Who has Neytiri?

[neytiriii]

In honour of the suggestion of Kestor, here we go, I'll start.

Me.

['ì'awn 'awsiteng]

Oe.
Po si oe muntxa

xD

[Kestor]

Neytiri might be kidnapped by the psychopath who thinks he's Jake Sully... but I am her true love.

[J Sully]

ME

thread closed! :D:D

[Dan'Tsuay]

Me? lol

[neytiriii]

Neytiri might be kidnapped by the psychopath who thinks he's Jake Sully... but I am her true love.

Or by the mental disabled who thinks he's Palu :P

[neytiriii]

ME

thread closed! :D:D

Haha beat ya :P

[Kestor]

Ah, merged :D

[neytiriii]

Neytiri is glad that all of you are still fighting for her. She asks me not to de-motivate you by telling the truth...





But I can't resist...Neytiri is with me now. We're mated for life.

[J Sully]

here u go for the last time!
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1033.jpg

i didn´t force her to anything!
all out of love!

[Kestor]

here u go for the last time!
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1033.jpg

i didn´t force her to anything!
all out of love!

It's a forgery!

Forgareeeeeeey!

[neytiriii]

Apparently Palu and Anyu have given up, haven't they? Have you? I call out for the fight, the epic war! I challenge you, I provoke you, that you do not own Neytiri. Ha! Wat'cha gonna doo??

Ok so much for the triggering haha :P Gotta go for dinner now mates see ya later :rotfl:

[Kestor]

Now we rest, brothers, for tomorrow there will be war.

[Tsmu`kan]

Technically nobody owns her yet, we're 2010. She's not born yet.

[Uniltìranyu]

I'm off to bed now...



with Neytiri

[Kestor]

Technically nobody owns her yet, we're 2010. She's not born yet.

You're outdated. We have a time capsule.

[Palulukan_Taronyu]

HA HA! I am a late comer but lets face it we all know who has her...:)

[Tsmu`kan]

You're outdated. We have a time capsule.

Where?

I only have a Bathysphere going to Rapture, I wasn't aware we already have time capsules.

[Kestor]

Where?

I only have a Bathysphere going to Rapture, I wasn't aware we already have time capsules.

Bathysphere are so '80s stuff :P

[Tsmu`kan]

Bathysphere are so '80s stuff :p

Actually '50s.

How else could we have celebrated New Year's eve in 1959 in Rapture?

[Kestor]

HA HA! I am a late comer but lets face it we all know who has her...:)

1) I was here first

2) I made the suggestion for this thread.

3) Neytiri was at my hideout when you evil kidnappers took her from me.


Therefore, I have the right to Neytiri.

[Kestor]

Actually '50s.

How else could we have celebrated New Year's eve in 1959 in Rapture?

Oh. My mistake. You're even more outdated then :P

[Palulukan_Taronyu]

1) I was here first

2) I made the suggestion for this thread.

3) Neytiri was at my hideout when you evil kidnappers took her from me.


Therefore, I have the right to Neytiri.

Ok you made the suggestion that don;t mean you have her....you stole here from me I had to rescue her.....and you have the right to Ninat...:nsmile:

[Tsmu`kan]

Oh. My mistake. You're even more outdated then :p

Don't blame me, Andrew Ryan promised a good city, and look how THAT turned out.

I was busy saving Little Sisters and killing Big Sisters when you invented the friggin' time capsule.

Might as well put my Bathysphere on eBay now... :(

[Kestor]

Don't blame me, Andrew Ryan promised a good city, and look how THAT turned out.

That's what a lack of "petty morality" does to a city...

[Tsmu`kan]

That's what a lack of "petty morality" does to a city...

True.

Anyway, I don't care who has Neytiri as long as I can have Grace.








But I do agree Kestor should get her...

[Kestor]

True.

Anyway, I don't care who has Neytiri as long as I can have Grace.


Sure. How do you want her? Human? Avatar? (Both...?)

[Tsmu`kan]

Sure. How do you want her? Human? Avatar? (Both...?)

Both, please. With cigarette.

[Palulukan_Taronyu]

Those sneaky admins moved the thread...not like I care I already Have Neytiri....No need to continue on with this pointless game...:)

[Kestor]

Both, please. With cigarette.

Here you go. They're in perfect condition.


Those sneaky admins moved the thread...not like I care I already Have Neytiri....No need to continue on with this pointless game...:)

A neutral person already decreed that I should have Neytiri, Palu. Continue dreaming while I take her back to my hideout :)

[Palulukan_Taronyu]

Me and Neytiri are going to bed...goodnight all...:)

[Tsmu`kan]

Here you go. They're in perfect condition.

Thank you, dear Kestor.

If you ever need anything in return.. Lemme know. :cool:

[Tsmu`kan]

Me and Neytiri are going to bed...goodnight all...:)

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/102.gif

[Kestor]

Thank you, dear Kestor.

If you ever need anything in return.. Lemme know. :cool:

Always a pleasure, ma tsmukan, always a pleasure :cool:

Oh, and don't mind Palu... his madness overtook him completely, no one can help him out of his delusions now...

[Uniltìranyu]

Just popped in to tell you, Neytiri says good night. :P

[Tsmu`kan]

Just popped in to tell you, Neytiri says good night. :p

I can only repeat myself...

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/102.gif

[Uniltìranyu]

I can only repeat myself...

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/102.gif

I have no idea what that is, but Neytiri dislikes it.

