Ask a silly queston and give a Stupid Answere - The Game

[Sham]

Rules: You have to ask any silly queston what ever you like and the Next Member will answere that in a Stupid way as possible to make it Funny.

When you answere to the queston, remember also to leave a queston where the Next member will answere! That's how it works.

Okay I will start with some silly queston and you have to answere that..(okay, queston doesnt have to be silly if you dont fiquire out any good one)

Where does the santa claus lives?

[KalaKuival]

Where does the santa claus lives?
Answer
In da House!
and ma question:
If i wanna eat a burger, should I?

[Sham]

no, cuz u'll become fatty

How do you eat ice-cream?

[KalaKuival]

you push it down through your throat (don't bite it or anything)

Do I need a brain?

[Sham]

no cuz u have soul what to listen

Would u make love with Na'vi girl?

[KalaKuival]

Most likely I would

Would you?

[Sham]

i would need more than year to get to know that species

Where do you find yourself when you go to black hole?

[KalaKuival]

In my room searching for light, i think

Do i need need my shoes to be able to speak with a dog?:confused:

[Sham]

no cuz you have you mouth to speak with :D

from where do you get you meat to your food?

[KalaKuival]

From a fridge

Do you own an Ikran?

[Sham]

yes, you can find it from my backyard

Space is endless, isnt it?

[KalaKuival]

It is indeed

Is there a chance that our grandchildren can go to a Pandora like place?

[Sham]

they will live there and eat flowers as a food, good luck :D

how would you create a teleport machine?

[KalaKuival]

First I'd call David Copperfield and invite him over. Then put him in my bathroom, and tell him to teleport to the living room. I say abrakatabra, and he'll be there:D

Knock, knock!
Who's there?

[Sham]

its god, welcome, u r in heaven

bang!
whose there? :D

[KalaKuival]

A car that drove over you:D

woooosshhh!
whose there?

[Sham]

itss piiizza deliveryyy, khebab!

how much snow there is?

[KalaKuival]

Enough to feed the whole Africa (I apoligize)

How to get real gold for nothing?

[Sham]

by wishing

how do u make our mountains float?

[KalaKuival]

Buy a huge fan and put it under them, full power:D

Do i need to see?

[Sham]

you have to cuz this world is unique

do i have brains?

[KalaKuival]

You had brains...

Who lived in the sea?

[Sham]

my ancestors

how do you smoke your sigarette?

[KalaKuival]

Putting it in the nose of course...

If there were no limits in this world, what would you do?

[Ethan]

jump off a tower

where is the egg?

[KalaKuival]

On da roof

Michael who?

[Sham]

schumacher

how r u getting drunk today?

[KalaKuival]

I'm not

Do you like riding a horse?

[hello]

i dont know what a horse is?!

how do you eat pizza?

[KalaKuival]

Thorw it up in the air and catch it with you mouth

What should i do if a bug is bugging me?

[Maras]

Ask him kindly to stop.

Why did chicken cross the road?

[Neytiri]

Ask him kindly to stop.

Why did chicken cross the road?

To go see Avatar.


Where the heck am I?

[hello]

you dont wanna know!

how old are you?

[Maras]

I don't know. Let me ask the neighbours, BRB.


What would you call Big Foot if it was footless?

[Neytiri]

I don't know. Let me ask the neighbours, BRB.


What would you call Big Foot if it was footless?

Big

Can I have a glass of water?

[Maras]

Yes but we're out of water.



Hmm, can you smell it too?

[Neytiri]

Yes but we're out of water.



Hmm, can you smell it too?

What do I look like, a nose?


Are we dead yet?

[Maras]

We were like two hours ago.. don't tell me you missed it again :/


How does it look when I tie it around my neck?

[Neytiri]

Ok, but I think it would look better if you took off its wings first.




Did you ever find your mom again?

[hello]

no she was at your moms house

weres my duck!?

[Maras]

Yes but it took a month before the staff noticed me alone in the supermarket.


Could you borrow me 10 bucks?

damn, you were faster, here:


no she was at your moms house

weres my duck!?

[Neytiri]

no she was at your moms house

weres my duck!?

I put it on ebay.

What happens if I push this button? (pushes button)

[Maras]

You just switched off my life supporting system. Thanks. <dies>



Should I follow the light now?

[Neytiri]

I don't know, but I definitely wouldn't take that elevator going down!

