Clueless, Angry, and Lost...

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Part I

The story of Mark ,a super powered teenager, who barely knows how to uses his powers. He is asked to go to Pandora because of his abilities. He agrees knowing that earth has rejected him as a freak.

Quartich: Hey kid wake up.
Mark: What?
Quartich: You're here for a reason.
Mark: It'd better be a good one, because I was sleeping.
Quartich: Just get up. You're on gunner duty.
Mark: Gunner? Two things: One, I don't know how to use a gun, Two, what the hell do you need a gunner for?
Quartich: Your job is to do what I say not to ask questions.
Mark: <talking to himself> Fine, yeesh, always being ordered around. Wish I never had these powers. Everyone always wants something done. Ask the teenager he won't mind, he has powers and doesn't mind being treated like crap.
Norm: Hey kid. Aren't you a little young to be here?
Mark: Can it. I've got enough to do.
Norm: What's worng with you?
Mark: Nothing, other than the fact that I'm a freak!
Norm: You look pretty normal to me. Other than being all pissy.
Mark: I'm always pissy. I can control atomic structures.
Norm: Wow, that must be useful.
Mark: Several reasons why it sucks: One, I barely know how to use my powers. Two, the only good these powers have brought is... well nothing. Everyone bosses me around like I'm nothing more than an errand boy. And finally everyone treats me like sh*t.
Norm: Talk about grouchy.
Mark: Yea, Commander Jarhead needs me as a gunner for someone named... Trudy.
Norm: She's in the hanger. Hey, I'm with her too.
Mark: Great, meet me there and tell me what the hell we're doing here.
Norm: Gotcha.
Mark: <heads to the hanger and finds Trudy, Grace, Jake, and Wainfleet getting ready to leave.> Hey, one of you named... Trudy?
Trudy: That's me. You're my new gunner.
Mark: According to whatever-his-name-is, yea.
Trudy: Aren't you a little young and short?
Mark: Why does everyone call me that? <electricity crackles on his arms>
Trudy: Woah, chill. Here comes Norm, why don't you get strapped in?
Mark climbs into the samson and buckles him self up. Trudy starts it up and they head out.
Wainfleet: Hey, kid. What are you doing here anyway?
Mark: Don't know, don't care. Keeping those three safe from God knows what.
Wainfleet: Don't you need a gun?
Mark: No. Now piss off.
Wainfleet: Shut it you little brat.
Mark: Call me that one more time...
Wainfleet: Little... Brat...
Mark grabs Wainfleet by his throat and hanges him out of the samson.
Jake: Hey, hey, hey!
Grace: Pull him back in here!
Mark tosses Wainfleet on the floor.
Grace: What is wrong with you?
Norm: Dude, not cool.
Mark: Coming from you it's not much of a big deal.
Grace: Why are you even here?
Mark: Commander Jarhead said you need a gunner. I'm a gunner minus the gun. Deal with it. I was hoping everyone would be a little less bossy than on earth but sh*t, it's the same d*mn thing.
Grace: Just don't kill anyone.
Mark: No promises.
Trudy lands and Grace and Norm go to look for plants.
Wainfleet: What kinda freak are you?
Mark: I swear. If you call me that one more time... I'm gonna ram my foot so far up your a*s...
Wainfleet: I'm so scared. What're you gonna do huh? Kill me?
Mark: Not a bad idea...
Jake starts running through a bush with a thanator chasing him.
Mark: That's my que.
Wainfleet: Go run you loser!
Mark: When I'm done with this thing you're next!
The thanator chases Jake off of a cliff and Mark jumps after him.
Jake swims to shore with Mark waiting for him.
Mark: You Okay?
Jake: Yea... I think.
Mark: Comeon lets look around.
Jake: Shouldn't we try to find a way back to Hell's Gate?
Mark: You mean the base? Screw that. Maybe we can find the Na'vi. Hopefully they'll treat me better than everyone else.
End Part I

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Clueless, Angry, and Lost Part II

