was with Zoe.

[Mr.]

Granted but Zoe s a fat overweight man dressed as a girl

Wish I Looked like the dude in my avatar because hes epic

[UnNamed]

Granted but you are not epic.
I wish i had 5000 posts.

[Shatnerpossum]

Granted, but you must ask on this thread 4264 more times first.

[UnNamed]

And whats your wish???

[Shatnerpossum]

I wish that my wishes would actually come true.

[Mr.]

Granted but u wished you got put in a cell with Bubba on heat

I wish I was a Lamp

[Dreamwalker]

Granted but u wished you got put in a cell with Bubba on heat

I wish I was a Lamp

Granted but then someone threw you out the window and you broke into pieces :P

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

[Human No More]

Granted, you are now hyperactive.

I wish I was less depressed from Avatar.

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but you still can't go there.

i wish i had more time to work.

[Apollo]

Granted, but now you got no time to have fun!

I wish I had I could play Harp :nlol:

[guyguy]

Granted but the first time you play it a string break and cut you 3 fingers
I wish Tsu'kan could get out of his wheelchair

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted... but he was transfered into a Na'Vi body, and doesn't need a wheel chair no more.

I wish I was a Na'Vi so my bones would be strong (and my teeth too...) :nsad:

[Txum_Kali'weya]

Granted, but on earth 2154.

I wish ipods didn't fail at existance.

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted... but Apple isn't one of my favorite brands, so I'm glad they fail.

I wish I had a monitor like the ones in Avatar. xD

[Tudhalyas]

Granted... but several of its pixels are burned.

I wish we all live on Pandora as Na'vi.

[UnNamed]

Granted but noone of us survived.
I wish i had AMP suit

[Tudhalyas]

Granted, but its engine fails and it is not repairable.

I wish I could fly with an ikran

[Human No More]

Granted. You could, but there still aren't Ikran on Earth.

I wish there were Ikran on Earth.

[Tudhalyas]

Granted, but some damn poachers hunt them down and kill them all.
(something tells me that this would really happen, if they existed here :ncry: ).


I wish I could do Tsahaylu.

[Human No More]

Granted, but nobody else can.

I wish humans could be made to look Na'vi via skin colour change, artificial ears + tail, etc

[laura neytiri]

granted, but you don't have enough glue to put on your head the ears so they fall to the floor.

i wish to be Ney'tiri and be in love with Jake. :P

[UnNamed]

Granted but Jake died.
I wish i had Na'vi ears.

[Txum_Kali'weya]

granted, but they arent blue.

i wish i had an HD tv

[Tudhalyas]

Granted, but it's not 3D-ready and thus you won't be able to see Avatar in 3D.

I wish I could meet Neytiri one day.

[Gunny]

granted, but she is mated with me for life :P

I wish I could figure out what my dream job is!

[ateyo 'uniltiranyu]

Granted but your dream job turns out to be a street sweeper

I wish I could hold Neytiri in my arms...

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted, but you lied the Omaticaya people about your existence and she ran away from you.

I wish I had a bamboo bow.

[Gunny]

granted, but when you draw back the string it snaps and pops you in the head :rotfl:

I wish I could be cuddling with Neytiri right now :)

[Apollo]

Granted, she gives you a rash that won't quit in the next morning. I suspect Nargells are behind it.

I wish I invented a dream machine that will always work.
-Always function
-Never breaks down
-Imitates Lucidity
and -Immune to bad wish giving! (XD)

[Tsawke'iheyu]

Granted, but in the present day such machine can't be built and probably you won't live to see it/ have it.

I wish the Sun wouldn't grow in diameter to affect us and the Solar System. :)

[guyguy]

Granted, instead we drift slowly away from it
I wish ill enjoy my Imax Avatar today!

[laura neytiri]

granted, but the light turns off.

i wish to swimm with dolphins :)

[UnNamed]

Granted but you don't know how to swim.
I wish i could go to moon.

[Human No More]

Granted, but you're now stuck there with no way off it.

I wish Avatar was in cinemas for longer.

[guyguy]

Granted but you need to loan a cinema ( or create the Avatar cinema )
I wish ill be able to go to the first avatar convention?

[Human No More]

Granted, but nobody else could.

I wish there was an Avatar convention...

[abdisavatar]

granted, but no-body shows up i wish for a coca-cola

[Tsawke'iheyu]

granted, but no-body shows up i wish for a coca-cola

Make a wish after you say granted for someone's wish.

[guyguy]

granted, but he wished for a coka cola
I wish Alice will be good at least since it will remove Avatar from my cinema

[Human No More]

Granted, but now you can't see Avatar :nsad:

I wish Avatar was still on...