Would you like a cookie?

[Maras]

Yes please. Stirred, not shaken.


Et tu, Brute?

[Neytiri]

No habla Na'vi


Can I borrow your life for a second?

[Maras]

Sure you want it? Coz I'm sitting in the toilet right now and just noticed all the paper is gone...




Isn't Flipper a flippin' flip master?

[Neytiri]

Flippin' right!


Have you flipped off your teddy bear today?

[Ethan]

no but i fliped off yours

how mutch would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

[Neytiri]

Poop Scoop Troop - Your Dog's Business is Our Business

Do you have any Gray Poupon?

[Maras]

No, I consider it highly unmanly to have Gray Poupon.


Do you wear pom-poms? I do.

[Neytiri]

Only when I'm eating Gray Poupon.


Coke or Pepsi?

[Maras]

Hmm.



Why do you always criticize me?

[Neytiri]

Why are you such a dumbass?

Do I look fat in that?

[Ethan]

yes
am i stupid

[Neytiri]

It is decidedly so.

What happens if you give a mouse a cookie?

[hello]

i dont know ask a mouse!

how big is earth?

[Maras]

Too small for both of us. Get lost.


How's your period?

[Elequin]

Does this game make any sense?

No not to me :p

[hello]

period as in time period?!

where is santa?

[KalaKuival]

Right here, next to me!

How do I know that it's a new year?

[Maras]

You have to feel it with your hands; if it's ripe and juicy it means it's new.


Where have you been all my life?

[Ethan]

in your back yard

where have i been all my life

[KalaKuival]

In the Avatar-forums

If Pandora or a pandora like planet is discovered, would you go there to colonize it?

[Maras]

Does a bear sh*t in the woods?


Does a bear sh*t in the woods?

[KalaKuival]

Only in the morning

Who ate the apple?

[Sham]

Michelle Obama

what do u think u r doing 10 yrs from now?

[Maras]

Well, I hope my diarrhoea will pass by then.


If you'd get a bouquet of colorful, fresh wild-flowers, would it tickle you at your stomach?

[KalaKuival]

Ehrm......no, i don't think so...

If I go to watch avatar, I will see...?(what?)

[Maras]

A footage of Rosie O'Donnell getting liposuction and botox shots in the *** (someone mixed up the tapes, whoopsie!)


Why do grasshoppers hop?

[KalaKuival]

they fly on you and eat you alive.....

Where to go when you're tired..And not just any tired, but "I-stayed-up-all-week" tired?

[Sham]

to sleep on a beach (as i did on summer) :D

if u could fly, how would u do it?

[Mopey]

With my wings of course.

What did the goat have for breakfast?

(I like how the first two and half pages consists of two people throwing a ball to eachother ;) ).

[Sham]

Big Mac :P (haha yep)

what Sham eat for breakfast?

[KalaKuival]

A Shamrock lol

What were you thinking?

[Sham]

just thinking going to pandora

what do you hear now?

[KalaKuival]

I hear voices.....

what are you eating?

[Maras]

Tomatoes with strawberry jam and spicy mustard and raw egg to drink.


Why are you wearing this funny hat?

[KalaKuival]

To remind myself that I am funny!

What did you drink, when you came from there?:D

[Sham]

i drunk nothing, he drinks nothing

when r u going to see the northern lights?

[Ninat]

when i swim in the ocean

why am I bothered?

[KalaKuival]

Because some evil spirits don't like you...

Why do i feel the need to come to this forum several times a day?

[uniltìrantokx]

Because your computer made an airport connection with your mind.

Is this gonna be foever?

[KalaKuival]

Forever and ever more!

How do you see yourself 10 years from now?

[uniltìrantokx]

Blue with a tiger pattern. thats right, a robe.

Should i eat this?

[ElBartoME]

If you want to hurt this potato.

Is this thing flying?!

[KalaKuival]

Most likely, but probably not.

How to watch movies?

[Maras]

Head over heels, hands in pink fluffy handcuffs, juggling hot potatoes with your feet and whistling Beethoven's 9th Symphony in D minor.



How could you do that to HER?

[hello]

whos her?


are you cold?

[Maras]

Not when you're around...


Are you hot?

[Skypeople]

Nah, the air conditionings on.

Why did dinosaurs go extinct?

[ElBartoME]

Because of Ice Cream, it's obvious!

Why isn't that damn thing melting?