[Tsmu`kan]

I have no idea what that is, but Neytiri dislikes it.

You are lucky.

[Uniltìranyu]

You are lucky.

Seriously though, what is going on in that gif? :P

[Tsmu`kan]

Seriously though, what is going on in that gif? :p

The Bear Jew shooting Hitler into bits, basically.

[Tsawke'iheyu]

I have Neytiri... they transported a group of Na'Vi's on Earth and they're in my outside-of-town home eating grilled meat from a Toruk. And, Neytiri is the group leader... tonight I will go with her to see the Avatar movie at the Imax, and then back with her at my place.

[Uniltìranyu]

The Bear Jew shooting Hitler into bits, basically.

Is he coming for me next or? :P

[Tsmu`kan]

Is he coming for me next or? :p

Pretty much. And if he does... you can forget about the chocolate.

[Uniltìranyu]

Losing Neytiri and the chocolate at the same time, that would be too much for me. :ncry:

[Kestor]

Losing Neytiri and the chocolate at the same time, that would be too much for me. :ncry:

Now here's a reasonable man. You can take Beyral, she's a good hunter and doesn't have tsaherpes :)

[Tsmu`kan]

Losing Neytiri and the chocolate at the same time, that would be too much for me. :ncry:

He'd do this to you...


If you have children, turn them away from the screen NOW.






http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/103.gif

[Uniltìranyu]

Now here's a reasonable man. You can take Beyral, she's a good hunter and doesn't have tsaherpes :)

Only if I get that chocolate as well. ;)


He'd do this to you...


If you have children, turn them away from the screen NOW.


Oh sh*t.

*runs for his life*

[Kestor]

Only if I get that chocolate as well. ;)

Agreed :D

And Tsmu'kan, I won't allow you to send that guy to kill Anyu. He's too awesome to be murdered like this :)

[Tsmu`kan]

Agreed :d

And Tsmu'kan, I won't allow you to send that guy to kill Anyu. He's too awesome to be murdered like this :)

I'll keep him in his cage...

Always when something bada*s will happen, someone stops it...

[Kestor]

Oh well. Chocolate's mine, then.

[Tsmu`kan]

ALL YOUR CHOCOLATE ARE BELONG TO ME.

It's in my country anyway.

[Uniltìranyu]

I'll keep him in his cage...

Always when something bada*s will happen, someone stops it...

There's always Palu... :P

[Tsmu`kan]

There's always Palu... :p

...


Thanks for the tip!

[Kestor]

So now thanks to my dear friend Tsmu'kan, I've gotten rid of the competition.

The only remaining is.... neytiriii. Though it pains me to do it as he was once a friend, he is the only one standing between me and my true love.

Tsmu'kan... kill him

[Tsmu`kan]

So now thanks to my dear friend Tsmu'kan, I've gotten rid of the competition.

The only remaining is.... neytiriii. Though it pains me to do it as he was once a friend, he is the only one standing between me and my true love.

Tsmu'kan... kill him

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

[Kestor]

*looks away in pain as the deed is done*

There. All my enemies are either dead or have surrendered. Tsmu'kan... there is a 1 million dollar paycheck waiting for you in Brussels.

Excuse me now. Me and Neytiri will retire to bed.


*Kestor takes Neytiri by the hand as they walk together into the Pandoran sunset, bound to a secret hideout in the middle of the rainforest that only they know it exists...*

--------------

[Tsmu`kan]

*looks away in pain as the deed is done*

There. All my enemies are either dead or have surrendered. Tsmu'kan... there is a 1 million dollar paycheck waiting for you in Brussels.

Excuse me now. Me and Neytiri will retire to bed.

Don't bother, this one's from the house.

[J Sully]

So now thanks to my dear friend Tsmu'kan, I've gotten rid of the competition.

The only remaining is.... neytiriii. Though it pains me to do it as he was once a friend, he is the only one standing between me and my true love.

Tsmu'kan... kill him


u wish!!!

PFFFF

come over with u´re baseball stick!
i don´t care!

i have carbon reinforced bones!


SHE IS MINE!

[Tsmu`kan]

u wish!!!

PFFFF

come over with u´re baseball stick!
i don´t care!

i have carbon reinforced bones!


SHE IS MINE!

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1035.jpg

They have adamantium bullets with FMJs. Try to block THAT.


Y'know what? It's your birthday.. You get to live another day.

[J Sully]

pfff please

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1036.jpg
that is how it´s going to end for u and your little friends!

[Kestor]

It's already too late, Sully. I won. If you had replied within at least 30 minutes of the endgame, you might have had a chance, but as it is...

Game over for you. I won. Put that into your pipe and smoke it.

[J Sully]

It's already too late, Sully. I won. If you had replied within at least 30 minutes of the endgame, you might have had a chance, but as it is...

Game over for you. I won. Put that into your pipe and smoke it.

Nothing is over while i´m still breathing!!

[Kestor]

Also, you can't kill Tsmu'kan. His RPG card states that once contact is made your abilities, hit points and energy points all drop to 0.

[J Sully]

Also, you can't kill Tsmu'kan. His RPG card states that once contact is made your abilities, hit points and energy points all drop to 0.

do u always use others for your dirty work?
No way Neytiri is with u!

Where is your breath heart!?

U are nothing better then Quaritch!

:p:p:p

[Kestor]

do u always use others for your dirty work?
No way Neytiri is with u!

