Who has Neytiri?

[Purge]

TorukStorm, why do you believe you are a magical flying creature? The chance of us getting with an alien are higher than you transforming into a CGI monster with wings and claws.

Hmm how many USD would it cost to buy a glass of milk? If we are assuming this is a weapons shop.

[Tsmu`kan]

Hmm how many USD would it cost to buy a glass of milk? If we are assuming this is a weapons shop.

Regular or "special" milk?

[Purge]

One second let me make sure I've not been followed..

Okay, special milk.

[Tsmu`kan]

One second let me make sure I've not been followed..

Okay, special milk.

15 bucks for 1 liter, 35 for 5 liter.

[Kestor]

Lawl Black Market.

[Tsmu`kan]

Lawl Black Market.

Hush now, child.

Congrats on the 1800 posts.

[Purge]

I don't have that sort of money!? Do you think I was born and raised on the main tribe!?

I do though, have seven nanogammits. They are illegal in this area but sell for a high price in other locations such as the many moons surrounding Pandora.

[Tsmu`kan]

I don't have that sort of money!? Do you think I was born and raised on the main tribe!?

I do though, have seven nanogammits. They are illegal in this area but sell for a high price in other locations such as the many moons surrounding Pandora.

Give me whatever money you have, if it's worth the same, s'all good for me.

[Purge]

Okay then, phew. You do not want the seven nanogammits?

Pleasure doing business with you. How long have you been selling weapons around these parts?

[Tsmu`kan]

Okay then, phew. You do not want the seven nanogammits?

Pleasure doing business with you. How long have you been selling weapons around these parts?

About 3 hours.

[Kestor]

Purge, I would like to extend a formal invitation for you to join our New Empire.

You get a free trip to Pandora. And we have waffles. Belgian waffles.

What do you say?

[Tsmu`kan]

And we have waffles. Belgian waffles.?

Made by me, too.

[Purge]

I accept thy invitation. I'll arrive in Pandora shortly, I'm revving up my antilope.

[Tsmu`kan]

I accept thy invitation. I'll arrive in Pandora shortly, I'm revving up my antilope.

No you won't arrive shortly, I'm still building the ship.

[Kestor]

I accept thy invitation. I'll arrive in Pandora shortly, I'm revving up my antilope.

Excellent. Welcome to the

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1049.jpg

[Tsmu`kan]

Excellent. Welcome to the

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1049.jpg

We need a theme song.

[Kestor]

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

[TorukStorm]

I'm off, but before I go, just want to say sorry for any offense earlier, it was honestly all said in jest.
It all started when I asked Tsmu' kan to stop his Inglourious Basterd's gifs, (I have not seen the film yet), and then Kestor made a big deal out of it, so I hijacked the thread as a kind of joke.

peace

[Keye'ung]

We need a theme song.

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

[Tsmu`kan]

I'm off, but before I go, just want to say sorry for any offense earlier, it was honestly all said in jest.
It all started when I asked Tsmu' kan to stop his Inglourious Basterd's gifs, (I have not seen the film yet), and then Kestor made a big deal out of it, so I hijacked the thread as a kind of joke.

peace

THOU SHALTH WATCH!

My suggestion for a theme song:

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

The title describes what the world will do to us.

[Purge]

Well I was walking downstairs and started singing the Team Rocket Pokemon theme tune. I guess that's too evil for our Empire though.

I think the Inglorious OST should be our theme tune.

[Tsmu`kan]

Well I was walking downstairs and started singing the Team Rocket Pokemon theme tune. I guess that's too evil for our Empire though.

We're not THAT much of a monster.

[Kestor]

We aspire not to such evil heights.

[Keye'ung]

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

[Tsmu`kan]

We should make a darned group for our army of win.

[Kestor]

We should make a darned group for our army of win.

You read my mind :ncool:

Gimme a few mins :)

[Tsmu`kan]

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

[Purge]

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

I suggest this song. It's about a team that want to change the world.

[Tsmu`kan]

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

Cause we're BETTER than Task Force 141!

Or if we go for badassery...

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

[Shatnerpossum]

There's only song for us: YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

[Tsmu`kan]

There's only song for us: YouTube- Broadcast Yourself. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=798HhYw1TQs)

Win.

Epic win.

[Shatnerpossum]

Win.

Epic win.

Thanks, I thought so myself.

The lyrics:

Наш Coветский Союз покоряет весь мир
Как огромный медведь на Востоке.
Овцы бродят безцельно, без всяких забот
А Советский медведь на охоте.
Наше братство - хорошая жизнь,
Наша щедрость ни с чем не сравнится.
Все кто с нами - сильны
Все кто против, держись
Чтоб нам всем не пришлось потрудится.
Все народы, не стоит того
Что бы мы превратили вас в пепел.
Благодарны вам, низкий поклон,
От самой могущеcтвенной

Our Soviet Union subjugates the whole world
Like a gigantic bear from the East.
The sheep wander aimlessly, without any cause,
Yet the Soviet bear's on the hunt.
Our brotherhood's a good life, Our generosity is without compare.
All those with us are strong,
All those against us, beware.
It'd be a shame if we had hardships.
To all those around us, it's not worth your while
If we were to turn you to ashes.
We thank you profoundly, and bow to you deeply,
From the mightiest nation in all the world.

[Purge]

Deffinetly the second Inglorious Basterds one.

EDIT:
The communist one! In Russia, Theme song listen to you!

[Tsmu`kan]

Deffinetly the second Inglorious Basterds one.

EDIT:
The communist one! In Russia, Theme song listen to you!

In SOVIET Russia, not regular Russia.

We should only have this riff, and then just the sound of cracking bones and gunshots:

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

So this is what our scene is like:

*Enemy, probably Soviet Russia or the Krauts again* Vo are thou?
We: We're the Army.
*Riff*
*Gunshots and baseball bat swinging all over*

[Purge]

My humble apologies, how I could be so foolish I do not know.