[Skypeople]

Because Al Gore hasn't come up to talk about global warming!

Why is it bad to cross the streams?

[uniltìrantokx]

Imagine all life stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

How did i remember that?

[Skypeople]

Because you're awesome.

Why was mommy kissing Santa Clause?

[Maras]

To get a punch from daddy.



Would you prefer to be on top?

[ElBartoME]

Well it's better than hitting someone with an ax.

Where have all the good times gone?

[Skypeople]

The same place all the cowboys went, I guess.

Where's the beef?!

[ElBartoME]

In my trunk!


Dude, where's my car?!

[Skypeople]

I ghost rode the whip with it, but while I was dancing it got jacked. :(

Who wins in a fight, Batman or Superman?

[bill smauz]

Batman because he is smarter so he would exploit Superman's weakness of kryptonite.

HOW DO I TURN CAPS LOCK OFF?

[Skypeople]

THROW YOUR KEYBOARD INTO THE WALL.

Where's the flute in Super Mario Bros 3?!?

[uniltìrantokx]

Its the Omitakaya's most treasured artifact

Ninja ducks are invading! What should i do?

[Grif]

Duck and cover!

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Skypeople]

I want to go to there!

BLUE OR ATOM BOMB?

[talent.hxc@hotmail.com]

i am the ikran :-)

do cows make strawberry milk by eating strawberrys?? HAHAHA

[KalaKuival]

If you believe in it then it's possible

How can the raindeers fly?

[Sham]

cuz santa is controlling them

what is the best place for house music?

[Kenny]

On the street.

How tall is that dog?

[Skypeople]

Bigger than a breadbox!

Where do leprechauns get their gold?

[KalaKuival]

From my bathroom

Who can you see when you look outside right now?

[ElBartoME]

WHITE!


Why is it raining cats and dogs?

[KalaKuival]

Because the allmighty Father thought there are too few of them on earth and he just sends some more:D

How did you overcome your addiction to cartoons?

[Ninat]

i watched more of them

why should i sing along with my parrot?

[KalaKuival]

So that people could finally decide whose voice is more beautiful

What bad things have you done this year already?

[Maras]

I forgot to send my mom a card on Easter.


Why do I have this weird feeling that someone's watching me?

[ElBartoME]

Because you don't look behind you.


Why is your refrigerator making that noise?

[Ninat]

Because obviously I didn't feed it.

What should I do if I have a feather stuck in my ear?

[Sham]

take that off

what would u do if u would see your future now?

[KalaKuival]

I'd say you have watched too much "Flashforward"....

Who were before...Humans or Na'vis?

[Sham]

haha yep

humans

if u would be the only one who was alive after plane crash, how would u feel?

[uniltìrantokx]

like a million bucks

would you put out a fuse with your hands?

[KalaKuival]

Ehm.....probably no...

Where to find lost things?

[ElBartoME]

Just around the corner!

What things to find?

[uniltìrantokx]

Things that are lost, duh!


why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?

[KalaKuival]

Because.......ehm.....You're avtually in a wrong house?

Who am i?

[uniltìrantokx]

Because.......ehm.....You're avtually in a wrong house?

Who am i?

who who, who who.


are you as free as a bird now?

[KalaKuival]

Well if i could fly! then i'd be as free as a bird...

Where do flies sleep?

[uniltìrantokx]

in your nose.

Do you love me?

[Maras]

Yup. Right up your bubble butt.


May I be at your service?

[Skypeople]

Tuna fish sandwich.

Are you a robot in disguise?

[kaliko]

Me and Robocop often go golfing.

Do you like soda in your cheerios or do you prefer cottage cheese?

[KalaKuival]

Pfff, none lol

Where can one find wisdom?

[uniltìrantokx]

at the bottom of a bottle

how did you access this site?

[Sham]

cuz i am finnish

what would u do to na'vi if u were human?

[KalaKuival]

Get their DNA, mix with my DNA and make this, remotely controlled body, called Avatar.

Why do we need science?

[Sham]

haaa, omg :D word to word correct

that we could travel to pandora

if u know how to travel the speed of light, what u would do?

[KalaKuival]

Ayea, totally, time would stop for me. Foreever young, I wanna be, foreeever young!:D

If you would be as tall as a Na'vi, what would you do?

[Maras]

I'd buy a bigger bed.


Why not Paris?

