Zombies, Navi, and Brothers

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Zombies, Na'vi, and Brothers Introduction
The humans launch a surprise attack shortly after The Battle of Pandoara and send the Na'vi to earth. Jake, Grace and Norm had been bound to their avatars before the attack and are sent to live with the Na'vi on earth. After their arrival they realize earth is in the middle of a zombie invasion.


New Characters: Alex, Andy, David.

Biography of Alex:
Height: 5'5''
Weight: 180 pounds.
Age: 15
Decription: The oldest of the three. Alex loves channeling his rage through killing the creatures that killed his parents. An experienced electrician. The driver of the vehicles they come across. Not good at negotiating. Interested in the Na'vi. A walking forklift. Looks older than he is.
Weapons: Remington 870 pump action shotgun. M60 light machinegun. M-134 hand-held gatling gun. Combat knife. His fists.
Armor: Custom T51-b Power armor with spikes on the shoulders and a painting of a dragon across the chest.
Interests: Heavy metal music. Killing zombies. Sarcasm. Heavy weapons.
Pet peeves: People who talk too much. People who thank him too much for a favor. Zombies. David's fake laughing.


Biography of Andy
Height: 5'8''
Weight: 150 pounds.
Age: 13
Decription: Hard to irritate and very kind at heart. Brother to Alex. Even though he's younger than Alex, he leads them through most things. A very good mechanic. Despite the fact he is much nicer than Alex he loves shooting zombies. Finds the Na'vi interesting.
Weapons: Barret 50. sniper rifle. Colt 45. handgun. AK-47 assault rifle. Combat knife
Armor: Custom T51-b Power armor with army camo.
Interests: Heavy metal music. Sniping. Smart Alec remarks. Joking around. Playful teasing.
Pet Pevees: Paying attention for long periods of time. Alex taking to long killing a zombie. Alex constantly playing his music.

Biography of David
Height: 5'1'
Weight: 100 pounds
Age: 13
Decription: Even though he is the smallest of the three he shares his love for killing zombies with his brothers. He is a very good field medic for his age. Very quiet and shy. Does not care for the Na'vi.
Weapons: M4 assualt rifle. Kukri. Various medical supplies.
Armor: Custom T51-b Power armor with a painting of a caduceus.
Intrests: Country music. Being right. Smart Alec remarks and sarcasm.
Pet Peeves: People slandering God. Constant swearing.

These brothers travel across the country look for a permanent place to live but can't seem to find a place not overrun with zombies or people wanting to kill them. Alex drives them around in their "borrowed" military humvee.


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Zombies, Na'vi, and Brothers Part I



Alex is driving them down a road.
Alex: How you two holding up?
David: I'm fine.
Andy: I'm tired, sleepy, and hungry. Other than that I'm fine.
Alex: Well I can't fix that. Hopefully we'll come scross something soon. I'm not sleeping in here again.
Andy: You were so pissy that day.
David: Those poor zombies.
Alex: Come on. That was funny when I cut off one of their legs.
Andy: What's your definition of "funny"?
David: It was pretty funny. It tried to stand up.
Andy: Okay yea, it was pretty funny.
David: I'm tired.
Alex: Maybe some music will help.
Andy: No more Rob Zombie. You can listen to that on your time.
David: I like Rob, but dude you listen to him all the time.
Alex: I found something you guys might like.
He puts in a Cage the Elephant CD and plays "Ain't no Rest for the Wicked."
Andy: This is a good song. It's the song from Borderlands.
David: Yea. It is.
Alex: Look. A zombie. I'm gonna hit it.
He runs it over and laughs.
Andy: Reminds me of Borderlands.
David: Yea pretty much the same thing. Same song. Ran something over. Packing enough guns to blow a hole in the moon.
Andy: But there's only three of us.
David: There was three guys. One of them was an alien chick.
Andy: We're even simliar to them. I'm like Mordecai. David's like Roland. And Alex is like Brick.
Alex: All we need now is an alien chick. We'd be Borderlands in real life.
Andy: There's an exit coming. Take it.
Alex takes the exit and they see a small settlement in the distance.
David: Why are we stopping?
Alex: If we go driving in there. Every zombie or person probably gonna attack us. I'll go check it out. Switch on your wrist-coms. I'll take my shotgun.
Andy: I'll keep you in my scope.
David: Meds are ready.
Alex: Don't shoot if it's people. Only If I shoot k'?
Andy: Hold back? Who are you and what have you done with my real brother?
Alex: <Laughs> Well, unless you want to spend another night in the jeep...
Andy: All right.
Alex: I'll only shoot if they shoot first. God, I hope they shoot first.
David: He's fine Andy.
Alex walks to the center of the settlement and looks around.
David: <Over wrist-com> See anyone? Any zombies?
Alex: <Over wrist-com> No, it looks empty.
Na'vi jump out and surprise Alex.
Alex aims his shotgun at them and realizes they're twice his size.
Andy: Dude... Those ain't people or zombies.
David: What are they?
Andy: You're not gonna believe it but I think they're the Na'vi.
David: The over-grown cat people?
Andy: Yea.
Alex: <Laughs> Well, I know when I'm beat. I should've brought my minigun.
Eytukan: Who are you?
Alex: I'm Alex. Now listen. I have my brother over there with a sniper rifle. Try anything and he'll put a bullet in your head before you hear the shot.
Eytukan: Are you threatening us?
Alex: Not a threat. It's a warning.
Eytukan: Why are you here?
Alex: I didn't think anybody lived here. Sorry to bother you we'll be going.
Andy: <Over wrist-com> What happened?
Alex picks up his gun and heads back.
David: Were there cat people there?
Alex: The Na'vi? Yea. They were there.
Andy: Wow, your people skills are getting better. Usually you start a gun fight.
Alex: I got lucky. Let's find another place to sleep.
They try to start the humvee, but it doesn't start.
Andy: Lemme take a look.
Andy checks the engine.
David: Well?
Alex: Hurry up. I'm tired.
Andy: Well get comfortable. The radiator is broken, and the transmission is in pieces. We're not going anywhere.
Alex: Dammit!
David: So our jeep is broken?
Andy: I can fix the radiator, but the transmission is broken beyond repair.
Eytukan: Are they still there?
Tsu'tey: They have not left. They may be up to something.
Eytukan: Go find out what.
Tsu'tey goes over to them.
Alex: Well maybe we can walk somewhere.
David: In this armor? Dude, is your head on straight?
Tsu'tey: What are you still doing here?
Andy: You about gave a heart attack. Well, our jeep is broken and we can't fix it. We can't go anywhere till we get a new vehicle.
Tsu'tey goes back to Eytukan and tells him what they said.
Eytukan: Ask them if they wish to stay with us.
Tsu'tey: Let them live us?
Eytukan: Yes Tsu'tey. Go.
Tsu'tey goes back over to them.
Alex: Sooo any ideas?
Andy: Camp out here tonight?
David: Incoming cat-person.
Alex: You again? What?
Tsu'tey: I was told ask if you would live with us?
Andy: I guess. I'm outta ideas.
Alex: Sure. Sounds good.
David: Whatever.
They follow Tsu'tey back to the settlement.
Alex: Dude. This is cool.
Andy: We get a place to stay till we get a new car.
David: I don't like it.
Alex: David, we have to do things we don't like to survive on this hell-hole of a planet.
Andy: For once Alex is right. Besides that asked us to live with them. That was pretty nice of them.
David: I guess.
Eytukan: What are your names?
Andy: I'm Andy.
Alex: Alex.
David doesn't say anything.
Andy: That's David. He's shy.
Eytukan: What are those on your head?
Alex: Oh! Duh.
They take off their helmets.
Andy: Our armor.
Eytukan: You are warriors?
Alex: D*mn straight. We each do specific things. I'm heavy weapons. I make stuff go BOOM!
Andy: I'm the leader and team sniper. Long range head removal. I also fix things up.
David remains quiet.
Alex: Dude tell them what you do.
David: Okay. I'm the medic. I help them if they're hurt. Ya happy Alex?
Alex: Yes.
Eytukan: You look very young.
Andy: We are. Alex is the oldest. Not by much though. Our parents were killed by the zombies.
Eytukan: What are "zombies?"
Alex: Looks kinda like a human. But with glowing red eyes and blood around their mouth. Seen em?
Eytukan: We thought they were insane.
Alex: They're not human anymore. We had to kill them before they killed us. Did a pretty good job too.
Eytukan shows them around and introduces them to the tribe.



End Part I

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Zombies, Na'vi, and Brothers Part II



After Eytukan shows them around he shows them a house where they could live.
David: They're giving us a house?
Andy: Awesome.
Alex: Let's check it out.
They go inside and look around.
David: It's a dump.
Andy: Me and Alex could fix it up. Alex, you fix the wiring. I'll see If I can get a generator.
David: What about me? Can I help?
Andy: Well, I don't think you know much about mechanics or wiring. You're a medic, go see if some of them are hurt and patch em up.
David: But, I don't know them.
Andy: Build trust with them. They might be bugger than us but their body looks pretty much the same.
David: Fine. I'll go see what I can do
Alex: We might need to salvage some parts from the jeep. These wires are pretty jacked up.
Andy: I can't find a generator.
Alex: These wires lead to the roof. Maybe it's in the attic.
Andy: Okay.
They go into the attic and look around.
Alex: They lead to the roof. Maybe they're solar powered houses.
They climb to the roof.
Andy: Yea. They look like they're in good condition.
Alex: I'll go fix the wiring.
Andy: I'll go see If the other houses are working.
Alex fixes the wiring and the house gets electricity. David is helping the injured Na'vi, and Andy fixes the solar panels. They meet inside the house.
Andy: Did you fix the wires?
Alex: Sure did. House gets power now.
David: I helped them. Most of it was scrapes and bruises but other than that It went good.
Andy: Only a handful needed fixing. The houses worked like a charm. The Na'vi seemed pretty happy about it.
Alex: Sweet, lets get the jeep over here. Unload our stuff.
David: I thought we were only gonna stay here until the jeep was fixed.
Andy: No chance. The jeep needs a new transmission. I didn't see any cars so we're not going anywhere.
Alex: Besides. The Na'vi like us. We have it good. So quit complaining.
They go to out their jeep.
David: How do we move it?
Andy: Easy. You steer. We push.
David: How?
Andy: Transmission is out. It's what changes gears in the jeep. Without it we can push.
David: Why am I steering?
Alex: Because me and Andy are stronger than you.
David: Alright.
They push the jeep to their house and start unloading.
Andy: Everyone is responsible for their own stuff.
Alex: My guns and ammo.
David: My meds.
Andy: Okay.
They unload and each get their own room. And a few minutes later they here a knock at the door.
Andy: Alex get the door.
Alex answers the door and sees Neytiri.
Alex: Come on in. You're... Neytiri, right?
Neytiri: Yes. My father told me to come help you.
Andy: Well, we're good. Feel free to hang around. Alex is in his room and I'm here. David is... Somewhere. Alex!
Alex: What?
Andy: What are you doing?
Alex: Maintenance!
Andy: Alex is fixing his stuff. I'm going to do the same.
Neytiri goes into Alex's room and finds him messing with his minigun.
Alex: Hey.
Neytiri: What is that?
Alex: My weapon.
Neytiri: It does not look the weapons I have seen.
Alex: It's a good weapon. You don't want to be on the business end. Trust me.
Neytiri: How does it work?
Alex: Well, it's not loaded but <Pushes a button on the handle and the gun spins up> The barrel spins and lots of bullets come out.
Neytiri: That is a strange weapon.
Alex: Weird, yes. Effective, very. Now I have some work to do. Please do not disturb.
Andy: He said please.
Neytiri: Is that a weapon?
Andy: <Holding his AK-47> Yea. It's really old. This kind of weapon has killed more people than any other weapon in the world. Easy to make and maintain.
Neytiri: Why do you have these weapons?
Andy: Zombies ain't gonna kill themselves.
Neytiri: What are zombies?
Andy: Have you ever killed a human that didn't have a weapon, ran weird and had blood around it mouth?
Neytiri: Yes.
Andy: Thats a zombie. They're humans but they're... Sick.
Neytiri: A diease?
Andy: Right.
Neytiri: Can you cure them?
Andy: Yea. <Cocks his gun> This is the cure.
David: Bullets are the cure. Lots of bullets.
Andy: Right.
Neytiri: Is there another cure?
Andy: Yea. But Alex usually does the other cure.
Alex: <Yelling> I'm busy!
David: Alex can "cure" zombies with almost anything. Rocks, sticks, pipes, his hands.
Neytiri: How does he cure them?
David: You have to ask him.
Andy: Alex is one cup short of crazy. Nice guy. But pissing him off is a bad idea.
David: Definitely. Last time someone pissed him off. It wasnt pretty.
Andy: I've never seen someone use a frisbee in that way before.
David shudders.
Andy: Or use a baseball like that.
Neytiri: What did he do?
Andy: Things you can only imagine. He could give Freddy Kruger lessons in fear.
David: But if he's your friend. Be thankful. You don't want him as an enemy.
Andy: I'm bigger than he his and he could rip me in half in a second. But he's my brother. We want the same thing.
Neytiri: What?
David: To kill every single zombie we see.
Neytiri: Why?
Andy: Mom and Dad... Were eaten by zombies.
Neytiri: Oh.
David: It sucks. No parents.
Alex: I heard you talking about me.
Andy: We were.
Alex: Don't care.
David: I have to know... Why do you like make the zombies look stupid before you kill them?
Alex: My motto. Wanna hear it?
Andy: You have a motto? What is it?
Alex: Humiliate, mutilate, obliterate.
David: Catchy.
Alex: Thanks. I'm going to sleep. See you guys in the morning.
David: He's right. Haven't had a good sleep in weeks.
Andy: Good night... What was your name again?
Neytiri: Neytiri.
Andy: Neytiri. Got it. Good night.
They go to sleep.