[Tsmu`kan]

My humble apologies, how I could be so foolish I do not know.

In Soviet Russia... You're still an idiot.


;)

[Kestor]

JOIN US (http://www.avatar-forums.com/groups/56-army-kestor/)

[Tsmu`kan]

My name is Tsmu'kan and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me unlimited soldiers. Unlimited, highly-trained soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into Pandora, dressed as civilians. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Kidnappers. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a ****in' air-o-plane to teach the Kidnappers lessons in humanity. Kidnapper ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Kestor-hatin', mass murderin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Kidnapper uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Nappers, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Nappers won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the Nappers will be sickened by us, and the Nappers will talk about us, and the Nappers will fear us. And when the Nappers closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?

[Purge]

I am now .. ONE OF THE PEOPLE! Sounds good.

[Kestor]

We are now officially made of WIN.

[Tsmu`kan]

I love the way this topic went.

One moment you're fighting for Neytiri, the other moment you're made of so much win even the Soviet Russian Chuck Norris can't compare to us.

[Shatnerpossum]

I love the way this topic went.

One moment you're fighting for Neytiri, the other moment you're made of so much win even the Soviet Russian Chuck Norris can't compare to us.

Worse than that, not even Polkovnik Quaritchov can compare!

[Tsmu`kan]

In our Army, we don't kill people, they kill themselves.

[Keye'ung]

In our Army, we don't kill people, they kill themselves,out of fear of not being wanted to be kiilled by us .

lol win

[Kestor]

Worse than that, not even Polkovnik Quaritch can compare!

Haha, epic picture :nlol:

[Tsmu`kan]

We are so awesome, even Quaritch is afraid for another scar.

We are so awesome, even Quentin Tarantino thinks we're Basterds.

We are so awesome, James Cameron wants to make a movie about us.

[Shatnerpossum]

Haha, epic picture :nlol:

Thanks, it took me a full five minutes. lol

[Purge]

We're so hardcore Chuck Norris is our janitor.

[Tsmu`kan]

We're so hardcore Chuck Norris is our janitor.

We are so hardcore George Bush is our toilet lady.

[Purge]

We're so hardcore we have Dr Doom as our postman.

[Tsmu`kan]

We're so hardcore we have Dr Doom as our postman.

Dr Doom FTW!

We are so hardcore we have Obama in the security room.

[Keye'ung]

we so hardcore bruce lee is our butler and chuck norris hired us as his bodugaurds

[Tsmu`kan]

We are so hardcore, we have Rowan Atkinson as head of administration.

[Purge]

LOL

We're so insecure we have Big Sister's surrounding our headquarters.

[Tsmu`kan]

LOL

We're so insecure we have Big Sister's surrounding our headquarters.

We are so hardcore we have Little Sisters to search the dead for ammo and food.

[Purge]

We're so kind we give our enemies big daddy suits as a good gesture, and a fair fight.

[Shatnerpossum]

We're so kind we give our enemies big daddy suits as a good gesture, and a fair fight.

Heh heh, we aren't THAT nice.

[Tsmu`kan]

We're so kind we give our enemies big daddy suits as a good gesture, and a fair fight.

We're so powerful we have armor-piercing rounds from the start.

And we have Plasmids.

Winterblast for me.

[Purge]

Insect Swarm for me.

We're so handsome we whipe our faces and produce handsome cream.

[Tsmu`kan]

Insect Swarm for me.

We're so handsome we whipe our faces and produce handsome cream.

We're so well-trained we can figure out an enemy plan before they've come up with it.

[Purge]

We make the enemies plan, then give it to them, to thwart there escapade later.

[Tsmu`kan]

We are so advanced, our helicoptors fly themselves.

We are so awesome, we scream BANZAAAAAI! when we ambush an enemy.

[Purge]

We're so awesome my dick is brave.

[Tsmu`kan]

We're so awesome my dick is brave.

I can only agree.

Your dick is our new God.

Your dick is the Spirit that guides the Army.

[Purge]

Some call it the lighthouse, it repels the darkness.

[Tsmu`kan]

Some call it the lighthouse, it repels the darkness.

Heil Purge!

[Purge]

I shall be your eyes. I shall vanquish the darkness.

[Uniltìranyu]

Did someone here say BELGIAN WAFFLES?!? I want some. :P

[Txum_Kali'weya]

does this therad have anything to do with Neytiri?

[Shatnerpossum]

does this therad have anything to do with Neytiri?

It did once, in the Time of the First Songs.

[tsteu taronyu]

*pokes head into room through s skylight, and drops a piece of paper. On it reads...*


does this therad have anything to do with Neytiri?


"They're planning to build a spaceship to fly to Pandora to meet Neytiri. However, they have been proven to be hostile, and have already impaled me with a harpoon made of urine..."

[Purge]

Oh my god I just spat all my OJ everywhere after reading the above post. Harpoon made of urine hahaha.

[Sight Unseen]

Umm... *ding! ding!*

I will always love her more.

I'm in the process of building a matter-antimatter engine to get there before you! As far as weaponry goes... I've got arrows dipped in tsaherpes that can stop your heart in one minute! Also some multi-megaton nuclear warheads. Those are good too. :nlol:

A bit late though. LOLZ

[Malu tek tek]

i have neytiri (yea i am on topic)

[Inzainiac]

I don't have her :ncry:

[tsteu taronyu]

*rappels down to ground from a skylight*

Yea, I got no luck here in getting Neytiri. I wish I could have her...I'll have to steal her from someone I guess.....*eyes Malu tek tek suspiciously...*

(btw, someone tell me if Kestor is around...he might still have a bit of a grudge with me...).