[Sham]

frooom paris to berlin...

if u had a teleport machine, where would u teleport?

[KalaKuival]

To pandora, hello?

If you could stop time what would you do? (I mean stop for everyone else not you)

[Ethan]

everything

do you have a pet banana

[Sham]

yes, walking banana

if africa totally runs out of water, would u invite those inhabitats to finland so that they could eat our snow?

[KalaKuival]

What thehell have you been smoking down there? Well better to your country than mine eh?:D

Where do you get these funny questions?

[Sham]

i dont know, i know a lot of jokes like that :rotfl:

what books do u read?

[KalaKuival]

Serious ones.....and cool ones:cool: Ooh and of course the compulsary books..

When did you read your ffirst book?

[Sham]

when i was born

if u could stop time, what would u do?

[KalaKuival]

....Probably run around a bit...enjoy me life...:D

Who saved Willy?

[Sham]

i did

wie gehts?

[Anna]

Es geht gut.

could someone lend me their creativity?

[ElBartoME]

Sorry, but I sold mine.

Where's the cheddar?

[Navi's saviour]

Underneath my house.

I'm drinking coffee right know

[KalaKuival]

I find it hard to believe...

Where do i find the meaning of MY life?

[Sham]

in pandora ofc, but u cant go there cuz it isnt exist, Ain't dat a bitch! :nwink:

aint this a bitch?

[KalaKuival]

It is....I mean...It really is!xD

But...how can i build a space ship secretly and go there secretly somehow?

[Sham]

u start at your home and watch youtube videos how to create one..when u r done, u just fly there at night

where unobtanium can be used?

[KalaKuival]

Well...Furniture is probably buiilt from it...

How to rofl?

[Sham]

you have to lay on the floor and roll there, then you need just laugh hard :D

what do mean Lohikäärme in english?

[KalaKuival]

dragging some sleeves?:D

Why did you ask this kind of question?

[Sham]

cuz its a weird word for Dragon..in english from word to word its salmonsnake :D

where would you invest right now?

[sullyjakes14]

cuz its a weird word for Dragon..in english from word to word its salmonsnake :D

where would you invest right now?

in avatar is what im invested in...

where are u going..

[KalaKuival]

To sleep soon....

Have you done anything in your life more than 1 year and then quit it cuz it was pointless?

[Atokirina']

Unfortunately, yes.
Can I has Recon?

[KalaKuival]

yes, of course, like why not?:D

What's the difference between the woods and the forrest?

[Atokirina']

That Forest Gump (WTF?)
Do cows always look to the north?

[KalaKuival]

No, only when they fly...

How do you know that I'm not an Avatar controlled by Na'vi, but a human?

[TORUK-MAKTO]

Because when I signed up to be a pilot in a human avatar the other Na'vis told me I was the last one and you weren't among the others.

How many iguanas are there in Puerto Rico?

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/01/446.jpg

[KalaKuival]

More than in these forums :D (no offence anyone:D)

How to make you happy?

[Atokirina']

I usually don't do that or I'll go blnd.
Would you like to have a queue and tsahaylu with your pet?

[KalaKuival]

Lol! Only if i had a tsahaylu myself so i could connect with me pet and ride with it:D

How can you make yourself look like a Na'vi?

[Atokirina']

Some dark blueish oil (Sorry, didn't come up with creative answer)
If you where an Avatar what would you do first?

[TORUK-MAKTO]

I would go to the tree of souls, preferably at night.

Would you be willing to be Toruk Makto?

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/01/460.jpg

[Maras]

If I get all the chicks from the clan - hell yes.


Oral or anal?

[sullyjakes14]

how come 1+1=3

[Neytiri.]

how come 1+1=3

The correct anwser is Why doesn't it equal three.

Kicked in the balls/ball region, or punched in the face?

[KalaKuival]

Dodge the hit and try to calm one down....

How to dream?

[ElBartoME]

Just get a basketball and throw it hard against a wall.

Why is e^x so damn unintegrateable (is that a word? :P)?

[Palulukan]

Just get a basketball and throw it hard against a wall.

Why is e^x so damn unintegrateable (is that a word? :P)?