End Part II

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Zombies, Na'vi, and Brothers Part III



The next morning when David and Andy wake up they can't find Alex.
David: Where do you think he is?
Andy: I don't know, but I'm worried.
David: About Alex? I'm sure he's fine.
Andy: I'm not scared for Alex. He took his mingun with him. I'm scared for anyone who'll find him.
David: I hate to do this but maybe one of Na'vi saw him.
Andy: What's wrong with the Na'vi? They're really nice to us. Still don't know why they're on our planet.
David: Me neither. But that's whats wrong. They're too nice.
Andy: You're being paranoid. They wouldn't hurt us. We never did anything to them.
David: I still don't like them.
Andy: Whatever. Let's ask them if they've seen him.
They ask around to see if anyone has seen Alex and don't have any luck finding him.
David: Great! Our psycho older brother is armed with one of the most powerful weapons ever designed and is as armored as a tank. And he's lost!
Andy: Dude, relax. I'm sure he'll be back.
David: Alright. I hope so.
A few hours later they see a helicopter in the sky.
Andy: Air traffic? Hopefully they'll leave us alone.
They realize that its landing.
Andy: David get your M4. Just incase.
The Na'vi, Andy, and David aim they're weapons at the helicopter. It lands and Alex walks out. Neytiri accidentally shoots an arrow at him and misses.
Alex: Is that how you say "Welcome home" in Na'vi?
Neytiri: No. I am sorry.
Andy: Where did you find that!?
David: Yea man. Where were you?
Alex: I couldn't sleep so I went for a walk, got lost, found a military airport, killed zombies, went to the bathroom, found this helicopter, learned how to fly it, and made my way back here. Oh, I brought gifts!
David: Gifts? Like what?
Alex: Ammo, med supplies, and a few guns.
Andy: That it?
Alex: All I could carry on the chopper. I'm going back. Anyone want to come with?
David: Sure.
Andy: Sounds like a good idea.
Alex: You want to come Neytiri?
Neytiri: You want me to come with you?
Alex: If you want to.
Neytiri: I would like to come.
Jake: Hey. Can I come?
Alex: I don't care. Get in the chopper. I'll unload the stuff and you guys get in.
He unloads the supplies and Eytukan stops him.
Eytukan: Keep my daughter safe.
Alex: Neytiri is your daughter?! Don't worry. I'll keep her safe. We'll be back before the end of the day.
Eytukan: Please keep her safe.
Alex: I will, don't worry.
He heads back to the helicopter.
David: You sure you can fly this thing?
Alex: I got it here didn't I? Neytiri you want to be the gunner?
Neytiri: What is a gunner?
Alex: The person who uses the gun. You want to do it?
Neytiri: I do not know how.
Alex: It's easy. I'll show you.
He pulls the side gun to the helicopter.
Neytiri: It looks like your weapon.
Alex: It's a little different though. You put your hands here to aim it. When you see somthing you want obliterated push these two buttons. The left one makes it spin up and one on the right makes it fire. It needs to spin up before it can shoot keep that in mind.
Neytiri: You are sure I can do this?
Alex: You didn't have a problem almost taking my head off with an arrow. You'll be good at this trust me. You got it in you.
Neytiri: What?
Alex: I'll tell you later. Let's go.
He starts up the helicopter and starts flying to the airport.
Jake: So that guy is your brother?
Andy: Yea. Bit loopy in the head. But without him we'd be screwed.
David: He's what I call a psycopath. Don't know if you know what that is.
Jake tells them the story of what happened on Pandora.
Andy: So that's how you ended up here. So your like a human in a Na'vi body?
Jake: Right.
Alex: <Over Radio> If you look to our right you'll see a horde of zombies. Neytiri use the gun. Hold on, I want to see this.
He puts the helicopter in hover and goes over to Neytiri.
Neytiri: Do I kill them? Are they human?
Alex: No. They're not. They will kill you if they get the chance. Open fire! Load em' up!Blitzkrieg! Fire! Show no mercy!
Neytiri spins up the minigun.
Alex: Great now that its spooled up. Push the right button.
She pushes it and starts shooting the zombies.
Alex: Aim Neytiri.
She kills most of the zombies and lets go of the minigun.
Andy: She looks spooked.
David: Probably not used to killing like that.
Alex: I remember my first kill. Loved it. Wanted more.
Andy: Dude she's not like you. You okay?
Neytiri: Yes.
Andy: You sure?
Neytiri: Yes, I am sure.
Alex flies them to the airport and lands.
David: What's with all the dead zombies?
Alex: I killed em'.
Andy: There are three of them impaled on the cannon of a tank. Care to explain?
Alex: Zombie kills of the week. I forgot to mention I found a tank, right?
Jake: Wow. You killed all of these zombies?
Alex: D*mn right I did.
David: How did you learn how to fly the heli?
Alex: It's easy, all you do is grab the controls and go: <Hums Ride of the Valkyries.>
Andy: Seriously, how did you?
Alex: They had a book. I skimmed through it. I'm gonna fly a plane tomorrow.
David: You're gonna crash.
Alex: No I'm not.
David: Betcha you will.
Alex: I learned how to fly this. I can fly a plane.
Neytiri: What is a plane?
Alex: Kinda like the helicopter but much faster.
David: Show us around man.
Alex shows them around the airport.



End Part III

[Druless]

Sorry to reply when your story isn't finished, but I've just got to say this. Neytiri on a helicopter mounted mini-gun? HOT!!!!!!!!!!!(faints)

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I don't mind you posting. I imagined that would spark somebody's imagination.

[Druless]

You were right about that!!:D

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Zombies, Na'vi, and Brothers Part IV



Alex shows them around and realizes it getting late and tells them it's time to go back home.
Andy: Already? Man this place rocks. I don't want to go back. Electricity, guns, running water. This place has it all.
David: Do we have to?
Alex: I promised Eytukan I would be back before the end of the day.
Andy: Well you've never broken a promise.
David: Fine.
Jake: You made a deal with Eytukan?
Alex: You ask stupid questions? Big surprise.
Jake: It wasn't stupid.
Alex: Depends on your point of view. In mine it was stupid.
David: Alex and his logic. He may be crazy but he has good logic.
Jake: Right...
Alex: Hey Neytiri, you alright? You haven't said much since this morning.
Neytiri: Yes.
They go to the helicopter and Alex starts flything them back home. Neytiri goes into the cockpit.
Alex: Neytiri? Mind if I ask why you're up here?
Neytiri: About the creatures we killed.
Alex: Zombies? What about them? They're nothing but animals. Animals that only kill. They need to be put down. It's like... How can I put this in a way you'll understand... Hunting.
Neytiri: Hunting?
Alex: Right. Hunting.
Neytiri: I see.
Alex: Glad you understand. We're almost home.
Neytiri: Why do you enjoy killing them?
Alex: I don't know. I like hunting. Hunting with a big gun.
Neytiri: How can a child enjoy such a thing?
Alex: I've always loved action.
Neytiri: Your brothers do not seem like they enjoy it as much as you do.
Alex: They like watching me do it.
David: Hey! Are we there yet?
Alex: Yes! Yeesh, we're landing now.
Andy: What's with you?
Alex: What?
Andy: You've been hanging out with Neytiri. That's not like you to talk to people. Let alone a girl
Alex: I dunno. Puberty?
David: Yea probably. Your testosterone levels are more than likely through the room.
Andy: His blood is probably half blood half testosterone.
Alex: Can we talk like I'm here?
David: Sorry.
Andy: We going back to the airport tomorrow?
Alex: Yea. They have an A-10. I'm gonna fly that thing tomorrow.
Andy: The gun is so big the plane is the accessory.
David: I've heard.
Alex: I'm going to sleep.
Andy: Don't sneak off like last night okay?
Alex: No promises!
David: Alex is acting weird.
Andy: Alex is weird.
David: I don't think hormones would cause a change in behavior. Alex always sleep like a rock. He never gets up before nine o'clock. Now, he can't sleep.
Andy: Should we care?
David: Keep an eye out.
Andy: For what? Alex'd never hurt us. I hope so anyways.
David: I think it's the Na'vi.
Andy: You and your paranoia. The Na'vi have nothing to do with this.
David: It's not them. Think back. Who was nice to Alex other than us and Mom and Dad?
Andy: I can't remember.
David: Exactly. He is not quite sure he trusts the Na'vi. So he makes himself appear dangerous so he can make a decision.
Andy: But Alex is dangerous.
David: Either that or he just wants to impress them.
Andy: I'm leaning toward the second one. Nothing wrong with a kid trying to make friends. Especially him. It'll probably stop him from going insane in the future.
David: Good point. No telling what'll happen once this is over. Alex loves killing zombies.
Andy: We do it to survive. He does it for sport. Nothing wrong with it.
David: But what's he gonna do if the military clean it up? He's already twisted.
Andy: Dude Alex is alot of thing but he's not twisted.
David: He sodomized someone with a baseball. If that's not twisted I don't know what is.
Andy: Keep that to yourself. He and Neytiri get along so I'm not complaining. Last thing I want is him pissed because you can't keep your mouth shut.
David: Alright. I won't mention anything to him.
Andy: Why's Alex's light still on? I thought he went to sleep.
They go inside the house and find Alex's door locked.
Andy: Alex? You okay?
Alex: Yea. Why?
David: We thought you were going to sleep.
Alex: Things change.
Andy looks under the door and see four shadows of feet.
Andy: Who's in there with you?
Alex doesn't answer.
David: Watch this.
He pulls a bobby pin out of his pocket. He picks the lock
Andy: If we go in there and he kills us, I'm never talking to you again.
David: Okay...
They open the door and see Alex and Neytiri.
Andy: Uhhhh.
Alex: I need a dead bolt on that thing.
David: What're you two doing?
Alex: Talking.
Andy: About...
Neytiri: Zombies.
Andy: Seriously?
Alex: Yea. She was interested on how we hunt them. So, I'm telling her.
David: Okay... That doesn't sound suspicious at all.
Alex: Dude. I'm serious.
Andy: So you two are talking about killing zombies inside Alex's locked room?
Alex: You know exactly what's going on and you keep asking questions.
David: Alright. Sorry I picked the lock on your door.
Alex: Had you been someone else I would've shot you.
David: That's comforting...
A few minutes later Neytiri leaves and Alex goes to sleep.
David: You think he was lying?
Andy: Alex isn't much of a liar. And if they were just talking about killing zombies... Then we have nothing to worry about.
David: Then I can sleep easy.