Where is your breath heart!?

U are nothing better then Quaritch!



I hide her from psycho's like you, that is why :). We are happy together, what's the point in appearing in public? Also, in the hours of your absence, we mated for life. :P



I invoke...

THE BAGGER 288
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1038.jpg

You have one last chance to flee the scene. I will have no mercy because it is your birthday. Go, or die -- fine by me either way.

[Tsmu`kan]

Also, Hugo Stiglitz is my right-hand man.

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1041.jpg

His gun is so bada*s, that when you see it, your health drops to -1.

[Kestor]

Also, Hugo Stiglitz is my right-hand man.
His gun is so bada*s, that when you see it, your health drops to -1.

If you or this guy ever lack the money for a dream vacation... you know where to find me ;)

You keep my enemies dead, I'll keep your wallets full :cool:

[Tsmu`kan]

If you or this guy ever lack the money for a dream vacation... you know where to find me ;)

You keep my enemies dead, I'll keep your wallets full :cool:

If you find yourself in trouble, call me. I've got an army of 8 basterds including me.

You even get to choose the way they die.

[Shatnerpossum]

Whats up with all these damn Tarantino "Basterds" pics?

Watch a better World War Two film, (or a reenactment!) and get your allies from there. I'd invoke

These guys
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1043.jpg

This Guy
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1044.jpg

And these guys.
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1045.jpg


Y'all need to learn that fighting a war requires an army.

[Tsmu`kan]

Whats up with all these damn Tarantino "Basterds" pics?

Watch a better World War Two film, (or a reenactment!) and get your allies from there. I'd invoke

These guys
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1043.jpg

This Guy
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1044.jpg

And these guys.
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1045.jpg


Y'all need to learn that fighting a war requires an army.

I'm in the army so I know.

At least the Krauts have a ladies man.

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1046.jpg

[Kestor]

Whats up with all these damn Tarantino "Basterds" pics?

Watch a better World War Two film, (or a reenactment!) and get your allies from there. I'd invoke

These guys
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1043.jpg

This Guy
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1044.jpg

And these guys.
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1045.jpg


Y'all need to learn that fighting a war requires an army.

Then consider yourself hired. That doesn't mean Tsmu'kan is fired, mind you, he's been a fantastic ally in this war.

The more people guarding this thread against Neytiri kidnappers, the better :cool:

[J Sully]

i´ll never run!!!!!!

[Tsmu`kan]

i´ll never run!!!!!!

That's good.

That's very good.

I have everything I need right here.

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1047.jpg

[Kestor]

i´ll never run!!!!!!

Then we'll place you in a concentration camp with them other Jake-wannabes.

Don't worry, the guards won't be cruel. Much.

*evil laughter*

[Shatnerpossum]

Then we'll place you in a concentration camp with them other Jake-wannabes.

Don't worry, the guards won't be cruel. Much.

*evil laughter*

Yes, [bad joke/] reminds me of my great grandfather. He died in the holocaust, fell off the guard tower. [/bad joke]

[Tsmu`kan]

My grandfather was in a concentration camp for two years, and he survived. No joke.

[J Sully]

Then we'll place you in a concentration camp with them other Jake-wannabes.

Don't worry, the guards won't be cruel. Much.

*evil laughter*

try it!

but u´ll never gonna break me and Neytiri will soon realize that u´re not worth her love! ;)

btw: Tsmu´kan:
i´m sorry to hear that and glad he survived! ;)

[Tsmu`kan]

try it!

but u´ll never gonna break me and Neytiri will soon realize that u´re not worth her love! ;)

btw: Tsmu´kan:
i´m sorry to hear that and glad he survived! ;)

Never gonna break you two?

Maybe not, but I'll break you.

[Kestor]

This a prison for Neytiri-obsessed kidnappers and rapists, that's the only criteria. No racism here.

We give death only to those who seek it.

[Tsmu`kan]

This a prison for Neytiri-obsessed kidnappers and rapists, that's the only criteria. No racism here.

We give death only to those who seek it.

But... we DO use gas, no?

[Kestor]

But... we DO use gas, no?

That is entirely up to your... tastes :devil:

You execute the offenders, you choose how they die.

[Shatnerpossum]

My grandfather was in a concentration camp for two years, and he survived. No joke.

I'm super-glad to hear that!

Actually my great grandfather was a Coxswain on the USS West Virginia at Pearl Harbor. My other one was the navigator on a B17. His brother was a (47 pilot in Europe. Was shot down and escaped with help from the French Resistance.

[J Sully]

Never gonna break you two?

Maybe not, but I'll break you.


This a prison for Neytiri-obsessed kidnappers and rapists, that's the only criteria. No racism here.

We give death only to those who seek it.

how u wish! ;)

and i´m no kidnapper nor a rapist!

[Kestor]

and i´m no kidnapper nor a rapist!

Then prove it. Step down. Surrender. You lost two pages ago.

[Tsmu`kan]

That is entirely up to your... tastes :devil:

Gas it is, and if it's not enough, a flamethrower will do the trick.


I'm super-glad to hear that!

Actually my great grandfather was a Coxswain on the USS West Virginia at Pearl Harbor. My other one was the navigator on a B17. His brother was a (47 pilot in Europe. Was shot down and escaped with help from the French Resistance.