1/0! = 1/1 = 1.0000000000000000000000000
1/1! = 1/1 = 1.0000000000000000000000000
1/2! = 1/2 = 0.5000000000000000000000000
1/3! = 1/6 = 0.1666666666666666666666667
1/4! = 1/24 = 0.0416666666666666666666667
1/5! = 1/120 = 0.0083333333333333333333333
1/6! = 1/720 = 0.0013888888888888888888889
1/7! = 1/5040 = 0.0001984126984126984126984
1/8! = 1/40320 = 0.0000248015873015873015873
1/9! = 1/362880 = 0.0000027557319223985890653
1/10! = 1/3628800 = 0.0000002755731922398589065
1/11! = 0.0000000250521083854417188
1/12! = 0.0000000020876756987868099
1/13! = 0.0000000001605904383682161
1/14! = 0.0000000000114707455977297
1/15! = 0.0000000000007647163731820
1/16! = 0.0000000000000477947733239
1/17! = 0.0000000000000028114572543
1/18! = 0.0000000000000001561920697
1/19! = 0.0000000000000000082206352
1/20! = 0.0000000000000000004110318
1/21! = 0.0000000000000000000195729
1/22! = 0.0000000000000000000008897
1/23! = 0.0000000000000000000000387
1/24! = 0.0000000000000000000000016
1/25! = 0.0000000000000000000000001

What does it mean when your face falls off?

[KalaKuival]

It could mean that Jackson might not be dead at all....

Why do you play this game?

[Palulukan]

It could mean that Jackson might not be dead at all....

Why do you play this game?

The game where?!? <.< >.> the game cannot be won. It is always lurking around the corner ready for you to lose

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

[Anna]

Cheeseburger can has you

Would you rather live on a Tempur Pedic bed or in a big purple balloon?

[Atokirina']

Big purple balloon, for sure.
Pepsi or coke?

[KalaKuival]

Coke, pepsi has too much sugar in it:D

Why people lie?

[Kelsey]

You can't handle the truth!


Excuse me can you show me to Pandora?

[Quinden]

Sorry, I'm keeping that for myself! Only one of us may go there!

Anyone that could show me how the link between mind and Avatar works so I can copy it?

[Kelsey]

Yes you go down the left corridor and it's in the 3rd on the right side. Knock 9 times before you open the door.

Who is hiding under my bed?

[KalaKuival]

The evil Quaritch, run now, before he gets you!

what food is the best?

[Quinden]

Food that you share with someone you love.

Quaritch is standing looking at you as you wake up, whats your first reaction?

[KalaKuival]

Hehe! Am i really on Pandora?

How fast is the download and upload speed of the tsahaylu?

[Quinden]

It's faster than Sonic the hedgehog!

You woke up and could only speak Na'vi! Who would you contact first!

[KalaKuival]

Good friends from these forums, to teach me how to speak any human langage :rotfl:

Do you have plants or flowers at home?

[Kelsey]

Yes I did but I ated them :,(

How does a paranoid Cyclop sleep?

[Quinden]

They don't. All records speak for that they die due to lack of sleep. :(

How far would you go to achieve your goals?

[KalaKuival]

Unfortionaltu not very far....maybe some kilometers....

How does the mouse know that there is some cheese in the fridge?

[Sacred Tsahaylu]

It knows because it has the sixth sense to sense dead milk in said cheese

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

[Tihawnu]

Nacho Cheese!

You wake up to find yourself face to face with a Thanator what do you do?

[KalaKuival]

I'd finally realise that I'm Lucid Dreaming and i'd be happy, but probably run away...

How do I know that a chair is a chair and not a table?

[Quinden]

You don't as we know nothing about anything in this world.

Do you cry often?

[KalaKuival]

No i haven't cryed for years :(

How to learn to fly?

[Chanzo]

Get a pilot license.

How to make giant pizza?

[KalaKuival]

Very simple:D
YouTube - World Record Holder Works for Domino's Pizza

How to get over Avatar-addiction?

[Shatnerpossum]

Die.

How do I get that pilot's license?

[Anna]

Ask me really nicely and I mite just give it to you

Why have I spent the past two hours on these forums when I have a million things to do?

[Shatnerpossum]

Because you don't want to do those other things.

Why do I have this smiley :nsmile: ?

[uniltìrantokx]

because a frowny would sound stupid




can i haz cheezburger?

[Grif]

You can have a hamburger, no cheese.

.wat?

[Anna]

Perhaps

can you magically create an Avatar DVD for me?

[Maras]

Not until you wash your hands and brush your teeth, young lady!



Should I stick it in now?

[Khirzask]

That's what Norm said.