End Part IV

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Zombies, Na'vi, and Brothers Part V




Andy and David wake up the next morning and see Alex working on the helicopter.
David: Alex? What are you doing?
Alex: Fixin' this hunk'a junk up. The wires need fixing. Big time.
Andy: At seven in the morning.
Alex: I got up early.
David: You? Get up early? Did someone hit you over the head? You never get up before nine.
Alex: I can change.
Andy: It's not like you.
Alex: Wanna know what that sound is?
David: What sound?
Alex: The sound of no one caring.
Andy: Well you're still... You.
Alex: One of a kind.
David: Let's go to the airport.
Alex: Once Neytiri gets up I'll ask her and anyone else who wants to come. Then we'll go.
David: Do we have to?
Alex: You want to go to the airport so bad? You can walk. I'm not leaving till I'm ready.
David: Do you have to bring the smurfs?
Andy: Dude. He's the only one who knows how to fly the chopper. Deal with it.
David: Fine.
They wait a few hours and Eytukan, Tsu'tey, Jake, and Neytiri go with them.
David goes to the front and sits in the seat next to Alex.
Alex: Why?
David: I don't like hanging out with the smurfs.
Alex: What's your problem? The Na'vi are awesome.
David: They're making you act weird.
Alex: <Laughs> Man you're thirteen. You'll be hittin' puberty soon. You'll get all these feelings. You will actually want to talk to girls.
David: Like you and Neytiri?
Alex: Right.
David: I don't like them. Period.
Alex: Man relax. I've cooled off alot since we've been here. Oh! We're here!
they land and Alex goes straight to the hanger.
David: Oh right, Alex wants to fly a plane.
Andy: This should be good.
Eytukan: What is a plane?
Andy: I'll show you.
Andy takes them to the hanger.
Andy: That's a plane.
He points at the A-10 Alex is sitting in.
Tsu'tey: That can fly?
David: It's one of the slowest planes ever made. But yes, it flies.
Tsu'tey: Our irkan are faster.
Andy: A what?
Tsu'tey: A creature we use to fly.
David: No creature goes over three-hundred miles per hour. Flying one of those things is intense. Requires alot of training.
Alex: Unless you're me. I made it so I can fly it solo and use the guns. I really wanna see what the vulcan is really capable of.
Andy: Total annihilation of what your shooting at.
Alex: I heard Tsu'tey say flying something is faster. I tore out the co-pilot controls. There's room for him. He's coming with me.
Tsu'tey: No. I am not.
Eytukan: Yes. He will go with you.
Alex: Great! Get over here. Gotta strap you in and get a helmet for you.
Tsu'tey: What for?
Alex: Unless you want to be thrown around the plane like a ragdoll I have to strap you in. And unless you don't like breathing you need a helmet. Got that?
Tsu'tey: This is stupid.
Alex: No, it's not. It'll keep you alive.
Alex climbs in to the cockpit and sits in the pilots seat.
Tsu'tey: How do I get in?
Alex: It's not rocket science. Climb in. You're tall, it shouldn't be a problem.
Tsu'tey climbs in and sits behind Alex. Alex puts a helmet and air mask on him and straps him in and does the same for himself.
Tsu'tey: What do I do?
Alex: Enjoy the ride.
Alex starts the engines and goes onto the runway. he goes to one end, flips a few switches, and begins to take off.
Alex: Here comes the fun part!
He pulls up and the plane lifts off of the ground. He climbs the plane to a reasonable altitude and levels it out.
Alex: Look out the window. See how high we are?
Tsu'tey: I can do this on my ikran.
Alex: Okay then. What about this?
He turns the plane upside down.
Alex: Can it do this?! Or what about this?
He does several barrel rolls with the plane.
Tsu'tey: N-N-No.
Alex: Thought so. What about a dive bomb? Ever done that?
Tsu'tey: What is that?
Alex: This!
He makes the plane go straight down.
David: What is he doing?
Andy: Looks like a dive bomb. See he's pulling out of it now.
Eytukan: Alex seems very skilled with that machine.
David: Yea I never knew he knew how to fly a plane. Hope he knows how to land.
Andy: Looks like he's coming in for a landing now.
Alex lands the plane and drives it back into the hanger. He opens the cockpit and unbuckles Tsu'tey. Tsu'tey rips off his helmet and mask and falls on the floor.
Alex: Come on. That was awesome.
Eytukan: What do you do to him?
Alex: Nothing. I never touched him. He's probably not used to doing that.
Tsu'tey tries to stand but falls over.
Jake: Wow. You okay?
Tsu'tey: Yes!
Jake: Okay. I was just asking.
Neytiri: What happened Tsu'tey?
Tsu'tey: He is insane! <Points at Alex.> I have never felt like that before...
David: It's called adrenaline. Your body hasn't experienced pressure like that. It need time to get used to it. Alex loves danger. Though he probably doesn't think what he does is dangerous.
Alex: I admit it. I'm an adrenaline junkie. I crave danger. And bloodshed. About half and half.
Andy: You know you're crazy, right?
Alex: Yea... Who else wants a ride?
Neytiri: I want to try.
Alex: Alright.
He helps her get set and and takes off with her.
Eytukan: I hope he does not hurt my daughter.
Andy: Nah. She'll be fine. Maybe a little spooked but she'll be fine.
After a few minutes of doing the same stunts he did with Tsu'tey, he lands and they get out.
Eytukan: Are you okay?
Neytiri: That... Was... Incredible!
Alex: Glad you liked it. She handled much better than Tsu'tey.
Neytiri: Are there machines that go faster?
Alex: That was the slowest one we had. There is the F-16. The Harrier. The... Oh... My God... Is that what I think it is?!
He runs over to a black plane.
Alex: Holy poptarts in a pencil sharpener. It is!
David: What is it?
Alex: This is the SR-71 Blackbird. Goes over twice the speed of sound!
Neytiri: It is fast?
Alex: Fastest one in the world! But it looks like it needs some work. Andy! Help me get this feat of engineering working!
They work on the Blackbird for the rest of the day



End Part V

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Zombies, Na'vi, and Brothers Part VI



By the time they finish working on the Blackbird they it gets dark.
Eytukan: We need to go home.
Andy: We just finished. Alex? Alex? Alex!
They looks around and find him sleeping in the cockpit.
David: Awww. He looks less like a crazy psychopath when he's sleeping.
Andy: Oh Alex. Alex. WAKE UP GOLDILOCKS!
Alex: Who, what, oh it's you two.
Andy: Fly us home.
Alex: I shouldn't fly tired.
David: Good idea. Let's stay here.
Alex: I said I shouldn't I never said I won't.
Andy: Can you fly the chopper?
Alex: Course I can.
They load up on the helicopter and Alex flies them home. When they get there they find Mo'at waiting for them.
Alex: Hello. Sorry we're late. Got carried away with a plane.
Eytukan: They have machines that make them fly much faster than our ikrans. Alex is a very skilled... What do you call your people that fly those machines?
Andy: A pilot. There are two ranks: Pilot and Ace. An Ace shoots down at least five planes. Alex could be an Ace if he wanted to.
Alex: I could. But there's nn one to shoot down. By the Way I took Neytiri and Tsu'tey for flight. Tsu'tey... Didn't take it so well. Neytiri really enjoyed it though.
Neytiri: Yes, we must do it again.
Alex: Don't worry. We will. I'm smoked, see you guys in the morning.
Mo'at: The one they call Alex is... Different than his brothers.
Eytukan: Yes. He is different. He is a very good warrior. He has no fear. His brothers say he does not fear death.
Andy: He would get into a fight with Death just for fun. Good guy. He's alot more friendly and I have to thank you for that.
Mo'at: He was different?
Andy: You wouldn't believe. He once killed someone for looking at him. But he changed. He's somewhat less dangerous and more pleasant to be around.
Eytukan: How many of those creature has your brother killed?
Andy: More than you would see in you entire life. Half with his gun. The other half by... hitting them, stabbing them, crushing them... If it could kill a zombie he kills one with it.
Mo'at: What changed him?
Andy: I think it was Neytiri more than anything. He's talked more with her than anyone else here.
Mo'at: I see.
Andy: Good. I'm going to sleep.
The next morning they go back to the airport.
Andy: Alex, I just check the Blackbird. It needs some more work. I'll fix it.
Alex: Forget that for right now. I just remembered something!
Alex runs into the base.
David: What was that about?
Andy: I don't know.
Neytiri: Where is Alex?
Andy: He ran inside. Said he remembered something.
A few minutes later Alex comes back out with several boxes.
Andy: What's in those boxes?
Alex: Come outside and find out.
They follow him and he opens the boxes.
Andy: Grenades? RPG parts? RPG rounds? Nice find.
Alex: I declare this day Explosive Day! Everyone grab a grenade!
Everyone grabs a grenade except Tsu'tey, Eytukan, and Neytiri.
David: Comeon. Grab a grenade.
Neytiri picks one up. Alex pulls the pin on his and throws it. It explodes.
Alex: What are you guys waiting for?! Heave!
Neytiri: How do these devices work?
Alex: It's very easy. See this? <Points at the pin>
Neytiri: Yes.
Alex: Tsu'tey, you getting this?
Tsu'tey: Yes.
Alex: All you do is pulls this out and THROW! Try. Put the grenade in your right hand and pull the pin with your left hand.
Neytiri pulls the pin and throws it and watches it explode.
Andy: Where did you find these?
Alex: The armory. Tsu'tey you try.
Tsu'tey: I do not wish to use your weapons.
Eytukan: Tsu'tey, They are not using them to kill. Do what Alex says.
Alex: This is for fun. Neytiri seems to like it.
They watch as she throws another grenade.
Andy: See? It's fun. Try it.
Tsu'tey: No.
David: Don't be a party pooper. Toss a grenade and be somebody.
Alex: I think I have something Tsu'tey might like more.
Tsu'tey: What?
Alex goes through another box and put an RPG together. And pulls a round out of another box and puts it in. He gives it to Tsu'tey.
Alex: Aim down there and pull the trigger.
Tsu'tey fires the rocket and it explodes on the range. He throws it on the ground and goes back into the helicopter?
Alex: He acts like I sh*t in his cereal.
Eytukan: It is not you. He is not very fond of your people.
Alex: I'm not fond of my people. Can't blame him. Neytiri want to try the RPG?
Neytiri: What is that?
Alex: The thing Tsu'tey just used.
Neytiri: Yes.
Alex reloads the RPG and gives it to Neytiri.
David pulls Andy away.
David: Dude, Alex is teaching them how to use explosives!
Andy: And this bothers you because... Oh right, your paranoia issue.
David: Why is he doing that?!
Andy: Dude chill. Alex probably doesn't know what they like. So he's showing them things he likes. He's just being nice. Heh, come to think of it Alex has been nicer to them than you have. Wow.
David: Shut up! I. Don't. Like. Them.
Andy: Well I don't plan on going anywhere. And Alex certainly isn't going anywhere anytime soon. You need to trust them. That's your problem your always so freakin' paranoid about everything! At least Alex doesn't sleep with a friggin' nightlight, and have a gun within arms reach at all times.
David goes back into the helicopter.
Alex: What was that all about?
Andy: David being stupid again.
Alex: You're surprised?
Andy: She handles that thing pretty good.
Alex: Like a natural.
Andy: You guys have fun I'm going to working on the Blackbird.
Neytiri: So your people use weapons for enjoyment?
Alex: Yea. I love just shooting off a rocket in the middle of nowhere.
Neytiri: You have taught me how to use your weapons. Why?
Alex: It's the only thing I do really well. Well that and kill zombies. But there are no zombies.
Jake: Hello. I'm right here.
Alex: Good for you.
Jake: What other stuff is in there?
Alex: I dunno.
Neytiri: Thank you for teaching me.
Alex: It was my pleasure.
They continue messing around with the weapons until it gets dark.
Andy: Well I think It's ready to fly. Lets head home for the night.
Alex flies them back home and they go to sleep.