Jake and Mark head into the forest looking for the Na'vi.
Mark: Mind telling me what were doing here in the first place?
Jake explains to Mark what they're doing.
Mark: Big f*cking deal.
Jake: It's your home don't you want to try to save it?
Mark: You wish. The second I get... earth go bye-bye.
Jake: You are one messed up kid.
Mark: So I've been told.
After a few hours it begins to get dark and Jake begins to make a torch.
Jake: Would it kill you to help me?
Mark: You ever watch Bugs Bunny?
Jake: That old cartoon?
Mark: Yea. You ever see the trick he does with his thumb? He flicks it like a lighter and it catches on fire.
Jake: I think I've seen that.
Mark: Well watch this. <his hands light up in flames>
Jake: What the hell...
Mark: Cool trick huh? I can control my molecular structure and molecules in general.
Jake: So you can like shapeshift?
Mark: Haven't tried that yet. I barely figured this out.
Jake: What about like telekinesis. Moving stuff.
Mark: I haven't figured out how to do that yet.
Jake: What else can you do?
Mark: I'm really strong. I can run about the speed of sound and I can fly about two hundred feet. Oh, and I can turn my arms into blades
Jake: You can fly!?
Mark: About two hundred feet. Thanks for the shapeshifting idea. I'll have to try it.
Jake: Oh man it's dark.
Mark: Afraid of the dark?
Jake: Not of the dark more like what's in the dark.
Mark: Can't be any worse than being hunted in the middle of the night by a tank.
Jake: What is wrong with you?
Mark: Nothing, hell, this is the best mood I've been in since... never.
Jake: Hey, those things are afraid of your fire.
Mark: Sweeeeeeeet. Comeon.... <flails his arms at the viperwolves and they run away.>
Jake: I got all worked up for nothing.
Mark: Well now what?
Jake: Well, try shapeshifting into a Na'vi.
Mark: Okay lets see here.... Blue, tall, ponytail about eight feet long, tail, pointed ears, cat-looking eyes. Okay, here goes. <transforms into a Na'vi>
Jake: So you can shapeshift.
Mark: Dude this is weird.
Neytiri sees Mark and Jake and tries to sneak up on them.
Jake: Now what?
Neytiri steps on a small stick breaking it.
Mark: What was that?
Jake: I didn't hear anything.
Mark: Sounded like a stick being snapped.
Jake: Well you heard it. Where did you hear it from?
Mark: Behind this tree. <looks behind it and sees Neytiri>
Jake: See anything.
Mark: I see someone here.
Neytiri: Who are you?
Mark: I'm Mark and this is Jake.
Neytiri: What is wrong with your hands?
Mark: Oh, nothing <Turns the fire on his hands off> Just something.
Neytiri: Why are you here.
Mark: He got lost. I got sick of the way people were treating me. So I left.
Neytiri: You need to leave.
Mark: Two reasons why that isn't going to happen. One, They hate me and I hate them, and two, we're really lost.
Neytiri tries to run away but Mark and Jake follow her closely.
Mark: Running away from me is pointless. Especially since I don't get tired.
Neytiri: STOP!
Mark: <stands still> Yeesh. Okay.
Neytiri draw her bow.
Mark: A bow? You're gonna have to hit me with something bigger.
Neytiri shoots Mark but the arrow bounces off of him.
Mark: See? Told you. <picks up her arrow and gives it back to her>
Jake: Dude... What going on?
Mark: <not realising he and Jake are coverd in tree seeds> What? Oh the glowing dandelions. Big deal.
Jake: Well she seems to think it's a big deal.
Neytiri: Come.
They follow Neytiri intil they are ambushed by Tsu'tey. Mark puts himself on fire.
Mark: ALL RIGHT LISTEN! UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE REDUCED TO A PUBBLE BACK THE F*CK OFF!
They back up.
Tsu'tey stares at Mark.
Mark: What are you looking at? Look she said to follow her and thats what we're doing.
Tsu'tey goes over to Neytiri.
Tsu'tey: What are these demons doing here?
Neytiri: There was a sign.
Tsu'tey: Very well.
The warroirs put a knife to Jake's ponytail but avoid Mark.
Jake: Can you help me out here?
Mark: Your problem man, not mine. Noone wants to touch a guy who's on fire. Literally.
They arrive at Hometree.
Eytukan: Who are these demons.
Mark: Mind not calling me that? It would be really nice. I'm not that bad.
Jake: Dude, shut up. Would it kill you to turn off your fire?
Mark: Fine. <Extinguishes his flames>
Eytukan: Why did you come here?
Mark: I got sick of dealing with those idiots who treat me like garbage. Oh and he got lost.
Mo'at: What are you called?
Mark: Mark
Jake: Jake Sully.
Mark: I just wanted to not be treated like crap. I forgot why Jake came or I just don't care. Maybe both.
Jake: We wanted to learn your ways.
Mo'at: Very well. Neytiri will teach Jake Sully and Tsu'tey will teach Mark.
Mark: <looks at Tsu'tey> This ain't gonna be fun... You 're one lucky bastard Jake.
Neytiri takes Jake to his hammock and Tsu'tey takes Mark to his.