My grandfather got seperated from his squad when they attacked the German border on their way to Berlin, then he joined an American company from the Airborne and a few days later they were ambushed and caught prisoner. Two years later, the Brits, I think, attacked the camp and helped the prisoners escape.

[J Sully]

Then prove it. Step down. Surrender. You lost two pages ago.

that is what u are saying! :D

i have to eat.... ;)

u just waited till i turn my back and say 'I OWN NEYTIRI'

[Shatnerpossum]

Gas it is, and if it's not enough, a flamethrower will do the trick.



My grandfather got seperated from his squad when they attacked the German border on their way to Berlin, then he joined an American company from the Airborne and a few days later they were ambushed and caught prisoner. Two years later, the Brits, I think, attacked the camp and helped the prisoners escape.

So he was in a POW camp. I thought you said he was in a death camp, my mistake.

[Tsmu`kan]

So he was in a POW camp. I thought you said he was in a death camp, my mistake.

He almost went to a death camp if the Brits didn't attack.

Gotta love those eggheads.

[Shatnerpossum]

He almost went to a death camp if the Brits didn't attack.

Gotta love those eggheads.

The Brits did a very good job in the war. But I always thank the Russians most of all for doing the heavy lifting.

[Kestor]

i have to eat.... ;)


Somebody poison his food :devil: :cool:

[Tsmu`kan]

*Hurries to Sully's food and pours in some poison*

[Tsmu`kan]

The Brits did a very good job in the war. But I always thank the Russians most of all for doing the heavy lifting.

The Russians did a great job!

[Kestor]

*Hurries to Sully's food and pours in some poison*

Your skills are unbeatable, Assassin :good: :)

[Shatnerpossum]

Somebody poison his food :devil: :cool:

Da, I'll get my top man on it.

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1048.jpg

[comedianmasta]

is this a "Who's Got the Spoon" thing? or a legal spam thread...

[Kestor]

Da, I'll get my top man on it.

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1048.jpg

EPIC :rotfl:

[Kestor]

is this a "Who's Got the Spoon" thing? or a legal spam thread...

Kill him. He might be a spy.

[ProfoundHeart]

Good try guys,
But Neytiri and I are in permanent Tsahalyu.

Sorry, but she is mine.:in-love:

[Shatnerpossum]

Kill him. He might be a spy.

We have a department for that: SMERSH - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMERSH)

Smert shpionam, death to spies.

[Tsmu`kan]

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1049.jpg

[Kestor]

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1049.jpg

And here comes the pay for my favorite soldiers...

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1050.jpg

[Tsmu`kan]

And here comes the pay for my favorite soldiers...

Thank you.

[Keye'ung]

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/105.gif


i win now no one will have neytiri

[Tsmu`kan]

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/105.gif


i win now no one will have neytiri

Too bad that doesn't destroy the all-mighty bunker Kestor's army is in.

[Kestor]

Thank you.

Anytime :cool:

And Shatner, don't think you're ignored, have one cheque too :). Come on, don't be shy.

[Kestor]

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/105.gif


i win now no one will have neytiri

Hate to break it for you, but our base is not there. You just ruined some nice lady's groceries.

And an entire city.

[Shatnerpossum]

Anytime :cool:

And Shatner, don't think you're ignored, have one cheque too :). Come on, don't be shy.

Thats just fine, but its okay. I just found out I won the Zimbabwe lottery! And the Crown Prince of Nimbutu needs me to deposit a check. :ntongue::confused:

[Shatnerpossum]

Hate to break it for you, but our base is not there. You just ruined some nice lady's groceries.

And an entire city.

You won't get milage off of old ladies groceries. I once helped an old lady get her groceries back to the retirement home. For the next two and a half hours I was subjected to hearing about her dead husband (who died in the chair I was SITTING IN :nconfused:) and her creepy old one-eyed cat. It was terrible I tell you.

[Tsmu`kan]

Old people scare me more than butterflies.

[Keye'ung]

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1053.jpg

now we are settled and no one will have neytiri period

[Tsmu`kan]

Too bad we have a time capsule and can go to Pandora whenever we want. In fact, we are on Pandora right now.

You just killed yourself.

[Kestor]

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1053.jpg

now we are settled and no one will have neytiri period

You really hate me, don't you?

Ah, well... you can't please them all.

[Shatnerpossum]

Too bad we have a time capsule and can go to Pandora whenever we want. In fact, we are on Pandora right now.

You just killed yourself.

I thought we had this: http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1054.jpg

[J Sully]

pfff so lame!!!

And lalorz u are a little late! :D:D

[Kestor]

Too bad we have a time capsule and can go to Pandora whenever we want. In fact, we are on Pandora right now.

You just killed yourself.

Indeed. Good thing we invested in futuristic technology.

[Tsmu`kan]

Nah, we moved on.

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1055.jpg

[Keye'ung]

You really hate me, don't you?

Ah, well... you can't please them all.

yeah thats true,but im the only one who can please neytiri :cool:

[Shatnerpossum]

I like Stargates better.

I'll settle for this

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/4.jpeg

[Kestor]

Ok guys gotta go to a super-secret task.

You stay here and keep the base safe, ok? Be back in a bit.

[J Sully]

*jumps into it and travels back in time and gets rid of Kestor*

[Tsmu`kan]

Ok guys gotta go to a super-secret task.

You stay here and keep the base safe, ok? Be back in a bit.

Sir, yes, sir!

[Shatnerpossum]

*jumps into it and travels back in time and gets rid of Kestor*

Quick we have to follow him! Get in the Delorean!