End Part VI

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Zombies, Na'vi, and Brothers Part VII



The next morning Alex flies them back to the airport.
Alex: Is the Blackbird ready?
Andy: Sure is.
Alex: I'm gonna take it for test flight you in?
Andy: You know how fast that thing goes. No way.
Alex: It gets lonely at eighty thousand feet.
Neytiri: I will go with you.
Alex: Are you sure? It isn't like the other one.
Neytiri: Yes.
Alex: Alright. Lets go.
Alex gets Neytiri ready to go and starts the Blackbird. He takes off and climbs up to eighty thousand feet.
Alex: Wow... Look at that view. Thats what earth looks like.
Neytiri: It is beautiful.
Alex: Looks better up here if you ask me. D*mn Andy knows how to fix a plane.
Neytiri: your brother is very good at what he does.
Alex: Andy is one of the best mechanics I've ever seen. He can fix almost anything.
Neytiri: What about your other brother?
Alex: David. He's... Weird. Not exactly looking for new friends. For some idiotic reason he doesn't like you guys.
Neytiri: Do you know why?
Alex: I wish. Lets head back.
He lowers down and two jets fly next to him.
Pilot#1: Unidentified aircraft, indentify yourself imediately.
Alex: That's a bit redundant.
Pilot#2: Screw this blow him outta the sky.
Alex: F*ck you! Bring it *ssholes!
One of the pilots flies infront of him and the other one behind them. Alex turns off his thrusters. The pilot behind him fires a missle, Alex pulls down and the missle hits the pilot infront of him destroying his plane.
Pilot: How did you do that?
Alex: Oh ho ho. Lucky for you I don't have any weapons. How about a game a chicken?
Pilot: Wait? Chicken? In planes? You'll get us both killed!
Alex: Naww this plane was made to resist extreme forces.
Neytiri: I have heard that voice before.
Alex: The person talking on the radio?
Neytiri: Yes. Her name is Trudy?
Alex: Hey! What's your name?
Trudy: Trudy.
Alex: You know someone named Neytiri?
Trudy: It's been awhile since I heard that name.
Alex: Was she a Na'vi?
Trudy: Yea... Why?
Alex: Cause there's a Na'vi in my plane named Neytiri.
Trudy: No way!
Alex: Yea and the rest of the Na'vi live not to far from here.
Trudy: Lead the way.
Alex: You're coming? Okay...
Alex leads Trudy back to the airport.
Andy: What happened?! I saw an explosion!
Alex: A dogfight happened. There was two people trying to kill me. I got one of them.
Andy: You killed a trained pilot, in an unarmed plane?
Alex: Yea. Turns out Neytiri knew the other pilot.
Andy: Wait what?
Alex: Weird huh? Neytiri said her name was Trudy. She should be landing any second.
David: How did you kill the other dude?
Alex: Trudy launched a missle at me. I turned off my thrusters and the missle locked on to the plane infront and blew it up.
David: That takes skill man.
Trudy lands her plane and gets out.
Jake: Trudy? I haven't seen her since Pandora.
Trudy: D*mn you weren't lying. Nice flying kid. Never seen someone do that before.
Alex: Thanks. I aim to please.
Trudy: Jake's here. What about Grace and Norm?
Alex: Who and who?
Andy: We'll have to go back and find out. I don't remember meeting anybody named Norm or Grace.
Alex: Get to the choppa!
David: You couldn't resist could you?
Alex: Nope. Everybody ready?
Trudy: You can fly a heli too?
Alex: Yes... I can shoot zombies too.
Trudy: If you fly a chopper the same way you fly a plane. Heh. I don't know.
Alex: I fly pretty straight. You any good with a minigun?
Trudy: I don't shoot, I fly.
Alex: I do both. Unfortuneatly I'm the only one who knows how to fly this thing.
Trudy: This thing is an antique. You sure it'll fly?
Andy: We've done this before. Sit back and let him fly it.
Alex flies them back to the village.
Trudy: Wow. You live here?
Andy: We've been here about a week.
Trudy: There's Norm.
Andy: Have fun. Hurt anyone and I'll have Alex rip you apart.
Trudy: I don't doubt it. He wanted to play "Chicken" with our planes.
Alex: It would've been fun. Till one of us y'know dies.
Trudy: I'm leaving.
Jake: You almost got into a dogfight with Trudy? She's one of the best pilots I've ever seen. You're crazy and skilled.
Alex: That would've been cool to watch. I'm going to find this person named "Grace."
Meanwhile at another airport about twenty miles south of the village.
Quartich: What the hell just happened?!
Soldier: I don't know sir.
Quartich: I'll tell you what happened. Somebody in an unarmed plane took out two of my best pilots! How the f*ck does that happen!?
Soldier: He's a good pilot?
Quartich: Nobody is that good. Were you able to track the plane?
Soldier: Yes sir. To another airport not to far from here.
Quartich: Remind me to pay a visit to that airport. I want to meet this guy in person.
Meanwhile back at the village.
Alex: So you're Grace.
Grace: You're the kid everyone keeps talking about.
Alex: What are they saying?
Grace: Psycho, warrior, strange. The list goes on.
Alex: How long is the list?
Grace: About a mile.
Alex: An insult! It should be at least two.
Grace: You don't care what people call you?
Alex: Not really.
Grace: I've heard you killed zombies with a minigun.
Alex: You heard correct. I'm Alex by the way.
Grace: You're like Quartich with a brain.
Alex: Who?
Grace: A jarhead I used to work with.
Alex: Huh. Oh crap! I left my helmet at the airport! I'll be right back!
Grace: But with a smaller attention span.
Alex takes the helicopter and flies back to the airport.
Daivd: Where's Alex going?
Andy: Dunno. But he took off in a hurry.
Grace: Hey you two know that kid?
Andy: He's our brother.
David: Lucky us.
Grace: Well he said he left his helmet at the airport.
Andy: Oh okay. For a second I thought he was going to blow something up.
Grace: Why would you think that?
Andy: When you've known him as long as we have you'll see. He should be back soon.




End Part VII

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Zombies, Na'vi, and Brothers Part VIII



Alex flies to the airport and goes inside to find his helmet.
Alex: Where did I leave it? Oh right, I left it in the bathroom when I was shaving. I need to stop talking to myself.
He goes back into the bathroom and finds his helmet.
Alex: There you are! Time to go home.
He puts on his helmet walks down a different hallway than the one he came into. As he walks down it the hallway collapes and he falls in.
Alex: What the hell!
He looks and sees a tunnel and decides to follow it. He walks through the tunnel and find a large well lit cavern.
Alex: Well this isn't you see everyday.
???: No, it isn't.
Alex: Who said that?
???: Me.
A one-hundred foot tall dragon flies over.
Alex: Let me warn you. Eating me will result in alot more than heartburn.
Dragon: I don't wish to eat you human. Why are you in my dwelling?
Alex: I fell through the roof.
Dragon: You didn't find this place on your own?
Alex: I didn't intentionly find this place if that's what you're asking. I was trying to get back home.
Dragon: You are trying to leave?
Alex: Yea. Zombies ain't gonna kill themselves.
Dragon: Zombies?
Alex: You've seen humans right? Zombies are like really crazy humans. They're more like diseased animals than people.
Dragon: Your kind is fighting to survive?
Alex: When isn't it? Hell, I'm still a kid and I'm fighting to survive.
Dragon: Your people have nearly exterminated us.
Alex: Yea they'll do that. You're not the only who was nearly wiped out by them. I have friends who aren't human.
Dragon: There are more than humans on this planet?
Alex: Yea, a race called the Na'vi. They look kinda like humans but they're taller, blue, and have tails.
Dragon: How do they feel about the humans?
Alex: Very simliar to the way you feel about them. I don't like my own race. The only humans I trust are my brothers.
Dragon: Have you ever killed your own kind.
Alex: Yes. But most of it was in self-defense!
Dragon: Perhaps you can be of use to me human.
Alex: Sorry, I don't plan on taking orders.
Dragon: I will not be telling you what to do. I will help you end them reign of the humans.
Alex: I'm listening...
Dragon: I will grant you some of my power. Use it to destroy the human race.
Alex: You had me at "Grant." How does this work?
The dragon stands up and grabs Alex. He goes over to a pit of lava.
Alex: Uhhh, I don't know if you know this but lava is bad for humans!
The dragon drops Alex inside the lava. He picks him out of it and puts him on the floor.
Alex: That wasn't as bad as I thought.
Dragon: In exactly three days from now you will be at your peak of power. Until then your human strength, agility, and senses are singnificantly increased.
Alex: Awesome. Thanks. Hey, you can come live upside with us if you want.
Dragon: I want the humans dead first.
Alex: Alright. Anyway outta here?
Dragon: The same way you came. Do not tell anybody about me. Understand human?
Alex: I can't get out that way. I promise. I'm a man of my word.
Dragon: You seem like an intelligent human. You will figure it out. If you tell anybody about me, I will kill you. Be gone.
Alex goes back though the tunnel and finds the hole where he fell through.
Alex: How do I get up there? Maybe I can jump it.
He jumps and makes it out of the hole. He goes back to the helicopter and goes back to the village. He lands the helicopter and finds Andy and David.
David: Find your helmet?
Alex: I'm wearing it ain't I?
Andy: Took you a little while to find it.
Alex: I'm gonna go put it in my room. I won't lose it in there.
David: Betcha he will.
Alex takes off his helmet and David and Andy look at him and start laughing.
Alex: What's so funny?
David: <While laughing> What happened? Did you get into a fight with a cheese wheel and lose?
Andy: <While laughing> Looks like Australia took a dump on your face!
Alex looks in a mirrior and realizes his face is orange.
Alex: What the-?
David: Dude what happened? I knew you liked orange soda, but looks like you took a bath in it!
Alex: Forget the jokes! My face is orange! David! Fix this!
David: I don't know how to cure Orange-faceitis.
Alex: Andy? Any suggestions?
Andy: Yea. Makeup. Lots of it.
Alex: I'm not wearing makeup!
Andy: You asked.
Alex: What happened? I went to the airport, got my helmet and came back. When did my face turn orange?
Andy: Maybe you got bit by something.
Alex: What kind of bug bite makes your face orange?
David: I don't know man. Does it itch?
Alex: No.
Andy: Hey, your beard and mustache and eyebrows are gone. Did something explode?
Alex: Oh right! I shot a propane tank and blew up. Didn't realize it burned me.
David: Looks like a nasty burn. But you didn't even feel it?
Alex: No. Oh well it'll heal. I hope.
David: Maybe your girlfriend Neytiri can help you.
Alex: You and I both know that she and Jake... Can't think of a term right now. But you know. She just a friend, who happens to be a girl.
David: You've spent more time with her than us.
Alex: Grow up. At least I made a friend.
David: You got me there.
Andy: Where are you going?
Alex: I don't know.
Andy: Have fun.
Alex leaves.
David: He's hiding something.
Andy: No kidding. Betcha he found something at the airport.
David: Wanna go find out what it is?
Andy: Alex is the only one who know how to get there. And I am not walking three miles to and fro in power armor.
David: Let's ask Alex to take us.
Andy: No. If we do that he might think we know he's hiding something. Then he won't take us.
David: If he has nothing to hide then he won't mind taking us.
Andy: Good point. Oh man it's like five o'clock. Not going there today. It's too late.
David: Alright. We'll go tomorrow.
Andy: Alex is right you know.
David: About what?
Andy: You need a friend.
David: I have you and Alex.
Andy: Besides us! I made friends with Eytukan and Mo'at. Alex made friends with Neytiri. If Alex can makes friends with someone who isn't us, I know you can.
David: Maybe I don't want any friends.
Andy: Comeon man. Give me one valid reason why you don't like the Na'vi.
David: I just don't.
Andy: Why do I even bother? I would have better luck talking to a rock.
David: What's that supposed to mean?
Andy: You're too d*mn stubborn! Loosen up.
David: I said I don't like the Na'vi and that's final!
Andy: Fine!
A few hours later they go to sleep.