End Part II

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Clueless, Angry and Lost Part III

The next morning Neytiri take Jake to train with direhorses and Tsu'tey takes Mark to a field.
Mark: Mind telling me what we're doing out here?
Tsu'tey: If you are going to be one of us you will act like one of us.
Mark: Tell you what. I don't like you, and I'm pretty sure you don't like me. I need to practice with my powers. Why don't you go be an *sshole somewhere else?
Tsu'tey: I was told to teach you.
Mark: And now you're being told to get lost. I don't care if you stay, but don't bother me got it?
Tsu'tey leaves Mark alone.
Mark: <thinking> Okay, hmmmm I wonder if I can do that telekinesis thing Jake was yakking on about. What to test? <He sees Tsu'tey watching him> Hey! You!
Tsu'tey: Yes?
Mark: You're gonna help me test my powers.
Tsu'tey: How?
Mark: Stand still and do nothing. By the way what's your name?
Tsu'tey: Tsu'tey.
Mark: Tsu'tey? Not the name I would've picked but whatever. Hold still and let me know if you feel anything okay?
Mark points his hand at him and he starts lifting off of the ground.
Tsu'tey: Are you doing this?
Mark: No, the trees are, of course I am!
Tsu'tey: Put me down.
Mark stops and Tsu'tey falls a few feet to the ground.
Tsu'tey: Why do you hate your own people?
Mark: They treated me like I was nothing more than a dog. Look if they bother you.... Let me know and they will have some... "accidents" happen.
Tsu'tey: You will kill them?
Mark: No sh*t Sherlock.
Tsu'tey: Does that mean you won't.
Mark: *sigh* No, it's called sarcasm. Saying thing you don't really mean without sounding like an *sshole.
Tsu'tey: What is an *sshole?
Mark: Someone who's really mean. Like me. Hey, I wanted to try something really quick.
Tsu'tey: What?
Mark: I want to test something with my powers.
Tsu'tey: What do you want to do?
Mark: I need you to shoot me with your bow.
Tsu'tey: Why?
Mark: Because I f*cking told you to! Don't ask questions.
Tsu'tey backs up and shoots an arrow at Mark, but the arrow stops before it hits him.
Mark: Sweet it works. Here's your arrow back.
Tsu'tey: What did you do?
Mark: I can stop things from hitting me. I can probably shoot it back.
Tsu'tey: Why is that useful?
Mark: I don't know but something tells me it might come in useful later on. Don't know when or how. I just know it will. Okay you want to teach me something?
Tsu'tey: <Mounts his horse and links his ponytail to it> Come.
Mark: Okay.... <gets on his horse> So put this here.... <links his ponytail to the horse> So how do I make it move?
Tsu'tey: With your mind.
Mark: So my thoughts tell it what to do? So what think "walk" and- <the horse jerks forward> Oh, like that.
Tsu'tey: Why are you always so angry?
Mark: Dunno. Have no friends, family, and having everbody treat you like you nothing but a freak will do that to you I guess.
Tsu'tey: You don't have any parents?
Mark: If I do I don't remember them. Grew up an orphan.
Tsu'tey: I am sorry.
Mark: Not your fault. Ever since I got these powers... *sigh* My life went from bad to worse.
Tsu'tey: How did you get them?
Mark: It was an accident. I was help some scientists with a very powerful human weapon when something went wrong. The thing blew up killing everybody except me. I woke up completely unharmed and I managed to dig through more garbage than a normal person would be able to lift. Realising I had powers I decided to help our uhh "warriors." Boy was THAT a mistake.
Tsu'tey: What happened?
Mark: At first it went good. Then they got mad at me because I could do anything they could do but better. So I left and then a few weeks later this opportunity to come here came up and I took it and here I am.
Tsu'tey: Your people are very stupid.
Mark: No kidding. I'm glad I can have a conversation with someone who actually cares about what I have to say. Thanks for listening.
Tsu'tey: You are welcome.
They come over to where Neytiri is teaching Jake.
Mark: Hey Jake. What happened? Is that mud or horse crap? For your sake I hope it's mud.
Jake: It's not going so well.
Tsu'tey starts laughing at Jake.
Jake: What's so funny?
Mark: You. You look like an idiot covered in chocolate.
Jake: Ha ha.
Neytiri giggles.
Mark: She thinks it's funny.
Jake: Yea yea... Go bother somebody else.
Tsu'tey introduces Mark to everyone in the tribe.

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Clueless Angry and Lost Part IV.