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

[Keye'ung]

you do realise neytiri is in the same dimension as we are and that the stargate is in fact a dimesional gateway an not an interstellar gateway

[J Sully]

Quick we have to follow him! Get in the Delorean!

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

to late i killed Doc Brown!
there will be no Delorean! :-P

[Shatnerpossum]

you do realise neytiri is in the same dimension as we are and that the stargate is in fact a dimesional gateway an not an interstellar gateway

No, because the Goa'uld came in ships too. Same dimension.

[Keye'ung]

screw the delorean

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1056.jpg

[Shatnerpossum]

to late i killed Doc Brown!
there will be no Delorean! :-P

No, because I went back in time before you killed him. Now I go back earlier and tell him to wear body armor. Then we go back to the future and...

Just watch the damn movie.

[Shatnerpossum]

screw the delorean

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1056.jpg

Delorean is better. It has doors and doesn't look as gay.

[J Sully]

No, because I went back in time before you killed him. Now I go back earlier and tell him to wear body armor. Then we go back to the future and...

Just watch the damn movie.

than i´ll go back time before you and just kill Micheal J Fox! :d:d

or Marty Mc Fly

[Human No More]

Too much effort here. I'm going back to bed with Neytiri :nlol:

[Shatnerpossum]

than i´ll go back time before you and just kill Micheal J Fox! :D:D

I go forward in time and have them send a terminator after you. Then if that doesn't work I go back in time and convince your parents they weren't right for each other. :devil:

[Shatnerpossum]

Too much effort here. I'm going back to bed with Neytiri :nlol:

Quick! Stop him!

Zeus, Apollo! ATTACK!
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1057.jpg

[J Sully]

I go forward in time and have them send a terminator after you. Then if that doesn't work I go back in time and convince your parents they weren't right for each other. :devil:

than i´ll go back intime say my name is Clavin Klein and make my parents kiss each other at the highschool prom!

@human no more:

what are u doing in my bed! :D:D

[Shatnerpossum]

than i´ll go back intime say my name is Clavin Klein and make my parents kiss each other at the highschool prom!

@human no more:

what are u doing in my bed! :D:D

First you have to stop the terminator.

And he's now running from Higgins' dogs.

[Kestor]

Did someone try to kill me?































Well, they failed.


Back to business :)

[Kestor]

And Sully you are just envious. You'd wish you'd had an army half as powerful as ours :cool: :ncool:

[Keye'ung]

Quick! Stop him!

Zeus, Apollo! ATTACK!
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1057.jpg

call reinforcements

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1058.jpg

[J Sully]

no i´m just gettin prepared! ;)

[Kestor]

no i´m just gettin prepared! ;)

So that's what you did in that toilet?

I'm not impressed.

['ew]

So what happens if theres a time paradocs andthe Universe rips itself apart. No Pandora or Neytiri for anyone.

[Tsmu`kan]

It's time to call in the best of the best of the best.

I present to you...

WAAAAADE WILSOOOOOOOOOOOON!

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1059.jpg

[Kestor]

So what happens if theres a time paradocs andthe Universe rips itself apart. No Pandora or Neytiri for anyone.

Then I'll become maddened with grief and start conquering the world with my Army.

War, terror, disease, violation of human rights, pouring acid on the skin, cutting out tongues...

And waffles. Definetly waffles.

[Tsmu`kan]

And Belgian waffles. Definetly Belgian waffles.

Fixed that.

[Shatnerpossum]

call reinforcements

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1058.jpg

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1060.jpg

REALITY PWNS YOU, MUTATION DOESN'T GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS. NEITHER DOES RADIATION, IT GIVES YOU ILLNESSES.

[Kestor]

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1060.jpg

REALITY PWNS YOU, MUTATION DOESN'T GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS. NEITHER DOES RADIATION, IT GIVES YOU ILLNESSES.

That was too much. Even for me :rotfl:

[Shatnerpossum]

Then I'll become maddened with grief and start conquering the world with my Army.

War, terror, disease, violation of human rights, pouring acid on the skin, cutting out tongues...

And waffles. Definetly waffles.

Yeah! Waffles!

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1061.jpg

I suddenly feel the need to eat breakfast.

[Tsmu`kan]

I fell out of my wheelchair from amusement.

[J Sully]

so i´m giving up!

have to get back in my real life to my real Neytiri!

Have fun u guys, but who´s gonna fight Kestor the Insane??

:D

[Kestor]

so i´m giving up!

have to get back in my real life to my real Neytiri!

Have fun u guys, but who´s gonna fight Kestor the Insane??

:D

Why fight me and lose when you can work for me and get a cushy spot in my Empire?

['ew]

Glass it, glass the whole Damn planet(earth not Pandora).

[Tsmu`kan]

Why fight me and lose when you can work for me and get a cushy spot in my Empire?

May I add to that that it gives discounts in my weaponshop?

Members and warriors of the Kestor clan get 10% off.

[Keye'ung]

i am low voltage magneto

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

[J Sully]

Why fight me and lose when you can work for me and get a cushy spot in my Empire?

u never made me that offer!!??

[Tsmu`kan]

i am low voltage magneto

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p42JnyypCo0&feature=player_embedded)

Is it scary my back can do the same?

[Kestor]

May I add to that that it gives discounts in my weaponshop?

Members and warriors of the Kestor clan get 10% off.