End Part VIII

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Zombies, Na'vi, and Brothers Part IX




The next morning they wake up and Alex's skin looks tinted red and slightly scaly.
David: You look... Different.
Alex: In a good or bad way?
Andy: Well... You tell us.
Alex looks in the bathroom mirror and screams.
David: Well? Better or worse?
Alex: I look like a freakin' lizard!
David: Take off your armor. I need to get a full body examination.
Alex takes off his armor and David looks at him.
David: Huh. Your skin is almost like scales on a reptile. Interesting.
Andy: So your diagnosis is that he's turning into half lizard?
David: Well... Maybe. But Alex. How did this happen? It's not like orange-red scaly skin is normal for a teenager.
Alex: I wish I knew man.
David: You're not in any pain?
Alex: Not in the slightest.
David: Mind if I get a blood sample?
Alex: Go ahead.
David takes a needle and draws some of Alex's blood.
David: Your skin is definitely tougher to get through.
Alex: Just find a way to make me normal.
David: Can't gaurantee anything.
Alex goes outside and looks around. Neytiri finds him.
Neytiri: Alex?
Alex: Oh hey Neytiri.
Neytiri: You removed your armor. What happened to you?
Alex: My skin is changing. I'm thinking about...
He goes to the rear-veiw mirror to the helicopter and looks at his teeth.
Neytiri: What are you doing?
Alex: My teeth changed. My canines are way bigger and sharper than I remember. My eyes also changed.
Neytiri: What is different about them?
Alex: My eyes are changing color. They are almost yellow. I had brown eyes. What the hell is happening to me?
Neytiri: You do look different.
Alex: Thanks. David tooks some of my blood. He wants to see if he can help me.
Neytiri: Will you be okay?
Alex: I don't think I'm going to die. I feel perfectly fine. I just look like... Not human.
Neytiri: I understand.
Alex: Oh geez here comes Tsu'tey.
Tsu'tey: You look different.
Alex: Yea I noticed.
Tsu'tey: Does this happen to all of your people.
Alex: This? No. In fact this is the first time this has happened. At least I think so.
Tsu'tey: Your brothers say your are the best warrior here.
Alex: Why do they keep talking about me?
Tsu'tey: Is this true?
Alex: Well I guess.
Tsu'tey: Fight me.
Neytiri: Tsu'tey no!
Alex: Neytiri, I can handle myself. If he wants a fight I'll give him a fight. One he won't forget.
Tsu'tey: You think you can defeat me?
Alex: I really don't know. Let's find out! But I don't want to hurt anyone in here. Lets go out there.
They walk out of the village a little ways.
Alex: I'll let you go first.
Tsu'tey tries to punch him but Alex catches his hand.
Tsu'tey: You are just as strong as me.
Alex: No. I'm stronger!
Alex grabs Tsu'tey's arm and throws him against a tree.
Tsu'tey: How are you this strong?
Alex: I don't know. I was strong but not this strong.
Alex grabs his foot and slams Tsu'tey back and forth.
Tsu'tey: Please stop! You win!
Alex: Wow. That was barely worth the time.
Alex goes back to the village and goes to David.
Alex: Any luck?
David: Kinda. I don't think it's a virus. It's like your whole body is... Shedding it's skin.
Alex: Like a snake?
David: No, like a potato, yes like a snake!
Alex: Haha. Oh, by the way I beat the crap outta Tsu'tey.
David: One of the Na'vi? How'd you do that? They're like twice our size and at least three times stronger.
Alex: I banged him up pretty bad. He'll probably be here soon needing medical attention.
David: I'm not gonna ask what you did to him.
Alex: Threw him around.
David: <Sighs> How bad is he hurt?
Alex: I don't know. As much as throwing him against a tree and then slamming him back and forth.
David: Heh. Thanks for the info. It looks like you're part reptile.
Alex: To the best of my knowledge Mom and Dad were both human. I don't think Mom was screwed by a lizard.
David: Good point. I don't think there's any way to fix you. Looks like you're stuck like this. Looks like in a few days you'll be fully grown.
Alex: Fully grown? Like what?
David: I really don't know.
Tsu'tey and Neytiri come through the front door.
David: What happened to him? Looks like he fell out of a tree.
Neytiri: Alex did this.
David: How did he do this to him?
Neytiri: I do not know. Tsu'tey wanted to fight Alex. Alex hurt him.
Alex: He lost. Big time. He's lucky he is one of my friends.
Tsu'tey: I am not your friend.
David: So... You're really strong?
Alex: Yea. Well fix him up.
Tsu'tey: Leave me alone.
He tries to walk out and almost falls over.
David: You won't make it far looking like that. Let me help you.
Tsu'tey: I do not need your help!
David: Okay. Suit yourself.
Neytiri: Tsu'tey. Let him help you.
Alex: He ain't gonna hurt you.
Tsu'tey: I do not want his help! Leave me alone.
He walks outside and falls down infront of Eytukan.
Eytukan: Tsu'tey? What happened?
Tsu'tey: Alex did this.
Alex: You challenged me. I accepted and you lost. David offered to make you better and you refused.
Eytukan: What did you do?
Alex: Tsu'tey wanted me to prove how good a warrior I was. So I did. He's hurt and won't let David help him get better.
Neytiri: Father, Alex is telling the truth.
Eytukan: Tsu'tey... Let the child help you.
Tsu'tey: I do not need his help.
Alex: You can't even stand up.
Tsu'tey: Yes I can!
He tries to stand and falls over.
Eytukan: Take and help him.
Alex: Alright.
Alex picks up Tsu'tey and takes him to David.
David: You convinced him to let me help him?
Alex: He's too weak to resist.
David: Set him down and I'll fix him.
Alex: I'll stay incase he decides to walk out.
Andy: What is hell is going on? I'm trying to read.
Alex tells Andy what happened.
Andy: Okay. Keep it down.
David patches up Tsu'tey.
David: Next time be more careful.
Alex: I will. I didn't know I was that strong.
David: I know.
Neytiri: Will Tsu'tey be okay?
David: He'll be fine. He should be walking be tomorrow.
Neytiri: Thank you.
David: Don't mention it.
Tsu'tey heals up overnight.





End Part IX

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Zombies, Na'vi and Brothers Part X




The next morning Andy gets up and sees Tsu'tey sleeping.
Andy: <Whispering> David, I thought you didn't like the Na'vi.
David: I don't. But Alex beat him pretty bad. Na'vi or not I'm still a doctor. I have to help anyone that's hurt. Even If I don't like them.
Andy: Weird. But whatever. Where's Lizard-boy?
David: Alex is still sleeping. I wonder what he looks like now.
Andy: I don't know. He went to sleep in his armor and helmet.
David: Does he ever take that crap off?
Andy: Yesterday was the first time in like a month.
David: I think what's-his-face is looking better.
Andy: How bad did Alex hurt him?
David: Twisted his ankle and bruised him up pretty bad.
Andy: Wow. I'm just glad Alex didn't kill him.
A few minutes later Alex gets up.
Alex: Hey guys.
David: Well?
Alex: What?
David: Lets see what you look like.
Alex takes off his helmet and David looks at him.
David: Your skin is more red and scaly than yesterday. Is there something you're not telling me?
Alex: Dude, I tell you guys everything.
Andy: What about his teeth?
Alex shows them his teeth.
David: Those are some sharp chompers man.
Alex: What about my eyes?
Andy: Looks like they're almost glowing yellow.
Alex: Greeeeaaaaat.
David: You said where able to throw what's-his-face?
Alex: With one arm.
David: Superhuman strength. Anything else you noticed?
Alex: He trid to hit me and I caught his hand.
David: Enhanced reflexes. Huh. Let me check your blood sample.
He checks it and realizes it's changed blue.
Andy: You took a blood sample from Alex?
Alex: Yea he did. Well? Any changes?
David: It's blue.
Alex: Seriously?
David: Come look if you don't believe me.
Alex looks and sit down.
Andy: You okay?
Alex: Great. I'm a freak.
David: Dude relax. You're not a freak.
Alex: What makes you say that?
David: Where have you been for the past week? There are tall, blue people with tails walking around everywhere.
Alex: Guess you're right about that.
Alex runs his hand through his hair and finds most of it in his hand.
Andy: Your hair is falling out?
Alex: But that only happens to old people!
David: You're only fifteen.
Andy: Dude chill. Hopefully you will finally finish growing soon and you'll look better.
Alex: Hear that?
David: The sound of one hand clapping?
Alex: No. I hear... Aircraft.
Andy: I don't hear anything.
They go outside and a few minutes later a dragon gunship flies overhead and begins to land near the village. Quartich and a few soldiers come out.
Quartich: I'm looking for the person that killed my two pilots.
Alex: Who the hell are you?
Quartich: Colonel Quartich of the U.S. military.
Alex: Good for you. Now tell me what you want before I blow you pieces.
Quartich: I don't think you heard me you little freak. I want the person who shot down my pilots!
Alex: Speaking.
Quartich: You!? You're just a kid.
Alex: This "kid" is gonna ram his foot up your *ss if you don't get lost.
Quartich: Like I'm scared of a tin-plated, lizard-faced kid who thinks he's tough.
Andy: Alex calm down. I don't need you slaughtering more people.
Quartich: What are you? His daddy?
Andy: I'm his brother.
Quartich: Well put him on a leash.
Andy: He is. Don't make me let him off.
Quartich: He looks like a freak.
Quartich goes over to Alex and pushes him.
Alex: One more time *sshole... One. More. Time.
Andy: Alex.
Alex: Yea?
Andy: Show him the way out.
Quartich: I'm so scar-
Alex punches Quartich back to the gunship.
Andy: Don't make give him his gun.
Quartich: Blow this place off the map!
The soldiers go back to their gunships and start them up.
Andy: Get everyone out of the village! Now!
They hurry and evacuate the village before Quartich blows it up.
Alex: No...
Alex watches the village burn.
David: Dude... That's messed up. Big time.
Andy: What did they do that for? We never did anything to them!
Norm: Where do we go now?
Andy: Well the only other place to go is that airport we found. Guess we'll head there.
They walk to the airport and atempt to settle in.
Neytiri: They destroyed out home again.
Alex: They'll get theirs. I'm gonna make sure of that.
David: Were just lucky no one got hurt.
Alex: May God have mercy on them. I will have none.
David: Quote from General Patton. Dude was awesome in World War II.
Andy: Well now what? We lost our home.
Alex: Yes. We did. But we have weapons here. I'm sure they'll be back. We need to be ready.
Andy: Good point.
David: For once. I agree. If they blow this place up... We won't have anywhere else left to go. But the Na'vi don't look like they're in any condition to fight.
Alex: I can fix that. Give me that trash can lid and a pipe.
They give him the items he wanted and watchs as he climbs on top of a plane.
Alex: HEY! LISTEN!
He hits the two together and gets their attention.
Alex: I'm sure all of us are sick and tired of those guys coming in and destroying everything we have! Well I'm through letting them do that! We have to stand and fight! They think that just because they have big guns that there invincible. We have weapons just the same. Were gonna stand and fight! They think they're the only one with power!? We'll show them what happens when they screw with us! They bloodied our nose. We have to break theirs! Who's with me?!
The Na'vi cheer.
Andy: Nice speech.
David: You? Motivational speaker? Never would've thought...
Alex: We have more than enough weapons. We need to teach them.
Neytiri: Alex? Do you think we can beat them?
Alex: They caught us off guard. If we arm ourselves and beat them back, that'll send them a message. We have enough weapons for everybody.
Neytiri: We have to teach them.
Alex: Don't worry. We'll teach them everything they will need to know...
They gather every weapon and armor they can find and spend the rest of the day teaching the Na'vi how use the weapons.