Do you like pineapple on pizza?

[TORUK-MAKTO]

No way!

What is the square root of the number of alligators in South Texas?

[MGCJerry]

No way!

What is the square root of the number of alligators in South Texas?

42

Since were talking about math... What is the sum of all fears?

[topgear]

the root of all evil

ever seen a honey badger before?

[navifox]

a.k.a. the most fearless animal on earth....hell yeah!

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

[TORUK-MAKTO]

Rhinophant

What do you do if your tail falls off?

[KalaKuival]

Be embarrased and hide it in my pocet to glue it back later....

What is the meaning of life for an Avatar fan?

[Palulukan]

to eat a shoe made of unobtanium

if a question questions a question is that question questioning the question or is it the question itself?

[TORUK-MAKTO]

The answer to that question can be found by multiplying the number of Geckos in Queensland by the number of Iguanas in Puerto Rico and dividing that number by the number of Salt Water Crocs in the Darwin metropolitan area.

How many rats per person live in New York City?

[guyguy]

it depends on the temperature in south africa
How can someone not understand simple magic trick?

[TORUK-MAKTO]

That one is easy:
Because they never learned how to turn a Colonel into a Na'vi with magic.

How much do 10,000 Woodsprites weigh?

[KalaKuival]

Probably a bit more than 9, 999 of them

How can i get all-mighty?

[TORUK-MAKTO]

By weightlifting and wrestling a couple hours a day.

What is the best thing to do if you find a dead colonel in an AMP suit on Pandora with 2 arrows sticking out of him?

[guyguy]

best thing to do is to remember what you have done on your 18th birthday
how many times can you write 42 before you get tired?

[Nicodem]

41.5 times
If you could, would you eat a whole pineapple?

[guyguy]

depend if it come from antartica
when was the last time you felt you where flying?

[Khirzask]

When the due dates for projects were rushing at me!

What is the square root of a cow?

[Walas00]

Two stomaches

Do you like PEANUTZ?

[Shatnerpossum]

No, but icanhascheezburger.

Where's mah bukkit?

[Anathema]

Probably in Orgrimmar

What would we do without gloves being invented?

[TORUK-MAKTO]

MJ would never have been a star then.

What would the world be without lawyers?

[Anathema]

Mc Donalds

what would you do if JC died during shooting the second avatar?

[KalaKuival]

Hope that at least G. Lukas or S. Speilberg will finish it and the movie would be as planned by Cameron...

What should i grow in my garden?

[guyguy]

because it will help someone in soviet russia
what is your problem?

[Fkeu'itan]

I need scissors! 61!

What is the opposite of opposite?

[Pandora_fan]

Michael Jackson.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

[Atokirina']

57, but who's counting?
Do you like to WORT?

[Fkeu'itan]

Only if touching a cyan porcupine is a crime punishable by death.

Anybody seen the melancholy bicycle recently?

[Anathema]

I ve seen the melancholy car.

How does Neytiri travel now long distances?

[Arthur]

> Via Pandora AirLines

> What is the last thing that went through Quatrich's head before he died?

[TORUK-MAKTO]

Crap! Now they are going to eat my eyes as Jujubes!

Have you ever eaten Jujubes?

[Gogo]

I order them on my Pinkberry

Who would win in a fight Quaritch or Rambo?

[TORUK-MAKTO]

Rambo because he treats his Uzi better than the Colonel treats his.

Have you ever slept with a lizard?

[guyguy]

i would if he had 8 legs
do you love lezards?

[Anathema]

no, i m not a racist

is there a cure of avatarism?

[TORUK-MAKTO]

The only cure is to go thru the Eye Of Eywa and become a Na'vi.

How many lizards does it take to make 1 t-rex?

[guyguy]

the answers to any # question is always 42
why does chuck is afraid of quaritch?

[Past Present Fortune]

Chuck is Quaritch!

Quaritch is no more, correct am I?

[TORUK-MAKTO]

No, he is still alive in the space station in orbit. During AVATAR he was piloting his Human avatar, which died at the end.


What dish is best served with Jujubes on the side?

[Pandora_fan]

Thanator steak.

Where exactly do all of those single socks lost in the laundry end up?

[TORUK-MAKTO]

They end up in a Black Hole at the center of the galaxy.

What does a Na'vi do if their tail falls off?

[guyguy]

he plug it back
but not near ninat
Why is quaritch training?