We have highly advanced weapons, sold at Tsmu'kan's Epic Win Market.

Only a fool would refuse such a deal :devil:

[Keye'ung]

got any singularity grenades and zero point generators?

[Tsmu`kan]

We have highly advanced weapons, sold at Tsmu'kan's Epic Win Market.

Only a fool would refuse such a deal :devil:

We have everything! MP40s, Thompsons, Lugers, M9s, FAMASes, AK-47s, rocket launchers, grenade launchers, ray guns, proton packs, Claymores, C4, Dynamite, Uzi's, RPGs, ...

You name it, we have it.

Special offer, only this week: Plasmids by Ryan Industries for half price!

[Purge]

Would it be possible for me to check the.. stock? I'm looking for a M14A Pulse Rifle.

[Tsmu`kan]

Would it be possible for me to check the.. stock? I'm looking for a M14A Pulse Rifle.

Yes, sir, we have those in stock!

Brand-new, with free doorhanger!

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1064.jpg

Only 150USD!

['ew]

You have any automatic plasma rifles, but i need a 50 magaton thermul-nuclear warhead.

[Tsmu`kan]

You have any automatic plasma rifles, but i need a 50 magaton thermul-nuclear warhead.

Yes, sir, we have those in stock, with variations!

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1065.jpg

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1066.jpg

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

Looking to kill someone on the crapper? A man's worst nightmare, or greatest desire! Visit Tsmu'kan's Epic Win Armory Shop for more details!

[Keye'ung]

i'll join the clan but i aint getting on no damn plane

[Tsmu`kan]

i'll join the clan but i aint getting on no damn plane

You were not invited. Invited people only.

Or buy your way in. 5 million, cash.

[Kestor]

Yes, sir, we have those in stock, with variations!

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1065.jpg

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1066.jpg

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

Looking to kill someone on the crapper? A man's worst nightmare, or greatest desire! Visit Tsmu'kan's Epic Win Armory Shop for more details!

Wow, I didn't know business was going so well :D

And Keye'ung, you are always welcome to join us if you use those asteroids against our enemies instead of us.

[Keye'ung]

you drive a hard bargain but ok

[Shatnerpossum]

i'll join the clan but i aint getting on no damn plane

You sound like B.A. Which is okay, because I love it when a plan comes together...

[Human No More]

I'll just take that mini nuke.

[Tsmu`kan]

I'll just take that mini nuke.

I'm offering you a better one, it's only 100USD more.

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1068.jpg

MUCH better range.

[Kestor]

I'll just take that mini nuke.

Feel free, but be warned: it has a chip that detects if you fire it against our bunker and then it turns right back at you.

['ew]

The 50 megaton was the largest nuke ever detonated. People 67 miles away got 3rd degree burns. I would want to show the Na'vi the horrible and awsome desrruction we could bring.

[Tsmu`kan]

Feel free, but be warned: it has a chip that detects if you fire it against our bunker and then it turns right back at you.

Plus, the back part comes off and causes an EMP above your area, making it impossible to call for help.

[Shatnerpossum]

The 50 megaton was the largest nuke ever detonated. People 67 miles away got 3rd degree burns. I would want to show the Na'vi the horrible and awsome desrruction we could bring.

You mean Tsar Bomba?

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1070.jpg

[Kestor]

Plus, the back part comes off and causes an EMP above your area, making it impossible to call for help.

The warning should be... "If you wanted to tell yo momma you're going to die... now you can't!"

[Tsmu`kan]

The warning should be... "If you wanted to tell yo momma you're going to die... now you can't!"

Hah! Too right, mate.

[Kestor]

Here is our newly-acquired HQ:

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1071.jpg

Do you like it? You should, cos it cost a fortune.

And don't worry, we won't actually be living there, we'll still be in our bunker, it's just a thing so people will go "wow those are some rich bastards" on us.

[Tsmu`kan]

So that's where we run our top-secret "science projects" to create Nazi Zombies from now on?

[Keye'ung]

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/948.jpg

[Shatnerpossum]

So that's where we run our top-secret "science projects" to create Nazi Zombies from now on?

Heh, nazis are already mindless zombies.

[Tsmu`kan]

Heh, nazis are already mindless zombies.

But they're not undead yet.

[Kestor]

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/948.jpg

Ouch.

Remind me not to be near your neighborhood when you detonate this... thing.

[Keye'ung]

we all need some extra cash

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/23.jpg

[Tsmu`kan]

we all need some extra cash

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/23.jpg

I'll take 5.

[Keye'ung]

I'll take 5.

i'll get some more from my friend he has like a few hundred of these

[Tsmu`kan]

i'll get some more from my friend he has like a few hundred of these

In that case, I'll take 10.

[Kestor]

we all need some extra cash



Donations are always welcome.

I'll make sure to distribute them equally among my department leaders.

[Tsmu`kan]

Donations are always welcome.

I'll make sure to distribute them equally among my department leaders.

We also need to hire some people to be (test subjects) employees.

[Kestor]

We also need to hire some people to be (test subjects) employees.

Yeah, for the secret pro-... er... Headquarters, right?

[Tsmu`kan]

Yeah, for the secret pro-... er... Headquarters, right?

Of course. We wouldn't want to be.. ahem.. guards ourselves, would we? Who knows what might happen?