*climbs back up the rope, through the skylight, and runs away.*

[guyguy]

Did someone here say BELGIAN WAFFLES?!? I want some. :P

so i click on this thread for the first time and i see that
Hmhmm. neytiri and waffles

[Kestor]

so i click on this thread for the first time and i see that
Hmhmm. neytiri and waffles

We've come a long way. (http://www.avatar-forums.com/groups/56-army-kestor/)

[guyguy]

We've come a long way. (http://www.avatar-forums.com/groups/56-army-kestor/)

cant argue you on that one

[Tsmu`kan]

Did someone here say BELGIAN WAFFLES?!? I want some. :p

I can make waffles.

They suck, but at least they're Belgian.

[guyguy]

I can make waffles.

They suck, but at least they're Belgian.

waffles are waffles
i have very good Canadian maple syrop!

[Kestor]

Sorry guyguy, no waffles for you.

Unless you join my Army, of course.

[Tsmu`kan]

waffles are waffles
i have very good Canadian maple syrop!

Canadian maple syrop + Belgian Waffles = Abomination.

[guyguy]

Canadian maple syrop + Belgian Waffles = Abomination.

really? <sad face>


Sorry guyguy, no waffles for you.

Unless you join my Army, of course.

really? <even more sadder face>

[Tsmu`kan]

Kestor's Army is so awesome, we use Belgian Waffles as foot soldiers.

[Kestor]

Kestor's Army is so awesome, we use Belgian Waffles as foot soldiers.

*mental image of Waffles as soldiers*

:rotfl:

[guyguy]

In Kestor Army, you dont eat waffle, Waffle eat you!

[Tsmu`kan]

In Kestor Army, you dont eat waffle, Waffle eat you!

They eat our enemy, not us, you fool.

[guyguy]

They eat our enemy, not us, you fool.

as far as i know im not in the army yet

[Kestor]

as far as i know im not in the army yet

Yeah but you said "in Kestor's Army" :P

[guyguy]

Yeah but you said "in Kestor's Army" :P

i was talking about your army!
but now i want to be in for gigs

[Tsmu`kan]

Guyguy is a spy!

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

[guyguy]

Fine ill go eat waffles by myself

[Tsmu`kan]

Fine ill go eat waffles by myself

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

[guyguy]

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

im going to bed, so cruel
i know what ill try to eat tomorrow morning..

[Kestor]

Hmm... food is another form of torture. This gives me some ideas... :devil:

[Tsmu`kan]

I put poison in the icecream.

[guyguy]

You both make the pair, laugh
have a good one

[Tsmu`kan]

Damnit, I can't get my boots on, stupid numb legs. Darnit.

[Uniltìranyu]

So do you get proper Belgian waffles if you sign up for this army? :P

[Tsmu`kan]

So do you get proper Belgian waffles if you sign up for this army? :p

Yes, of course. And you can choose between crème or icecream.

[Uniltìranyu]

Sweet! I'm in.

[Kestor]

It is time to officially declare Kestor's Army as a state in it's own right.

We have:

1) A flag

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

Little history: The crossed-out "J S" dates back from the Time of Great Sorrow, when Kestor was just a freelance mercenary and Tsmu'kan only a guy with a bathysphere. It was in these troubled times that a great war for Neytiri's heart started, thousands of people from around the world engaged in ruthless challenges to prove their worth. It was only with Tsmu'kan's assassination skills that Kestor managed to kill all his enemies. Many surrendered, even many more died that day. The only exception was a man named J Sully, who believed to be the Toruk Makto of prophecy, and would never step down. But after offering him waffles, he did so. Too bad for him that they were poisoned.

Since then, our flag marks this wonderful victory that stands as a memorial to our might.

2) An anthem

YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.

A little history: Not much to say here. Our Security Chief, Shatnerpossum aka "The Awesome Possum" posted this epic win video and we made it our anthem. Boom.

3) A territory

A little history: This social group was founded after the Headquarters was established. It serves as our territory and base of operations until the relocation to Pandora is finished.

4) Religion

Everyone here is free to believe in what they wish, as long as they respect the official rule of Neytiri-worshipping. Neytiri is our Living Goddess and the members of this Army have sworn (either because of loyalty or hard cash, we learned from experience that both work) to protect her with their lives and defend her from psychopaths and kidnappers.

5) Treasury

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/23.jpg
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1142.jpg
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1143.jpg

Need I say more?

[Kestor]

Sweet! I'm in.

Welcome :). Your signature makes us proud.

Sign in (http://www.avatar-forums.com/groups/56-army-kestor/)

[THEONDYFBG]

Haha thread cracks me up you all know she is with me

[Kestor]

Haha thread cracks me up you all know she is with me

... and yet they still appear.

Tsmu'kaaaaan...

[Tsmu`kan]

"Tsmu'kan only a guy with a bathysphere."

I laughed out loud.

[Tsmu`kan]

Haha thread cracks me up you all know she is with me

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/114.gif

[Uniltìranyu]

Welcome :). Your signature makes us proud.

Sign in (http://www.avatar-forums.com/groups/56-army-kestor/)

Done. :P

[Kestor]

Done. :P

Sweet :cool:

Now you can have all the waffles you desire.

And chocolate.

[Tsmu`kan]

Sweet :cool:

Now you can have all the waffles you desire.

And chocolate.

Belgian chocolate, that is.

[Uniltìranyu]

Sweet :cool:

Now you can have all the waffles you desire.

And chocolate.


Belgian chocolate, that is.

For real?

Finally something worth fighting for. :P

[Tsmu`kan]

For real?

Finally something worth fighting for. :p

F-yeah!

I just realized this is my 115th post in this topic.

[Kestor]

Just added another thing to our state:

6) Fishy Sticks

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1148.jpg

The Fishy Stick is our signature weapon, dating from the time when lack of money did not allow the purchase of more advanced weaponry. Our interrogator, Tsmu'kan, beat an enemy to death with just a Fishy Stick. This shows how much we can do with so little.