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After training the Na'vi they go to sleep and wake up early to make final preparations.
Alex: Andy, I need you and Neytiri in the control tower on sniper duty. Radio me if you see anything on radar. Tsu'tey here. Take my gun and make sure they don't get anywhere near here. The rest of you know what to do.
Tsu'tey: Why are you leading this? I thought your brother was your leader.
Alex: When it comes to anything that isn't a battle, yes. I'm a really good stratigest.
Andy: Alex is really good when it comes to war.
Alex: Just do what I say and you'll live.
Tsu'tey: What is your weapon?
Alex: A nifty little toy I found.
He runs over to an Apache gunship.
Tsu'tey: What is that?
Alex: AH-64. Apache tankhunter. I'm gonna use this thing. Thirty-two hellfire anti-tank missles. Twenty-five millimeter cannon. And two stinger anti-air rockets. They're so screwed.
Andy: Alex I don't that thing is combat ready.
Alex: That's a chance I'm willing to take. Besides the only other thing to use is Puff the Magic Dragon. I can fly it but I need more people to man the guns and reload them. And I don't have time to teach the Na'vi how to do it.
Andy: Good point. We'll use the AC-130 if they retreat and use it to bomb their base.
Alex: Wasn't thinking about that, but that's a really good idea.
Andy: Were heading to the tower.
Alex: Shoot the pilots! Oh wait! Here. Take this RPG with you. Just in case.
Andy: Alright.
He finishes prepping the Na'vi and about an hour later Andy picks the gunships up on radar.
Andy: <Over radio> Alex! They'll be here is about twenty minutes.
Alex: <Over radio> Understood. I'm starting the Apache now. I'll give them a hell of a welcome wagon.
Alex starts the Apache and starts flying towards the fleet. He sees the fleet and they stop and so does he.
Quartich: <Over radio> Who are you?
Alex: <Over radio> Your worst nightmare. Welcome to Hell you S.O.B!
Quartich: <Over radio> I'm taking you with me.
Alex fires several missles at their gunships and hits one.
Quartich: Open fire!
They start shooting back. Alex manages to destroy the gunships guarding the Dragon.
Alex: <Over radio> Looks like it's just you and me. Time for you to die.
He tries to launch a missle but it jams. He tries to fire the gun but it also jams.
Quartich: <Over radio> Looks like your piece of junk is outta luck.
Alex: How about a game of chicken?!
He flies straight at Quartich. Quartich dodges him and shoots out Alex's tail rotor. Alex flies into the ground and Neytiri watches for the base.
Neytiri: Alex is in trouble.
Andy: He said-
Neytiri picks up the RPG and starts running to the crash site.
Alex: Uuuuhhhhhhggg. That kinda hurt.
Quartich: Give it up you lizard freak of nature! We've plotted every possible outcome. We always win.
Alex sees Neytiri in the corner of his eye.
Alex: You forgot one factor. A Na'vi with a rocket launcher.
Quartich: What?
Neytiri fires the rocket and hits one of the engines on the Dragon.
Alex: Nice shot. Didn't I say to stay at the base?
Neytiri: Yes.
Alex: Not very good at obeying orders are we? Heh. Reminds me of myself.
Neytiri helps him up.
Neytiri: Are you okay.
Alex: I've been worse.
Quartich walks over in his AMP suit.
Quartich: Well, what do we have here?
Alex: Why can't you take a hint and die?
Quartich: I could ask you the same question.
Alex: Well enough with the small talk. <Cracks his knuckles and neck> Let's do this.
Alex jumps onto his AMP suit and punches through the glass. Quartich grabs him and throws him off. He tries to shooting at him. Alex runs, jumps on his gun and cuts the ammo feed to it. Quartich hits him with the gun and Alex lands against a tree.
Quartich: I'm gonna kill your girlfriend first. And make you watch.
He grabs Neytiri and holds her against a tree.
Quartich: I should've done this a long time ago.
Alex starts grunting. He stands and and lets out a loud yell.
Quartich: What the hell?
He looks as Alex begins to grow. He grows and his armor begins to break apart. He grows twenty feet tall and turns into a dragon.
Alex: Leave. Her. Alone.
Quartich drops her and pulls out his knife. Quartich tries to stab Alex but he catches his arm. Alex tears it off. Alex grabs the other arm and rips that one off.
Quartich: Holy sh*t!
Alex punches through the glass and pulls Quartich out.
Alex throws Quartich on the ground and goes over to Neytiri.
Alex: You okay?
Neytiri: Alex? Is that you?
Alex: Yes. Don't worry. He can't hurt you anymore.
Neytiri: He is the same person who destroyed our home were we came from.
Alex: Oh he his is he?
Quartich: What are you gonna do huh? Kill me?
Alex: As easy and as fun as that sounds. No. Killing you won't make anything better. But I know something that will.
Alex pulls a vine out of a tree and ties up Quartich with it. Alex gets on all fours and his wings grows much larger.
Alex: Hop on Neytiri. Were going home.
Neytiri climbs on his back and Alex grabs Quartich with his teeth. Alex starts flying back to the airport. He lands at the airport and Neytiri climbs off and he drops Quartich.
Alex: When was the last time you took a shower?
Quartich: When was the last time you brushed your teeth?
Andy, David, and Norm run outside to greet them.
Norm: Who or what is that thing?
Andy and David: <In unison> Our brother.
Norm: No way.
Alex: Hey guys. I brought the *sshole who blew up the village. I had an idea.
Andy: Before you tell us you have some explaning to do. Why are you a dragon?
David: Yea, man?
Alex: Give me five minutes. Everything will be explaned.
Alex runs in the airport and runs back to where he met the dragon.
Dragon: Human, you have returned. Are the humans dead?
Alex: Well, killing them all is gonna take more time than I have. But I have an idea to make sure they never bother us. And I need your help.
Dragon: Why do you need my help?
Alex: My brothers want to know why I'm twenty feet tall, scaly, red, and have wings and a tail.
Dragon: I understand. I will come to the surface with you.
The Dragon flies up striaght through the roof and flies toward the airport. Alex follows him. Once they land everybody backs up.
Andy: Uhhhhh... Alex?
Alex: You asked. Ask him. He speaks English.
Andy: So you turned my brother into a dragon?
Dragon: Is that a bad thing?
Andy: No not really. Dragons are really cool. Alex, why didn't you just tell us?
Dragon: I told him not to tell anybody of my existence.
Andy: Ooooooh. Okay.
Dragon: You said you had a plan to have the humans never attack us.
Alex: Yea. I got one of their high ranked men. Humans always negotiate for the release of their men. I figure they'll send some of their leaders over. We negotiate to have them leave us alone.
Andy: Alex? Did you just come up with a plan of winning a war without killing everyone on the other side?
Alex: Don't get used to it.
Andy: So that's with you have him here all tied up. That's actually a really good plan.
Dragon: You said you needed me. What dod you need my help for?
Alex: When the humans send their leaders you'll know.
Dragon: These creatures are the Na'vi? Interresting.
Andy: Well lets clean up.
They start cleaning up the airfield when David comes running out.
David: If this wasn't urgent I would ask. But there are two guys on the radio.
Andy: Who?
David: One of them says President Kobel. The other one says General Roth.
Alex: See? It's working.
David: They want someone named Colonel Quartich.
Alex: They guy I brought tied up. He's here and alive... For now. Tell them to meet us here ASAP in an unarmed transport.
David tells them.
David: They said they'll be here in an hour.
Alex: Alright. I figured it would take longer but okay. Andy! Since I couldn't convince a dog to eat a steak, you negotiate. We'll be your guards.
Andy: Alright. Let's get a table set up.
They start setting up a table for the negotiations.




End Part XI

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Zombies, Na'vi, and Brothers Part XII




They finish up setting up the table on the landing strip and make a few last minute changes.
Alex: Andy, was Neytiri any good with the sniper?
Andy: Yea.
Alex: Put her in the tower. If they try anything... You fill in the rest.
Andy: I'll wait here. When I give the sign you come out. And when I give the other sign send out the big dragon. By the way what is his name?
Dragon: My name is Belloc.
Andy: Okay... Belloc. You two wait in the hanger. They'll be here any minute.
A few minutes later a transport ship lands nearby and Andy goes out to greet them.
Andy: Mr. President, I pressume.
President Kobel: You are the one running this place?
Andy: More or less. I set up a table. Let's get this over with. I'm a busy man.
President: You are not the only one.
Andy: I take it your friend is General Roth?
General Roth: You would be correct.
Roth order two large, muscular guards out of the transport.
General Roth: I brought my guards.
Andy: No worries. Let me introduce you to my guards. Alex! Belloc! I need you!
They watch as the two dragons approach Andy.
Alex: You rang?
Andy: Mr. President. General Roth. Meet Alex and Belloc.
Alex: When your guards are done pissing themselves...
Andy: These are my friends and bodyguards. Alex and Belloc... Well let me just say threatening me makes you four a midday snack.
President Kobel: They won't attack us?
Andy: Unless I tell them to. Keep it on the level and they won't bother you.
General Roth: Is that all of your guards?
Andy: No. I also have a sniper with a 50. sniper rifle aiming down here.
General Roth: You took a lot of precautions.
Andy: Be safe and make your enemy sorry.
President Kobel: I see. What do you want in exchange for our man?
Andy: Two things that I think are more than reasonable.
President Kobel: And they are?
Andy: One: Leave this airport and airspace alone.
General Roth: Done.
Andy: Two: You have the Na'vi's village rebuilt. But I want the houses made for their size.
President Kobel: I believe we can do that. It will take some time.
Andy: Alex, go get the jarhead.
Alex: On it.
President Kobel: I must ask. Where did you find these dragons?
Andy: Trade secret and I didn't find them.
General Roth: I understand. Then who did?
Andy: The smaller dragon is my brother. He turned into it like two hours ago.
Alex bring Quartich over.
Andy: Here's your guy.
Alex unties him.
They get into the transport and leave.
Belloc: Can we trust them?
Andy: I don't know. But if they screw us over we have a secret weapon.
Alex: Uhhhhhh... I'm the only one who knows how to use it. There's no way I'm fitting inside that thing.
Andy: Crap I forgot. We'll think of something.
David comes outside looking packed up.
David: How'd it go?
Andy: They'll rebuild the village and leave us alone.
David: Great! You guys ready?
Andy: For what?
David: To leave. Duh.
Alex: You think after all of this we're going to leave?
David: We were only here till we get a ride.
Alex: In case you haven't noticed. I'm like twenty feet tall. I can't fit into any plane or car.
David: We'll fly on your back. Neytiri did it.
Alex: That was a one time thing. I'm not a pack mule.
David: We'll walk.
Andy: We're staying here. Why do you want to leave? We have it good here.
David: Look can we please leave? I don't like it here.
Andy: Why not?
David: I've told you guys like three times. I. Don't. Like. The. Na'vi. That's why.
Alex: Get used to them cause we aren't leaving.
David walks away.
Belloc: Who was that?
Alex: Our little brother.
Andy: He needs a friend. A Na'vi friend.
Alex: Well unfortunately, he doesn't like them.
Andy: He's paranoid, and untrusting.
Alex: I think I have an idea.
Andy: Wait. Does it involve duct tape, bats, or rope?
Alex: Plan B has all three.
Andy: What's plan A?
Alex: Okay. David is like a human Tsu'tey. Ya know untrusting, paranoid, doesn't like eachother's race.
Andy: Right...
Alex: What do you get when you multiply a negative and a negative?
Andy: Don't turn this into Math class.
Alex: You get a positive, right?
Andy: Right...
Alex: If we can get Tsu'tey and David to talk to eachother. They might become friends. I mean come on they're practically the same.
Andy: Y'know. That is actually a good idea. Problem is getting them to talk.
Alex: Hey, This is probably the last bit of non-aggressive wisdom you'll get from me.
Belloc: You are trying to get your brother to get along with the Na'vi?
Andy: Right.
Belloc: Perhaps I can be of assistance.
Alex: Well I figured out the first part of the plan. You guys figure out the second part. I'll keep thinking.
Alex flies away.
Andy: Any ideas?
Belloc: We could ask them.
Andy: Something tells me that won't be as easy as it sounds. If you know anything about humans, it's that they tend to be... thick skulled.
Belloc: I have met stubborn humans.
Andy: David is one of the most stubborn people I've ever met. I don't see why he doesn't like the Na'vi. They're really nice. Alex even made friends with one of them. That's really something because Alex is usually pretty solitary. I think I have an idea.
Belloc: What is it?
Andy: We be mean to David. Make it so that he has to find someone to talk to him. We do the same thing to Tsu'tey.
Belloc: That seems... Cruel.
Andy: A little tough love never hurt anyone. Heh. I'm starting to sound like Alex.
Belloc: Who is this Tsu'tey?
Andy: One of the Na'vi. Almost exactly like David.
Belloc: I will find Alex and tell him the plan.
Andy: Great. I'm Andy by the way. I'll tell everyone else.
Belloc flies after Alex and Andy tells Neytiri the plan.
Neytiri: That does not seem... Very kind to them.
Andy: I know. But it's probably better than Alex's other plan.
Neytiri: What is his other plan?
Andy: I don't know, but I figured that it involves hurting more than their feelings.
Neytiri: I see.
Andy: So the plan is you get everyone to be... a little less nice to Tsu'tey and we'll do the same to David.
Neytiri: We should let them become friends. We should not have to force them.
Andy: I know. But David's gonna drive me and Alex insane unless he has a reason to stay. If you have a better idea I'd be more than happy to hear it.
Neytiri: We should ask them. Convince them to know eachother.
Andy: Well if you and Belloc both say that maybe we should.
Neytiri: Who is Belloc?
Andy: Giant dragon that made Alex a dragon.
Neytiri: I will tell Tsu'tey to meet you outside.
Andy: We need to tell them the new plan first.
Andy runs outside and sees Alex and Belloc.
Andy: Change of plans.
Belloc: Good.
Alex: Okay I thought the original plan was pretty good.
Andy tells them the new plan.
Belloc: That plan is much better.
Alex: I still like the old one better.
Andy: Glad to have you back to normal.
Alex: Can we do it tomorrow?
Andy: No. We're doing it now.
Alex: Alright. Go get David.
They go get David and bring him to the hanger and a few minutes later Neytiri comes inside with Tsu'tey.
David: What's going on?
Alex: Nothin'.
Andy: What Alex said.
David: Okay... Why did you bring me in here then?
Alex: To convince you that the Na'vi are great.
David: So that's why you brought him here?
Andy: And you ain't leaving until you both see that your both being stupid.
Alex: So get confortable. It's going to be a looooooonnnnngggggg night...