[tsteu taronyu]

*randomly walks into thread, blows up a life sized balloon of Neytiri, and walks out of thread*

[Tsmu`kan]

*randomly walks into thread, blows up a life sized balloon of Neytiri, and walks out of thread*

Quit being off-topic and get out!



Who the hell am I to talk, we've been off-topic for over 10 pages.

[Kestor]

*randomly walks into thread, blows up a life sized balloon of Neytiri, and walks out of thread*

Mocking Neytiri in *my* Empire is an offense punishable by death.

Kill him.

[Tsmu`kan]

Mocking Neytiri in *my* Empire is an offense punishable by death.

Kill him.

Just a word.

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1072.jpg

[tsteu taronyu]

*Walks back into thread before offering Neytiri balloon to Kestor with a stupid, hopeful grin on face...then books it out*

[Kestor]

Who the hell am I to talk, we've been off-topic for over 10 pages.

No, we're not. This was a war for Neytiri, I won it and we started an Army to guard her against future kidnapping attempts. This whole organization was made in Neytiri's name. :nsmile:

[Kestor]

*Walks back into thread before offering Neytiri balloon to Kestor with a stupid, hopeful grin on face...then books it out*

You're dead. Face it.

[Tsmu`kan]

*Walks back into thread before offering Neytiri balloon to Kestor with a stupid, hopeful grin on face...then books it out*

You're asking for it...

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/103.gif

[tsteu taronyu]

...ow

[Keye'ung]

*Walks back into thread before offering Neytiri balloon to Kestor with a stupid, hopeful grin on face...then books it out*

yeah baby get some!!!!
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1073.jpg

[Kestor]

That should teach him to not mess with us.

Oh wait, he's dead. Lesson already learned.

[tsteu taronyu]

*Starts whimpering on floor, just a bloody mass right now. Then starts to laugh (because I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad...the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had)*

Staying alive!

[Tsmu`kan]

That should teach him to not mess with us.

Oh wait, he's dead. Lesson already learned.

A lesson of "Shut the hell up!" with some math-sauce.

[Keye'ung]

You're asking for it...

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/103.gif

and some more

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/106.gif

[Tsmu`kan]

*Starts whimpering on floor, just a bloody mass right now. Then starts to laugh (because I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad...the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had)*

Staying alive!

Maaad wooooorld.

[Kestor]

*Starts whimpering on floor, just a bloody mass right now. Then starts to laugh (because I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad...the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had)*

Staying alive!

This is the part where I offer you...

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

A fishy stick.

[Tsmu`kan]

This is the part where I offer you...

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

A fishy stick.

Can I beat him to death with a fishy stick?

[tsteu taronyu]

*tries to reach out for fishy stick, but then quickly slips into unconsciousness. Neytiri runs in and starts crying over Tsteu Taronyu's mangled, broken body*

[Kestor]

Can I beat him to death with a fishy stick?

I kinda hoped you'd ask that :)

[Kestor]

*tries to reach out for fishy stick, but then quickly slips into unconsciousness. Neytiri runs in and starts crying over Tsteu Taronyu's mangled, broken body*

Ouch, hallucinations are kicking in. He must be close to death.

[Tsmu`kan]

I kinda hoped you'd ask that :)

*Mental image of me beating someone to death with a fishy stick*

Dude, that's made out of epic win!

[Kestor]

*Mental image of me beating someone to death with a fishy stick*

Dude, that's made out of epic win!

Add these to your weapon shop. We'll make them our signature weapons. Purely symbolic, of course.

[Keye'ung]

Can I beat him to death with a fishy stick?
here is to you

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/107.gif

[tsteu taronyu]

*Regains consciousness, and slowly starts to inch towards towards door*

[Tsmu`kan]

Add these to your weapon shop. We'll make them our signature weapons. Purely symbolic, of course.

Consider it done.


here is to you

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/107.gif

Yummm, moloko.

[Kestor]

*Regains consciousness, and slowly starts to inch towards towards door*

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1075.jpg

[TorukStorm]

Tsmu' kan nobody wants to see your Inglourious Basterds gifs.

will you quit already.

[Kestor]

Tsmu' kan nobody wants to see your Inglourious Basterds gifs.

will you quit already.

No he won't. You don't like it, move somewhere else.

Until we conquer the world. Then you'll have nowhere else to go.

[Keye'ung]

*shoots tsteu taronyu with harpoon gun*

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1076.jpg

[tsteu taronyu]

*starts fumbling with the lock on the door, and tries to turn doorknob, but is just to weak*

Edit: *OW OW OW OW OW OW OW*

[Tsmu`kan]

No he won't. You don't like it, move somewhere else.

Until we conquer the world. Then you'll have nowhere else to go.

It's too heavy for him.

[Kestor]

*shoots tsteu taronyu with harpoon gun*

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1076.jpg

You know, I'm *so* glad you're on my side.

[TorukStorm]

No he won't. You don't like it, move somewhere else.

Until we conquer the world. Then you'll have nowhere else to go.

Yes he will quit.
And what's with all this 'conquer the world' stuff? only in your delusions.

[TorukStorm]

It's too heavy for him.

yeah right

[Tsmu`kan]

Yes he will quit.
And what's with all this 'conquer the world' stuff? only in your delusions.

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/108.gif

[Kestor]

And what's with all this 'conquer the world' stuff? only in your delusions.


http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1078.jpg

[tsteu taronyu]

Yes he will quit.
And what's with all this 'conquer the world' stuff? only in your delusions.