[Tsmu`kan]

Just added another thing to our state:

6) Fishy Sticks

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1148.jpg

The Fishy Stick is our signature weapon, dating from the time when lack of money did not allow the purchase of more advanced weaponry. Our interrogator, Tsmu'kan, beat an enemy to death with just a Fishy Stick. This shows how much we can do with so little.

Ahoy.

[J Sully]

[story telling mode]

a little wooden house.

some candels are burning inside. you can see their glow coming thorugh the windows.

inside there is a bed and some body is lying in it.

a person is kneeling at his side.

he seems to have some bad dreams. he is in fever. sweat is on his forehead.

the person is wiping some of his sweat away with a cold blanket.

the man is stumpling some word

"the.......waffles........Kestor.........poisoned.. .........NEYTIRI...."

suddently he lifts his head from the pillow. as his face comes into the light of the candels u can see his face.
It´s J Sully. he didn´t die.

but after he ate the poisoned waffles he was thrown into the river. he would have drowned but somebody saved him.

"where.......where am i?" he asks while he turns his head around.

"u are save J Sully"

J turns his head around and realizes that he isn´t alone.

"who are u?"

"that doesn´t matter right now"

J lifts his feet and tries to sit up.

"no u have to stay in bed my friend"

"i can´t, i have something to do"

he puts his feet on the ground and tries to stand up. he is feeling weak.
but he is gettin up and walking to the door of the house.
stepping outside he realizes that it is night and the stars are shining bright in the sky.
he breaths the fresh air and some of his old strengh is returning.
he clenches his fist and wispers to him self

"damn u Kestor, damn u. i´ll come for u, not only to save Neytiri but to have revenge. it´s paybacktime"

he looks at the stars and takes another deeü breath.

[/story telling mode]

[Kestor]

It's not your birthday anymore J Sully. This time you will die :)

[Kestor]

Also, nice tags... "story telling mode". It really is just a story ;). You're dead.

[J Sully]

we will see ;)

[Tsmu`kan]

He's already rotting.

[Kestor]

we will see ;)

Uniltìranyu just joined us. Can you fight his massive amount of awesomeness?

I doubt it.

[Uniltìranyu]

Well just to be sure, don't look out the window J.

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1153.jpg

[J Sully]

pfff that just makes me laugh really hard


:D:D:D

[Tsmu`kan]

CHAAAARGE!

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1154.jpg

[Kestor]

pfff that just makes me laugh really hard


:D:D:D


http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

[J Sully]

that´s the way it´s gonna end:
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1155.jpg

[Kestor]

that´s the way it´s gonna end:
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1155.jpg

Yup, that's my mask and hood. I took them off so you could see my true face and gaze at it in horror as I cut you to pieces.

[Tsmu`kan]

that´s the way it´s gonna end:
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1155.jpg

Wanna bet?

Killing him won't end the war, we are with 8.

You'll have to kill us all!

[J Sully]

lol

love the way this thread turned out!! :D

8 hmmm that could get difficult!

[Kestor]

Wanna bet?

Killing him won't end the war, we are with 8.

You'll have to kill us all!

He won't kill me :P

[Tsmu`kan]

lol

love the way this thread turned out!! :d

8 hmmm that could get difficult!

I have a weapon shop. If we use all the ammo we have in there... You're dead.

[Kestor]

And btw Sully, thanks for bringing this thread back on topic (fight for Neytiri), this will ensure it even a longer lifetime than I have originally thought :P

[J Sully]

but i think u lost your selfes in here!

a bit toooooo serious
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1156.jpg

[Kestor]

but i think u lost your selfes in here!


Not at all. I'm very relaxed with Neytiri near me ;)

[Tsmu`kan]

but i think u lost your selfes in here!

a bit toooooo serious
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1157.jpg

Picture fail.

[Tsmu`kan]

Not at all. I'm very relaxed with Neytiri near me ;)

And beers.

A lot of beers.

[J Sully]

Picture fail.

not anymore!
;)

[Tsmu`kan]

not anymore!
;)

Njjaaaargh!

[Kestor]

not anymore!
;)

Doesn't matter now. The first fail has been recorded in our Fail archive. With your name on it.

[Uniltìranyu]

And beers.

A lot of beers.

Don't forget the waffles and the chocolate.

[Tsmu`kan]

Don't forget the waffles and the chocolate.

Of course.

[J Sully]

Doesn't matter now. The first fail has been recorded in our Fail archive. With your name on it.

:rotfl::rotfl:

why did u never made me the offer to join u??

instead u tried to poision me!!!

are u so afraid of me!!
:ndevil::ndevil:

[Tsmu`kan]

:rotfl::rotfl:

why did u never made me the offer to join u??

instead u tried to poision me!!!

are u so afraid of me!!
:ndevil::ndevil:

No, we just don't want idiots in our army.

[Kestor]

:rotfl::rotfl:

why did u never made me the offer to join u??

instead u tried to poision me!!!

are u so afraid of me!!
:ndevil::ndevil:

We don't need dead people.

[J Sully]

No, we just don't want idiots in our army.

thanks.......

[Kestor]

No, we just don't want idiots in our army.

No need to be so harsh. I respect his perseverance. Not that I would ever stop killing him, though.

[Tsmu`kan]

thanks.......

Hahaha, he took it seriously.

[J Sully]

No need to be so harsh. I respect his perseverance. Not that I would ever stop killing him, though.

that´s what i admire about a real warman!

never lose the respect!

*bows*

and i´ll never stop killing you! ;)

[Kestor]

Hahaha, he took it seriously.

He's dead, what do you expect :nlol:

[Kestor]

that´s what i admire about a real warman!