End Part XII

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Zombies, Na'vi, and Brothers Part XIII




Tsu'tey: You cannot do this to us!
Alex: Wanna bet?
David: Andy! Dude?
Andy: You two aren't going anywhere until you stop being so stubborn.
Tsu'tey: Neytiri?
Neytiri: They are right Tsu'tey.
Andy: You two have fun. We're going to sleep. Alex will tell you what to do.
David: You can't just leave us in here!
Andy: Sure I can. Watch.
Andy closes the door and seals it shut.
Alex: Okay what you two need to do is get out of here. In order to do that you two need to work together. You will need to trust eachother. Everything you need to get out is inside that backpack.
Belloc comes inside and lies down.
David: What about you two?
Alex: Does it look like we can fit inside the airport?
David: No.
Alex: We're gonna sleep in here.
David: What about us?
Alex: You want out? Figure it out.
David: You don't expect me to work with him?
Tsu'tey: I will not work with one of you!
Alex: Too bad.
He pull a level that closes the hanger door and he rips out the wires.
David: What did you do?!
Alex: I shut the door and ripped out the wires. Duh. What do you think I did?
David: You locked us in here!?
Alex: Well you two anyway. Me and Belloc are strong enough to open the door with our hands.
Tsu'tey: Let us out!
Alex: You want out you two have to work together.
Alex walks to the other side of the hanger and goes to sleep.
Tsu'tey: This is why I do not trust your people.
David: Your people had just as much to do with this as mine did! Don't pin this on me!
Tsu'tey: You- are right. They are right. We need to stop this.
David: We need to get out. What is in this backpack?
They open it.
David: A really long rope and a barbel weight. Wonderful.
Tsu'tey: How do we escape using this?
David: I don't know!
Tsu'tey: We have to work together.
David: I know. I really don't want to. I'm sure you don't want to either.
Tsu'tey: Why are they doing this to us?
David: Probably because we don't trust eachother's race. I know why you don't. But I have no reason to. I hate to admit it but Alex and Andy are right. We are being stupid.
Tsu'tey: You are right. How do we get out of here?
David: If I knew I would tell you. I don't know what they were thinking. A weight and some rope. How are we gonna get out with this junk?
Tsu'tey: Your brothers would not lie to you correct?
David: No. They never have.
Tsu'tey: They knew we would need these things to get out of here together.
David: Well they said we would need to work together. Friends?
Tsu'tey: Yes.
David: Well it's too dark to do anything so lets figure this out in the morning.
They go to sleep and wake up to find Alex holding the door open and watching them leave.
David: Wait! You can't do this!
Alex: Yea I can. Like this.
He drops the door when he and Belloc are outside.
Tsu'tey: They really want us to be friends.
David: I know. Okay... Let's see if we can find a way out.
They look around and can't find a way out.
Tsu'tey: There is no way out.
David: There has to be a way out- I think I have an idea.
Tsu'tey: What?
David: Look!
He points at a skylight.
David: That's how we get out.
Tsu'tey: How?
David: We tie the rope around the weight and throw it so it goes around that beam up there.
Tsu'tey: I do not understand what to do.
David ties the rope to the weight and gives it to Tsu'tey.
David: Okay throw it over that piece of frame.
Tsu'tey throws it around the frame hanging under the skylight and the rope comes down.
David: Okay. Now since you are stronger and weigh more than me. I'm gonna tie this rope around me and you pull me up. I'll tie the rope around the beam and you climb up.
Tsu'tey: You will not leave me here?
David: No. In fact I can't get out without you.
Tsu'tey hoists David up and he climbs up with him.
Tsu'tey: Now what?
David: Push the skylight open and climb up and then pull me up with you.
Tsu'tey opens the skylight and pulls David through.
David: Now we just go down the fire escape and we're free.
The find the fire escape and climb down.
David: That wasn't so bad.
Tsu'tey: I agree.
David: Listen. I'm sorry my brothers forced us to do this.
Tsu'tey: You were right my people did not stop you.
David: So... Now what?
Tsu'tey: We tell them we got out. Together.
David: Y'know, Alex and Andy are right. You guys aren't bad. For once I'm glad I was wrong.
Tsu'tey: I agree.
They find Alex and Andy and tell them how they escaped.
Alex: See. I told you-
David: If you say "I told you so"...
Andy: We told you so.
David: I said don't say that.
Andy: I said "We told you so" not "I told you so."
David: Technicalities!
Alex: So you two are friends?
Tsu'tey: Yes.
Andy: Well this story is wrapping up pretty nicely.
David: It's amazing how fast things change. Two days ago our older brother was normal. Now he's a twenty foot dragon.
Andy: Two weeks ago we were kids trying to find a home. We found a home and friends.
Belloc: Alex. I wish to talk to you. Alone.
Alex follows Belloc.
Alex: Whatcha need?
Belloc: This is very important. I have one final task for you to do.
Alex: Okaaaayyyy... What is it?
Belloc: It is a very difficult task. Not one you can do easily.
Alex: Difficult tasks tend to not be done easily. What is it?
Belloc: I need you find a mate.
Alex: Can you repeat that? It sounded like you said I needed to find a mate.
Belloc: That is exactly what I said.
Alex: That's not difficult. That's impossible.
Belloc: No it is not.
Alex: Not like that. Do you know a female dragon I can mate with.
Belloc: You and I are the last ones alive.
Alex: How am I supposed to find a mate if every girl I know is a Na'vi?
Belloc: They will have done the transformation process done like you. We have mated with humans before.
Alex: Great. But they only girls I know are only friends.
Belloc: What about the one you were with when I first met them?
Alex: She's just a friend and she's already mated.
Belloc: I see. You need to find a mate.
Alex: Well... I'm still a kid.
Belloc: Once a child has grown his wings and taken his first flight he is considered an adult.
Alex: Okay. Then you are going to help me.
Belloc: I will help you.
Alex: Good.
They fly back to the airport.




End Part XIII

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Zombies, Brothers, and Brothers Part XIV




Alex and Belloc start flying back to the airport.
Alex: So... How am I supposed to get one of them to fall in love with me? I don't know anything about girls.
Belloc: They seem very kind. Treat them like you treated the one you let fly on your back.
Alex: Neytiri? I only knew her because we kept running into eachother.
Belloc: She may know someone who likes you.
Alex: Someone would have to be insane to fall in love with me. I don't know any likable qualities that I have.
Belloc: You were very kind to Neytiri. Be like that.
Alex: It's not just that. I mean I'm twice as big as they are. And no offense, but neither of us are supermodel material.
Belloc: Beauty does not matter. You should love someone for they are, not what they look like.
Alex: Still I dont really know any other girls besides her.
Belloc: If you ask her I'm sure she will introduce you.
Alex: I guess. If I'm going to spend the rest of my like with someone I want to love them.
Belloc: That is why people mate. Because they love eachother.
Alex: Okay. I'm gonna go find Neytiri.
Belloc: Good luck.
Alex: Thanks, I guess.
Alex looks around and Andy stops him.
Andy: What did Belloc want to talk to you about?
Alex: I don't want to talk about it.
Andy: Why not? Are you going to die? Does your tail fall off?
Alex: What? No! Nothing like that.
Andy: Come on man. You can tell me.
Alex: It's kinda... Weird.
Andy: How so?
Alex: If I tell you you're probably gonna laugh your *ss off at me.
Andy: I won't laugh.
Alex: *sigh* Well... Belloc told me that I needed... A girfriend. And I have to get one.
Andy: So you have to get a girlfriend. Oooooh the irony. You said you never wanted to get a girlfriend. Now you have to get one.
Alex: I'm aware of the irony. Know anything about girls?
Andy: Less than you do.
Alex: Crap. This isn't gonna be fun.
Neytiri: What will not be fun?
Alex: Nothing!
Andy: Alex has to find a girlfriend!
Alex: Andy!
Neytiri: What?
Andy: Alex has to find a girlfri-
Alex: Shut up!
Neytiri: What do you have to find?
Andy: A girlfriend.
Alex: Andy if you were anyone else I would've killed you.
Andy laughs and walks away.
Neytiri: What was he talking about?
Alex: Nothing.
Neytiri: You seemed angry when Andy was talking.
Alex: *sigh* Okay, I'll tell you. I have to find a mate.
Neytiri: You need a mate?
Alex: Yes.
Neytiri: That is very good.
Alex: You think that.
Neytiri: Do you not want a mate?
Alex: Well... I wasn't planning on it. But Belloc told me I had to in order to save our race. The trouble is. What girl is going to fall in love with a dragon? Especially someone like me.
Neytiri: You are very kind.
Alex: Not very many people know the real me.
Neytiri: How do your kind mate?
Alex: Belloc knows. But he said that my mate has to be turned into a dragon like I was.
Neytiri: I see.
Alex: But... I don't know anything about this kind of stuff. Belloc said that since I can fly I'm an adult but... I... I don't even know what I am anymore.
Neytiri: I will help you.
Alex: I don't want to drag you into this.
Neytiri: This is a very good thing. I wish to help you.
Alex: You're just gonna help me?
Neytiri: Yes. Having mate is a wonderful thing.
Alex: My parents said the same thing. *Sigh* If you know any female who won't run away in fear when they look at me. Let me know.
Neytiri: Our people are not afraid of you.
Alex: Most human females would run in the other direction if they saw me.
Neytiri: Why?
Alex: Well most of the time if humans don't understand something... They kill it, blow it up, or cut it open.
Neytiri: You kind is very strange.
Alex: I know. Thanks for helping me through this.
Neytiri: You are welcome.
Alex: By the way, how are David and Tsu'tey getting along?
Neytiri: Very good. I am glad that they now have trust for eachother.
Alex: I'm glad David'll stop bother us to leave.
Neytiri: I will tell you if someone want to talk to you.
Alex: Neytiri, I would kiss you, but I'm not that kinda guy.
Neytiri: <Confused> Okay. Bye.
Alex: Bye.
Alex goes into the hanger and David comes out with a big grin on his face.
Alex: What's with the creepy smile?
David: Andy told me everything.
Alex: I'll be mad about that later.
David: You really have to get a girlfriend?
Alex: Belloc said I had to. To be honest, pissing off a one hundred foot dragon is not on my to-do list.
David: Why doesn't he get a mate?
Alex: Couple reasons I can think of. One: He's bigger than anyone he probably would mate with. And two: He's probably old.
David: What woman would fall in love with you?
Alex: Same question I asked.
David: You're about as cuddly as a pissed off porcupine.
Alex: Neytiri said she might know someone who actually likes me.
David: She's probably blind.
Alex: Okay. I get it! I'm not exactly good looking.
David: I want to say thanks for locking me in the hanger.
Alex: You actually aren't mad about that?
David: I was. But you're right. The Na'vi are nice. Me and Tsu'tey are pretty good friends.
Alex: Note to self: Locking two people that hate eachother in the same room makes them friends.
David: Well it worked this one time.
Alex: I know.
David: Well. What happens when you get a girlfriend?
Alex: Belloc turns her into a dragon. Then I somehow... You know with her.
David: Well, your man parts aren't there so I'm wondering how they do it.
Alex: Same here.
David: I'm gonna go shoots some targets. See ya later.
Alex: Bye.
About an hour later Neytiri comes into the hanger with a female Na'vi.
Alex: Hey.
Neytiri: Alex, This is my sister.
Alex: You have a sister?
Neytiri: Yes. This is her.
Neytiri leaves.
Alex: Hello. What's your name?
Silwanin: I am Silwanin.
Alex: Silwanin? That's a nice name. I'm Alex.
Silwanin: What kind of creature are you?
Alex: I'm what the humans would call: a dragon. I'm pretty sure you've seen the giant one walking and flying around.
Silwanin: I have.
Alex: So... Mind if I ask why you're here?
Silwanin: I wanted to know you.
Alex: How come you didn't come find me?
Silwanin: I was not sure if you would hurt me.
Alex: Why on God's green earth would I do that?
Silwanin: I have heard many things from your brothers.
Alex: I'm sure you have. I'm not gonna hurt you. You're waaayy too good looking for me to hurt you.
Silwanin giggles.
Alex: Want me to give you a ride?
Silwanin: What do you mean?
Alex: Climb on my back. Tsu'tey said you have flown something like me before.
Silwanin climbs on his back. Alex starts flying.
Alex: Having a good time?
Silwanin: Your brothers said that you were not this creature when you were born.
Alex: Yea. I was human. Now I'm not.
Silwanin: How did you change?
Alex: It's a long story. I'll tell you later. So why did you want to know me.
Silwanin: I like you.
Alex: Well... That's a first.
Silwanin: Let us go back.
Alex lands back at the airport.
Alex: Well it's getting late. I'm going to sleep.
Alex goes into the hanger and curls up into the shape of a C.
Silwanin: You sleep in here? Alone?
Alex: No. Belloc sleeps here too. Why?
Silwanin: I wanted to know.
Alex: Okay. You want to sleep out here? With me?
Silwanin: I do not want to bother you.
Alex: Oh please. You can't bother me while I sleep. Come on.
Silwanin: Where do you want me to sleep?
Alex: I have some space here. Lie against me.
Silwanin climbs into the space and gets comfortable. Alex puts his wing over her as a blanket. They go to sleep.