*tries to give thumbs up for being another delusional forum member, and also for not trying ti killing Tsteu Taronyu...while trying to yank urine harpoon out of chest*

[TorukStorm]

losers

[Tsmu`kan]

losers

Look who's talking. Think you're a badass?

[Kestor]

*tries to give thumbs up for being another delusional forum member, and also for not trying ti killing Tsteu Taronyu...while trying to yank urine harpoon out of chest*

This should be moved to the Roleplaying section.

[tsteu taronyu]

*The real Tsteu Taronyu opens door, throws the avatar version of Tsteu Taronyu over shoulder, then runs out, bolting the door behind him*

What"d you expect? I'm an Avatar driver

[TorukStorm]

losers? perchance?

[Kestor]

*The real Tsteu Taronyu opens door, throws the avatar version of Tsteu Taronyu over shoulder, then runs out, bolting the door behind him*

What"d you expect? I'm an Avatar driver

Drop by some time!

[Tsmu`kan]

*The real Tsteu Taronyu opens door, throws the avatar version of Tsteu Taronyu over shoulder, then runs out, bolting the door behind him*

What"d you expect? I'm an Avatar driver

You can't throw an Avatar on your shoulder.


losers? perchance?

Why don't you try to be the bigger man and hijack this thread? Let's see how long you'll last.

[Keye'ung]

losers

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1079.jpg

[tsteu taronyu]

A piece of paper falls to the ground.

"You will never catch me. ah ha ha ha.

Tsteu Taronyu,logging out*

[Kestor]

Ok guys, time for some serious business.

We should start building spaceships and head to Pandora, Neytiri is a bit homesick so I've decided to relocate our HQ there.

Anyone up for this task?

[Tsmu`kan]

Ok guys, time for some serious business.

We should start building spaceships and head to Pandora, Neytiri is a bit homesick so I've decided to relocate our HQ there.

Anyone up for this task?

I have the materials in my shop so count me in.

[Kestor]

I have the materials in my shop so count me in.

You're the man. :cool:

[Tsmu`kan]

You're the man. :cool:

Got blueprints?

[Kestor]

Got blueprints?

Pandora or bust! (http://www.avatar-forums.com/general-avatar-forum/3502-pandora-bust-got-all-figured-out.html) courtesy of Stanley_9875

The project was never actually finished, but the blueprints are quite functional. My original time capsule design was inspired from his sketches.

[Tsmu`kan]

Pandora or bust! (http://www.avatar-forums.com/general-avatar-forum/3502-pandora-bust-got-all-figured-out.html) courtesy of Stanley_9875

The project was never actually finished, but the blueprints are quite functional. My original time capsule design was inspired from his sketches.

Alright. How many cyro units?

[Kestor]

Alright. How many cyro units?

How many could fit. We're bringing in some heavy troopers, permanent relocation is a sh*tty business but worth it. Part of our forces will remain here to guard the old base against troll attacks.

And we could always make multiple trips if their isn't enough space.

You, Shatner and Keye'ung will be the first to join me on Pandora :cool:

[TorukStorm]

Got blueprints?

yeah he has the blueprints, then you and him can build a ship to Pandora, then you can meet Neytiri, and live happily ever after right???

Hey why don't you just take a magic carpet instead, that would work wouldn't it? or wait............I know.....maybe your imaginary friend has a spaceship in his garage.... Its worth a try, ask him.

[Kestor]

yeah he has the blueprints, then you and him can build a ship to Pandora, then you can meet Neytiri, and live happily ever after right???

Hey why don't you just take a magic carpet instead, that would work wouldn't it? or wait............I know.....maybe your imaginary friend has a spaceship in his garage.... Its worth a try, ask him.

It's called a sense of humor ^_^

[Tsmu`kan]

How many could fit. We're bringing in some heavy troopers, permanent relocation is a sh*tty business but worth it. Part of our forces will remain here to guard the old base against troll attacks.

And we could always make multiple trips if their isn't enough space.

You, Shatner and Keye'ung will be the first to join me on Pandora :cool:

I'll add twenty, one for you, me, Shatner, Keye, Neytiri and 15 extra.

Done in a week.

[Keye'ung]

Pandora or bust! (http://www.avatar-forums.com/general-avatar-forum/3502-pandora-bust-got-all-figured-out.html) courtesy of Stanley_9875

The project was never actually finished, but the blueprints are quite functional. My original time capsule design was inspired from his sketches.

that 950.5 L V 30 is a POS here is the real ****.a 28 000L straight 14

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1083.jpg

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1084.jpg

[Tsmu`kan]

yeah he has the blueprints, then you and him can build a ship to Pandora, then you can meet Neytiri, and live happily ever after right???

Hey why don't you just take a magic carpet instead, that would work wouldn't it? or wait............I know.....maybe your imaginary friend has a spaceship in his garage.... Its worth a try, ask him.

Well, at least I have friends, then.

[Kestor]

I'll add twenty, one for you, me, Shatner, Keye, Neytiri and 15 extra.

Done in a week.

Grrrrreat :)

[UnNamed]

^17 pages full of lies.I have Neytiri!

[Kestor]

^17 pages full of lies.I have Neytiri!

*sigh* Some people you just can't reason with.

*nods to Tsmu'kan* you know what to do.

[Tsmu`kan]

*sigh* Some people you just can't reason with.

*nods to Tsmu'kan* you know what to do.

Yes, sir.

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1086.jpg