Thanks, that's what Neytiri likes about me, too ;)

Among maaaaany other qualities, of course :nsmile:

[Uniltìranyu]

and i´ll never stop killing you! ;)

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1158.jpg

[Tsmu`kan]

He's dead, what do you expect :nlol:

I suggest we use his body to test our... secret project new clothing line on.

[Kestor]

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1158.jpg

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Kestor]

I suggest we use his body to test our... secret project new clothing line on.

Great idea.

Get it done, soldier.

[J Sully]

so i will leave now and regain my power somewhere save in the galaxy

and don´t get to me with such things like: there is no save place bullsh*t! ;)

see your heads rolling around like footballs! ;)

[Kestor]

see your heads rolling around like footballs! ;)

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1159.jpg

[Tsmu`kan]

[strong German accent] Subject Facade is in ze test chambah. Turn on ze powah.[/strong German accent]

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1160.jpg

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1161.jpg

Test on Subject Facade: Failed.

[Kestor]

Test on Subject Facade: Failed.

Add him to the list of random fail casualties.

[Tsmu`kan]

Add him to the list of random fail casualties.

Yes, doctor.

[Palulukan_Taronyu]

Ok people I am Back! and ready to defend My Neytiri against all of you I have two words....GET SUM!

[Palulukan_Taronyu]

Where are you at Kestor? You better bring it this time :cool:

[Kestor]

Ok people I am Back! and ready to defend My Neytiri against all of you I have two words....GET SUM!

I have built an Empire since you were gone. You can't win. We are 8 skilled people versus one delusional man :cool:

[Kestor]

Where are you at Kestor? You better bring it this time :cool:

Do you have a sight problem? I think I'm just pointing my lightsaber at you.

[Palulukan_Taronyu]

There you are...Is that the best you can come up with...Pathetic...Not even worth my time..:)

[Tsmu`kan]

Ok people I am Back! and ready to defend My Neytiri against all of you I have two words....GET SUM!

You just have one of those cheap bootleg copies.

[Kestor]

There you are...Is that the best you can come up with

Nope, I don't need to come up with anything in fact. You just gave up :P

[Palulukan_Taronyu]

Nope, I don't need to come up with anything in fact. You just gave up :P

Why? Becouse I have Neytiri no need to fight anymore...I just needed to make 1 statement and it was over...:)

[Purge]

Herr Doctor, patient delta has escaped from his cell.

[Tsmu`kan]

Herr Doctor, patient delta has escaped from his cell.

Call Sofia Lamb, she has to know what's going on.

[Kestor]

Herr Doctor, patient delta has escaped from his cell.

*Sigh* Yes, he's delusional again.

Give him his pills and-

...

You know what. Screw this doctor job. Just kill him. I'm off to the bunker :cool:

[Purge]

She has asked for Kestor to finish him off, he is a constant nuscience that has dellisuional visions of peace and harmony. His idealistic dreams do not belong in our new world.

[Palulukan_Taronyu]

Whats going on sorry Neytiri can be a very distracting woman...:)

[Kestor]

(I love it how he plays right into our hands)

Okay, I guess I'll do it...

Palu! Come here! I'm Neytiri!

*palu comes drooling*

You're dead, bitch!

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/103.gif

[Tsmu`kan]

She has asked for Kestor to finish him off, he is a constant nuscience that has dellisuional visions of peace and harmony. His idealistic dreams do not belong in our new world.

Look what our dear Subject Delta changed into..

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1163.jpg

Well... Only one way out.

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/115.gif

[NeytiriMakto]

Rider of Neytiri says THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

[Tsmu`kan]

Rider of Neytiri says THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

Dude, really, "rider"?

You ride her?

You're sick.

[Purge]

Our family cannot be tained by his words. He took what is not his, and we will be taking it back. Eleanor, we have missed you.

[Kestor]

Our family cannot be tained by his words. He took what is not his, and we will be taking it back. Eleanor, we have missed you.

You just got promoted.

You are now Chief distributor of witty quotes.

[Tsmu`kan]

Our family cannot be tained by his words. He took what is not his, and we will be taking it back. Eleanor, we have missed you.

Amen.

[Kestor]

*turns lightsaber off*

All too easy.

[Purge]

Our fate will be tested, but this.. this is our destiny. We shall not bow down to idealistic fools with illusions of gander. They will try to break our bonds, but will not succeed. We are an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.

[Tsmu`kan]

Our fate will be tested, but this.. this is our destiny. We shall not bow down to idealistic fools with illusions of gander. They will try to break our bonds, but will not succeed. We are an idea, and ideas are bulletproof.

You are the Priest of the Army.

[Purge]

Father Purge is here my children!

[Tsmu`kan]

Father Purge is here my children!

... But I don't want to be your child, either.

[Kestor]

Father Purge is here my children!

Hmm... good idea.

And since you're the only priest around, that makes you High Priest.

Check yourself out (http://www.avatar-forums.com/groups/56-army-kestor/) :cool:

[Tsmu`kan]

Hmm... good idea.

And since you're the only priest around, that makes you Hight Priest.

Check yourself out (http://www.avatar-forums.com/groups/56-army-kestor/) :cool:

Herr Captain Doctor Emperor, ze enemy is vanished! Our secret project #2 has vorked!

[Kestor]

Herr Captain Doctor Emperor, ze enemy is vanished! Our secret project #2 has vorked!

He thought his head was still attached to the neck.

He was wrong.

[Tsmu`kan]

He thought his head was still attached to the neck.

He was wrong.

He vas wrong, indeed, Herr Captain Doctor Emperor. His head was attached to his butt.

[Shatnerpossum]

He vas wrong, indeed, Herr Captain Doctor Emperor. His head was attached to his butt.

Tovarisch, your assertion is incorrect. His head was UP his butt.

[Kestor]

Tovarisch, your assertion is incorrect. His head was UP his butt.