End Part XIV

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nice story so far man, keep it going.

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Zombies, Na'vi, and Brothers XV




While Alex and Silwanin are sleeping Andy and David find a camera.
Andy: Sweet we can take pictures and sell them to supermarket tabloids.
David: Or make precious memories. Whichever comes first.
Andy: What should take a pic of?
David: Alex and Belloc. They're not something you see every day.
Andy: Well it's late so I'm sure there in the hanger by now.
David: To the hanger!
They go to the hanger and find Alex and Silwanin sleeping.
Andy: Awwww. Look at them.
David: Alex actually looks not threatening when he's sleeping.
Andy: Everything looks peaceful when they're asleep. Even Alex. And... Whoever that is.
David: She kinda looks like Neytiri.
Andy: Yea. She does.
David: Take a picture. This is priceless.
Andy takes a picture of them sleeping.
Andy: Won't he be mad that we took a picture of him while he was asleep?
David: It's not like we're invading his privacy or anything.
Andy: Wait isn't that exactly what we're doing?
David: Okay maybe a little. Come on, lets go see if we can find more embarrassing pictures of people.
Andy: Isn't that kinda wrong?
David: Meh. Maybe.
Andy: Well It's too dark to see anything with this thing.
David: Turn on the flash.
Andy: Won't that wake them up?
David: Oh crap I forgot about that.
Andy: Man I'm tired. Lets hit the hay.
David: Yea. You're right.
They go to sleep. The next morning Silwanin wakes up before Alex does.
Silwanin: Alex?
She shakes his arm.
Alex: Five more minutes mom...
Silwanin: I am not your mother.
Alex wakes up and yawns.
Alex: Morning Silwanin.
Silwanin: Good morning.
Alex: You sleep okay?
Silwanin: Yes.
Alex: Good. Lets go find my brothers.
They look around and find them messing with their camera.
Alex: Is that a camera?
Andy: Yea. We found it last night.
Alex: Cool. Take any pictures?
David: No.
Andy: Yes.
Alex: Sooooo did you or didn't you?
Andy: Yea we took one of you sleeping with your friend there.
Alex: Let me see.
David: Don't show him!
Andy: Look.
They look at the picture that they took.
Alex: Awww. We look so cute like that. Don't you think?
Silwanin looks at it.
Silwanin: That is us?
Andy: Yea. It was David's idea!
David: You found the camera!
Andy: But you said " Let's take embarrassing photos of everyone."
Alex: Say what now?
David: Nothing.
Andy: David said we should take picture of you guys.
Alex: Cool.
Andy: Come on lets go take some more pictures!
They take the camera and run.
Silwanin: Your brothers are strange.
Alex: Yea. Oh well. What do you want to do?
Silwanin: How did you become this?
Alex tells her how he met Belloc.
Alex: So technically I became like this on accident.
Silwanin: I see.
Alex: You're really nice.
Silwanin: Thank you.
Alex: No, I mean really nice. You're beautiful, smart, kind... And a bunch of other things I can't think of right now.
Silwanin smiles.
Alex: Now I know what my parents were talking about.
Silwanin: You love me?
Alex: I guess you could put it- yes. I do. Do you love me?
Silwanin: Yes.
Alex: Come ere.'
Alex stands up and picks her up.
Silwanin: I do not think we can mate. You are not one of us.
Alex: I know. But Belloc says he know how we can mate. But...
Silwanin: What?
Alex: Well... You see... Uhhh...
Silwanin: What is wrong?
Alex: Well he said in order for us to mate... You... Have to...
Silwanin: What?
Alex: ...You have to be turned into a dragon.
They remain silent for a minute.
Silwanin: I will do it.
Alex: You want to become a dragon? Like me?
Silwanin: Yes.
Alex: Uhhhhhh... Okay. I didn't expect you to agree so easily.
Silwanin: If I can mate with you I want to do it.
Alex: Okay... We need to find Belloc. He knows how to change you. Hop on my back. Let's go find him.
They find Belloc inside the hanger.
Alex: Belloc? I need your help.
Belloc: What do you need help with?
Alex: Take a really good guess.
He motions at Silwanin.
Belloc: I see. Come with me.
Belloc leads them to where he turn Alex into a dragon.
Belloc: Here. Are you sure you want to do this?
Silwanin: Yes.
Belloc: There is no going back. This will permanently change you into one of us. Are you certain?
Silwanin: Yes. I am certain.
Alex: Be careful with her.
Belloc: As you wish.
Belloc gently picks her up and puts her in the lava and pulls her out.
Alex: Are you okay?
Silwanin: Yea. I feel fine.
Belloc: I have not done this to your kind. I do not know how long it will be until you are fully transformed.
Alex: Okay. Thanks Belloc.
Belloc: Return to me once she is one of us.
Alex: We will.
They go back to the surface and find Andy and David looking at the pictures on their camera.
Alex: What are you guys looking at?
Andy: We took some pictures of the Na'vi and us together.
Alex: Cool. Who'd you take pictures of?
Andy: Alot of people. Jake and Neytiri, Tsu'tey and David, Eytukan and Mo'at. And one of us all together.
Alex: Wow. Let us see some of them.
Andy shows them the pictures.
Alex: Tsu'tey actually smiling? He always seemed so pissy. You two put your arms around eachother?
Silwanin: Tsu'tey has never let one of you touch him.
David: Well, we're friends.
Alex: You got a pic of Jake and Neytiri kissing? How'd you get a pic of that?
Andy: Trade secret.
Alex: Eytukan and Mo'at look... uninterested. They look kind of irritated.
Andy: Mo'at looks kinda happy.
Alex: Kinda. Eytukan still looks like he's mad.
David: Yea, he does. By the way, where were you two? We wanted to get pics of you two.
Alex: Oh, we were turning Silwanin into a dragon.
Andy: I'm not going to ask. But come on. We need a pic of you you two.
Alex: How do you want us to stand?
Andy: I don't know. Just make it look good.
Alex kneels behind Silwanin, wraps his arms around her, and put his head on her shoulder.
Andy: That looks good.
He takes a picture of them.
Andy: You two would make a great couple.
Alex: Yea...
David: We're gonna go print these out.
Alex: Good for you.
Silwanin: What will happen when I change?
Alex: Well, first: Your skin will change color and feel more like mine. You'll be really strong. your teeth will get really sharp. Finally you will turn into a dragon. It took me about three days. I'm not sure how long it will take you to turn, but your skin already is changing color.
Silwanin: I see.
Alex: Well we have a few days before you change lets get to know eachother.
They tell eachother aobut themselves for the rest of the day and go to sleep the same way they did the first time,





End Part XV

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Zombies, Na'vi, and Brothers Part XVI




After a few days Silwanin begins the final stages of her transformation.
Alex: It won't be long. You'll be a full blooded dragon before the end of the day.
Silwanin: Like you?
Alex: Just like me.
Silwanin: How long?
Alex: I dunno, couple hours maybe.
They wait for a little while and Silwanin begins the final stage.
Silwanin: I feel strange.
Alex: It's starting.
Silwanin grows to about Alex's size and she transforms into a dragon. She grows wings and her skin changes to a dark green.
Silwanin: Alex?
Alex: Yes?
Silwanin: Am I a dragon?
Alex: You sure are. You ready to go see Belloc?
Silwanin: Yes.
Alex: I'll teach you how to fly. You can feel your wings right?
Silwanin: Yes.
Alex: Try flapping them.
Silwanin flaps her wings.
Alex: Good. Now get a running start, jump, and keep flapping. Lean in the direction you want to turn.
Silwanin does what Alex says and begins to fly.
Alex: There you go. Now follow me.
Alex flies back to Belloc and Silwanin follows him.
Belloc: I see you have been fully transformed. And Alex has taught you how to fly. Come with me.
Belloc leads them back into the tunnels and shows them to a ledge that leads into a pool of lava.
Alex: Okay so... How do we... Y'know...
Belloc: It is very simple. You two must be touching when you enter the lava. If you truly love eachother you will feel bound to eachother. If you do not. You will hate eachother for the rest of your lives.
Alex: That sounds... Risky.
Belloc: If you two genuinely love eachother you should not be afraid.
Alex and Silwanin look at eachother.
Alex: You love me?
Silwanin: Yes. I love you.
Alex: I do too.
They grab eachothers hands and walk into the lava. They dive deep down and hug eachother. A few minutes later they swim back to the surface and hug eachother again.
Belloc: You two are mated. Your hearts have been melted together.
Alex: All this time I never knew what my parents were talking about when they got married. Until now.
Silwanin: Do your brothers know we mated?
Alex: No. I'll tell them if they ask. But until then...
They kiss eachother gently and go back to the surface.
Alex: Do you have parents?
Silwanin: Yes. I am Neytiri's sister.
Alex: Do they know we were gonna do this?
Silwanin: No.
Alex: Welcome to my world.
Silwanin: We should tell them we mated.
Alex: Your parents or my brothers?
Silwanin: Both.
Alex: Okay. I'm sure Andy and David will have a smart *ss remark abou this.
Silwanin: I believe my mother and father will understand.
Alex: Even if they don't it's not like they can do anything about it. You're already a dragon and mated with me. Can't change that.
They find Andy and David cleaning weapons.
Alex: Hey guys.
Andy: Who's she?
David: Explain.
Alex: It's Silwanin. Belloc turned her into a dragon so we could... Mate.
Andy: You had sex?!
David: Dude!
Alex: It's not like that. Relax.
Andy: Sorry. Didn't expect you of all people to get a girlfriend.
Silwanin: I love him.
David: Are you blind?
Silwanin: No.
David: Were you dropped on your head when you were young?
Silwanin: No!
Alex: Quit asking stupid questions.
David: What makes you... Love him?
Andy: Yea... What do you see in Alex?
Alex: I'm right here you know.
Andy: I know.
Silwanin: He is very kind. He let me sleep on him. He let my fly on his back.
David: Wait... Alex you said the one time you did that with Neytiri was the last time you were gonna do that.
Alex: That was before I met Silwanin. She's the only one who ever loved me for who I am.
Andy: Well we can't tell you what to do so... Have fun you two.
Alex: Hey can you guys go get Eytukan and Mo'at for us? We can't fit inside the airport.
Andy: Sure. I'll go get them. Be right back.
Andy runs inside and comes back a few minutes later with Eytukan and Mo'at.
Silwanin: Mother. Father. I have something to tell you.
Eytukan: Who are you?
Silwanin: Father. It is me. Silwanin.
Eytukan: What happened to you?
Silwanin: I became a dragon as Alex did.
Mo'at: Why would you do this?
Silwanin: We mated with eachother.
Eytukan: You both mated? Why?
Alex: We love eachother.
Silwanin: Yes. I love him.
Alex: I love her too.
Eytukan: Why did you not tell us?
Silwanin: I was afraid you would not let me mate with him.
Mo'at: I understand.
Alex: So you two are okay with this?
Eytukan: We cannot do anything if we wanted to.
Silwanin: Thank you Father.
Eytukan: You are welcome.
Eytukan puts his hand on Silwanin's head.
Alex: Well we have the whole world as our playground.
Silwanin: What should we do?
Alex: Whatever we want.
Silwanin: Let us go flying.
Alex and Silwanin spend the rest of their day flying. Andy and David also decided to become dragons. The President and the General made good on their word and restored their village and made houses designed them specifically for the Na'vi. They also made a few shelters for the dragons. The zombies were wiped out by the military. The Na'vi and humans settled their differences and became very good friends.




The End.

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yeaahhh!!! A happy ending!

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Your imagination ran wild in this didn't it?

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Your imagination ran wild in this didn't it?


There's definitely a chance of a possibility of a maybe. Yea it did.