And where were you when the attack happened, Officer?

[Tsmu`kan]

And where were you when the attack happened, Officer?

He vas on ze toilet, he had some... 'crappy' trouble.

[Kestor]

He vas on ze toilet, he had some... 'crappy' trouble.

I see. Is it because of your Belgian waffles?

[Tsmu`kan]

I see. Is it because of your Belgian waffles?

I'm afraid I accidentally gave him the sh!t-quick-poisoned waffle.

[Purge]

Here, take this tonic, the waffles will flow through you faster than the river of Ithaca.

[Kestor]

I'm afraid I accidentally gave him the sh!t-quick-poisoned waffle.

Do not let your killing instincts loose on our allies. We happen to need them.

Anyway, thanks to Father Purge, Shatner seems to be alright.

Just don't let this repeat, okay?

Dismissed.

[Tsmu`kan]

Do not let your killing instincts loose on our allies. We happen to need them.

Anyway, thanks to Father Purge, Shatner seems to be alright.

Just don't let this repeat, okay?

Dismissed.

My excuses, Herr Captain Doctor Emperor.

[Kestor]

My excuses, Herr Captain Doctor Emperor.

I'll dispatch a slave to your quarters if you want to torture and kill someone. Maybe that will calm you down.

[Tsmu`kan]

I'll dispatch a slave to your quarters if you want to torture and kill someone. Maybe that will calm you down.

Yes, sir, thank you, sir.

[Shatnerpossum]

And where were you when the attack happened, Officer?

Engaged in a vicious battle with my French homework Sir.

[Purge]

There are plenty of other ways to release you're anger, boy. All you're actions shall be the death of you, a force acting upon another force can only be balanced by an equal opposing force. Be warned, every death on you're hands will have it's price.

[Tsmu`kan]

Engaged in a vicious battle with my French homework Sir.

You do your homework on the toilet, comrade?

[Kestor]

There are plenty of other ways to release you're anger, boy. All you're actions shall be the death of you, a force acting upon another force can only be balanced by an equal opposing force. Be warned, every death on you're hands will have it's price.

Hmm... I don't like it. Change the dogma. Put "every ally death on you're hands will have it's price"

Otherwise my soldiers might lose their killing urges. And that's not good. Not in this economy.

[Shatnerpossum]

You do your homework on the toilet, comrade?

Not usually. Thats what newspapers are for.

[Tsmu`kan]

Not usually. Thats what newspapers are for.

I see.

[Tsmu`kan]

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

[Purge]

Win post.

[Kestor]

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif


You're epic.

[neytiriii]

Wouuw Wouww slow down, soldiers, slow down.


Take a look up to the sky. A great shadow approaches to the land you’re standing on. It covers the earth like a huge blanket, sweeping away every sign of light but swallows all evil. You stand there on the piece of ground you’re, well, standing on, watching how the awesome, incredible, heroic greatness stretches out upon you. Yes, you’re shattered right to the deepest corner of your spirit by its appearance. It has an effect to you so fundamentally monumental that you just wanna start right away to cry. Yes, after two days without internet access, it’s finally the time for the return of neytiriii.

Haven’t got lost in the woods, have you? Your last direct statement for your possession of Neytiri was *** pages ago. I’m starting to doubt your motivation. From what I see, it’s time to terminate this thread. This thread is about Neytiri, fellow Neytiri-seeking bunch of lads who are masters in derailing a thread, about who has Neytiri. Yeah and Kestor you, don’t think that I’m out of your way, Tsmu’kan the great Basterd didn’t do it. He lied. But well he did it to all the other competitive rivals but nay he didn’t do it to me. Obviously, since I’m still alive typing right now (btw, you do have a great shop, Tsmu’kan. I like.). And Sully is apparently the only kidnapper of Neytiri. But anyways he’s done now. (Great work, Tsmu’kan!) So, no more kidnappers, and I ask you, my dears, is there really the need for such a great effort of forming an army, building space-ships etc.?? …Heh?



*reads the situation*, *sees the army of Kestor approaching*, *pees into his pants*.

Ok, ok. Let’s talk. Let’s be realistic and let’s get it all on the table. Kestor, we are enemies if it comes to Neytiri, but only if it comes to the possession of her. Well now, it’s about her safety. Just to let you know. You know, FYI. So, I’m not your enemy anymore. The enemy is out there, and they are very powerful! (Yeah, gotta admit it, the kidnappers out there are indeed like an interminateable gang of rats). You are great leader now. You may establish your own group in the forums from the support of your mates. And you may choose a warrior. But no, unfortunately you do not have many fine warriors. Yes, you as a great general of the army, head interrogator of the terror group against the kidnappers (Yes, you fight terror with terror) have a great team of loyal bros and an incredible arsenal of super weapons thanks to Tsmu’kan (Well done, Tsmu’kan!). You stand before me, ready to serve the People, the ones that fight with their lives for Neytiri. But what you don’t have and still need is the best warrior. A warrior that has the effect to you so fundamentally monumental that you just wanna start right away to cry. You can’t do this without me, and I hope that I’m not talking to a tree right now, but I will fly with you, I’ll stand and fight, and you know I will.

General Kestor, may I have the honour to serve you and your almighty army as Olo’eyctan, as the Co-interrogator of the army?
Btw I’m a passionate consumer when it comes to waffles (wow even Belgian!) and chocolate (cheers Anyu!).


So, Kestor, we havin a deal?

[Tsmu`kan]

~snip~

Don't be foolish, Kestor.

Even I can tell that...

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

[neytiriii]

Don't be foolish, Kestor.

Even I can tell that...

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

You, weapon guy, STFU. Let the general do the decision. :P

[Tsmu`kan]

You, weapon guy, STFU. Let the general do the decision. :p

Haha.

If it would be up to me, you'd be in.

But I would keep an eye on you.

['ì'awn 'awsiteng]

Neytiri told me that you guys were after her, she's hidden in my basement right now... (dont worry there's lots of wildlife down there, I think Jake might even be... Oh sh--!

[Tsmu`kan]

Neytiri told me that you guys were after her, she's hidden in my basement right now... (dont worry there's lots of wildlife down there, I think Jake might even be... Oh sh--!

You really don't realize it's 10 against you now, is it?

I say, join our army.

[neytiriii]

Haha.

If it would be up to me, you'd be in.

But I would keep an eye on you.

I feel it.

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

[Tsmu`kan]

I feel it.

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1168.jpg

Behind you.

[Shatnerpossum]

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1168.jpg

Behind you.

But wait! You can stop Big Brother like this: http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

[Tsmu`kan]

But wait! You can stop Big Brother like this: http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

Mine's flexible.

[neytiriii]

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1168.jpg

Behind you.

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif
Miscellaneous.

[Tsmu`kan]

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif
Miscellaneous.

Georgie Bush is our official toilet lady so I'm not surprised.

[Kestor]

Wouuw Wouww slow down, soldiers, slow down.


Take a look up to the sky. A great shadow approaches to the land you’re standing on. It covers the earth like a huge blanket, sweeping away every sign of light but swallows all evil. You stand there on the piece of ground you’re, well, standing on, watching how the awesome, incredible, heroic greatness stretches out upon you. Yes, you’re shattered right to the deepest corner of your spirit by its appearance. It has an effect to you so fundamentally monumental that you just wanna start right away to cry. Yes, after two days without internet access, it’s finally the time for the return of neytiriii.

Haven’t got lost in the woods, have you? Your last direct statement for your possession of Neytiri was *** pages ago. I’m starting to doubt your motivation. From what I see, it’s time to terminate this thread. This thread is about Neytiri, fellow Neytiri-seeking bunch of lads who are masters in derailing a thread, about who has Neytiri. Yeah and Kestor you, don’t think that I’m out of your way, Tsmu’kan the great Basterd didn’t do it. He lied. But well he did it to all the other competitive rivals but nay he didn’t do it to me. Obviously, since I’m still alive typing right now (btw, you do have a great shop, Tsmu’kan. I like.). And Sully is apparently the only kidnapper of Neytiri. But anyways he’s done now. (Great work, Tsmu’kan!) So, no more kidnappers, and I ask you, my dears, is there really the need for such a great effort of forming an army, building space-ships etc.?? …Heh?



*reads the situation*, *sees the army of Kestor approaching*, *pees into his pants*.

Ok, ok. Let’s talk. Let’s be realistic and let’s get it all on the table. Kestor, we are enemies if it comes to Neytiri, but only if it comes to the possession of her. Well now, it’s about her safety. Just to let you know. You know, FYI. So, I’m not your enemy anymore. The enemy is out there, and they are very powerful! (Yeah, gotta admit it, the kidnappers out there are indeed like an interminateable gang of rats). You are great leader now. You may establish your own group in the forums from the support of your mates. And you may choose a warrior. But no, unfortunately you do not have many fine warriors. Yes, you as a great general of the army, head interrogator of the terror group against the kidnappers (Yes, you fight terror with terror) have a great team of loyal bros and an incredible arsenal of super weapons thanks to Tsmu’kan (Well done, Tsmu’kan!). You stand before me, ready to serve the People, the ones that fight with their lives for Neytiri. But what you don’t have and still need is the best warrior. A warrior that has the effect to you so fundamentally monumental that you just wanna start right away to cry. You can’t do this without me, and I hope that I’m not talking to a tree right now, but I will fly with you, I’ll stand and fight, and you know I will.

General Kestor, may I have the honour to serve you and your almighty army as Olo’eyctan, as the Co-interrogator of the army?
Btw I’m a passionate consumer when it comes to waffles (wow even Belgian!) and chocolate (cheers Anyu!).


So, Kestor, we havin a deal?

That's very cute, but I have a few points to make:

1) We didn't derail the thread. It's all about Neytiri. I started this whole army just to express my love for her. We protect her from kidnappers and rapists (like J Sully) and also from deluded maniacs freshly escaped from the mental asylum (Palulukan_taronyu). World domination is just my second priority. Still important mind you, but Neytiri always comes first.

2) Every person who surrenders or survives can join as long as he is willing to reject all past allegiances and dedicate his life to Neytiri.

3) You're dead. No... YOU'RE DEAD. You can't convince me otherwise. I've seen it with my own eyes. That doesn't mean you can't join us, however. You could be an undead avenger, returned to life by his lifetime love for the Goddess Neytiri.(Not saying that's actually what brought you back alive, but it does good for PR)

4) You can't have chocolate. That's the special privilege of Tsmu'kan and Anyu. Waffles are all yours, though.

5) You didn't really take the time to write all that, did you? *sees neytiriii nodding* Well in that case, I guess a deal can be made since you're so dedicated.

But you'll be in charge of the zombie program. You being undead and all. Don't expect to take Tsmu'kan's place just because it's your thread and you manage to write an epic post (though that comes a long way).

To cut a long story short, I'll put you in my Army, but your full rank will only be gained if my other estemeed lieutenants agree in unanimity that you will be granted this privilege.

So... Tsmu'kan? Shatner? Keye'ung? Father Purge? Anyu? I'm awaiting your input.

We'll be watching you :cool:


(im starting to love my job)

[neytiriii]

Georgie Bush is our official toilet lady so I'm not surprised.

Haha right didn't even realize! Excellent! :rotfl:

[Tsmu`kan]

Tough call...

It's a deal. If he follows the rules strictly. If I ever catch him abusing the rules... Then there WILL be trouble.

[Shatnerpossum]

I think a provisional commission to the army would be appropriate, maybe he can start as a Cadet.

[Purge]

The enemy of my enemy, is still my enemy, but in this case my vote goes towards allowing you into our army. If you can help us get close to Ney'tiri, you will have served you're purpose. We all have our own destiny, our own thread of life, some entangle and some are cut. If need be, we will break our bond and end you.. if you get in between us and Nay'tiri. If you want other votes, you will need to prove you're worth.

Enthrall us. Show us what you can do, that we can't.

[UnNamed]

Yes, sir.

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1086.jpg
Come on come to your papa
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

[Tsmu`kan]

Come on come to your papa
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif


http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

[Kestor]

Come on come to your papa
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

Here's your chance, neytiriii.

Prove your skills. Kill this intruder.

[neytiriii]

That's very cute, but I have a few points to make:

1) We didn't derail the thread. It's all about Neytiri. I started this whole army just to express my love for her. We protect her from kidnappers and rapists (like J Sully) and also from deluded maniacs freshly escaped from the mental asylum (Palulukan_taronyu). World domination is just my second priority. Still important mind you, but Neytiri always comes first.

Agreed.


2) Every person who surrenders or survives can join as long as he is willing to reject all past allegiances and dedicate his life to Neytiri.

Well first of all, I didn't surrender, nor survive. And and I've dedicated my life to Neytiri since opening this thread.


3) You're dead. No... YOU'RE DEAD. You can't convince me otherwise. I've seen it with my own eyes. That doesn't mean you can't join us, however. You could be an undead avenger, returned to life by his lifetime love for the Goddess Neytiri.(Not saying that's actually what brought you back alive, but it does good for PR)

Well, since I can't convince you anymore, I won't even try. But you can't convince me either to believe that you've seen it with your own eyes.
The idea with the undead avenger, I like it.


4) You can't have chocolate. That's the special privilege of Tsmu'kan and Anyu. Waffles are all yours, though.

Waffles are fine with me. Anyu will share some of his chocolate with me. :P


5) You didn't really take the time to write all that, did you? *sees neytiriii nodding* Well in that case, I guess a deal can be made since you're so dedicated.

But you'll be in charge of the zombie program. You being undead and all. Don't expect to take Tsmu'kan's place just because it's your thread and you manage to write an epic post (though that comes a long way).


I like that. Deal. I'm in charge of the zombie program. And why should I want to take over Tsmu'kan's place? He's the weapon expert. What could we be possibly doing without him?

[neytiriii]

Tough call...

It's a deal. If he follows the rules strictly. If I ever catch him abusing the rules... Then there WILL be trouble.

You won't :nwink:

[Tsmu`kan]

What could we be possibly doing without him?

Sitting in the corner of the room, sucking your thumb while crying for you mother.

[neytiriii]

The enemy of my enemy, is still my enemy, but in this case my vote goes towards allowing you into our army. If you can help us get close to Ney'tiri, you will have served you're purpose. We all have our own destiny, our own thread of life, some entangle and some are cut. If need be, we will break our bond and end you.. if you get in between us and Nay'tiri. If you want other votes, you will need to prove you're worth.

Enthrall us. Show us what you can do, that we can't.

Well my dear Purge how about we start with spelling our holy godess correctly :nlol: >>Neytiri.<< :rotfl:

Yeah you'll see how I'm going to prove that to ya.

[Tsmu`kan]

Well my dear Purge how about we start with spelling our holy godess correctly :nlol: >>Neytiri.<< :rotfl:

Yeah you'll see how I'm going to prove that to ya.

I'm curious if you have as much style as I do.

[Keye'ung]

lets see what this zombie is made of then i will give my answer

[Kestor]

Here's your chance, neytiriii.

Prove your skills. Kill this intruder.

I gave an order 5 minutes agoooo....

[Tsmu`kan]

I gave an order 5 minutes agoooo....

I did it within half a minute.

[Kestor]

I did it within half a minute.

You're already a big shot within my empire.

[UnNamed]

Here's your chance, neytiriii.

Prove your skills. Kill this intruder.
Rambo time..
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/1174.jpg

[Tsmu`kan]

You just expanded the paaage!

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/133.png

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/134.png

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/135.png

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/136.png

[Purge]

I revoke my vote, a simple typo is nothing to cry about.

[Tsmu`kan]

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/137.png

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/138.png

[neytiriii]

Just decided to show hand.

UnNamed, you're dead.

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

(lost time goes into account of imgkk.com)

[Tsmu`kan]

(lost time goes into account of imgkk.com)

Stop your silly excuses.

[Kestor]

Hmph.

Anyway, we have 2 votes in favor so far. (Tsmu'kan and Shatner)

And you pissed Purge... not a wise start for a rookie.

[neytiriii]

Stop your silly excuses.

Buy me another computer or smash the heads of the site makers of imgkk.com :rotfl:

[Tsmu`kan]

Buy me another computer or smash the heads of the site makers of imgkk.com :rotfl:

Get a better host.

Imageshack, Photobucket,...

[neytiriii]

Get a better host.

Imageshack, Photobucket,...

I'm experiencing even more trouble using Photobucket...And well imageshack doesn't work in China, gotta go through proxies...

[Tsmu`kan]

I'm experiencing even more trouble using Photobucket...And well imageshack doesn't work in China, gotta go through proxies...

You got Kestor'd.

[UnNamed]

Just decided to show hand.

UnNamed, you're dead.

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/extras/not-available.gif

(lost time goes into account of imgkk.com)
Me or u?
http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/02/116.gif (http://img697.imageshack.us/i/neo1.gif/)

[Kestor]

Tsmu'kan... deal with this intruder. The usual. Putting neytiriii on such a task was a mistake, apparently.

[UnNamed]

Tsmu'kan... deal with this intruder. The usual. Putting neytiriii on such a task was a mistake, apparently.
You will never get me..