A few weeks later Quartich gives Jake a message to tell Mark.
Jake: Hey Mark.
Mark: Yea?
Jake: Quartich wanted me to tell you your new orders-
Mark: Let me stop you there. Tell Quartich two things. One: I don't take orders. And two: Tell him to blow it out his *ss. I live with the Na'vi now.
Jake: All right...
Mark: Now if you'll excuse me. Tsu'tey is going to help me train my powers.
A few months later they convince Mo'at to let grace come back, and Tsu'tey tells Mark that he is ready for an ikran.
Mark: One of those flying things? Sounds like fun.
They go to the ikrans and meet up with Jake and Neytiri.
Mark: You coming to get an ikran too Jake?
Jake: Yea.
Mark: Good luck.
Tsu'tey tells Jake to go first.
Mark: You don't like him very much do you?
Tsu'tey: No.
Mark: Me neither. He acts like he's keeping a secret. I don't like it.
Jake tames his ikran and he and Neytiri go for their flight.
Mark: My turn. Which one is mine.
Tsu'tey: The one that tries to kill you.
Mark: So the one with balls? Got it. <Goes to the ikrans> Which one of you is mine?
Several ikrans fly away.
Mark: Come on!
A large ikran comes over to him an tries to bite him, but he catches it in a head lock and links it.
Mark: Like the horse, right?
Tsu'tey: Yes.
He starts flying on his ikran.
Mark: I can fly! This rocks!
They go back to hometree.
Mark: Tsu'tey, Thank you for helping me. I wish there was someway I could thank you.
Tsu'tey: You are welcome.
Later that nigh as Mark is about to go to sleep he sees Jake and Neytiri sneaking away and decides to follow them. They go to the tree of voices and mate.
Mark: Oh... My... God... <runs back to Hometree>
The next morning Tsu'tey takes Mark hunting.
Mark: What's that noise? Sounds like... Bulldozers! Comeon!
They see bulldozers about to destroy the tree of voices.
Tsu'tey: Stop them!
Mark: Way ahead of you! <Lifts up the bulldozer and heaves it at the soldiers guarding it.> ALL RIGHT! GET LOST! BEFORE I GET MAD! <the soldiers run away. Jake and Neytiri run away when Mark and Tsu'tey aren't looking.>
Tsu'tey: Thank you. You have done a great thing for us.
Mark: No problem. Glad I could help.
They head back to Hometree and see Jake and Neytiri.
Mark: JAKE!
Jake: Yea...
Mark: What the hell were you doing with Neytiri last night?
Jake: What are you talking about?
Mark: I saw you and Neytiri last night what were you doing?
Neytiri: We mated.
Mark: You did what?
Grace: Oh, sh*t.
Eytukan orders them to be bound but Tsu'tey comes to Mark's defense.
Tsu'tey: He has done nothing wrong!
Mark: What possible reason would I have to betray you?
Gunships begin flying nearby.
Mark: I'll prove I'm on your side. <walks out to the front of the tree.>
Quartich: Check out the stones on that one. He thinks he's gonna stop us. Blow that tree into hell!
All the pilots except Trudy fire all their missles but they stop before they hit the tree.
Quartich: What the hell?
Mark: You can keep these! The missle fly back and destroy all of the gunships except Trudy's and The Dragon.
Quartich: fall back!
Mark unties Grace and Jake.
Grace: I don't know what you just did, but you saved alot of lives today kid.
Jake: Yea thanks for the help-
Mark: Can it! You could've told me they were coming!
Jake: I was about to- <his link deactivates>
Mark: What the?
Grace: They've shut off his link! <her link deactivates>
Mark: <Picks up the bodies and carries them back to Hometree.> Now do you believe I'm only your side?
Neytiri comes over lays her head on his should and starts crying. After twenty minutes Neytiri falls asleep in Mark's arms. Mark carries her to Eytukan.
Mark: She's had a long day. She needs her rest. You're her father she should've came to you not me. Why is that?
Eytukan: I do not know.
Mark: Oh really? Is it because she knew you wouldn't comfort her? Or that you wouldn't give a sh*t? She came to me because she knew I cared. She's your daughter. You should be the one she goes to for help, not me!
Eytukan: I love my daughter...
Mark: Then why did she run to me instead of you? <sighs> I need to do some thinking.


End Part IV

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Clueless, Angy, and Lost Part V


Later the same day Mark tells Tsu'tey that he's going to Hell's Gate.
Tsu'tey: Why are you going there?
Mark: To give those bastards a piece of my mind! They nearly destroyed your home. My home. Our home. They hit us where we live. I hit them where they live. Also I'm gonna rescue a few people.
Tsu'tey: Who?
Mark: My friends. You might want to stay here, I don't want you to get shot or blown up, okay?
Tsu'tey: Are you going to be okay?
Mark: I'll be fine. They can't hurt me anyway. I'll be back before the days end. <Starts running towards Hell's Gate. After a run Mark make it to Hell's Gate.> <Thinking> I need a way to get all of them attacking me. Hmmm how do you get the attention of a military base? <looks at some missles in the hanger> By making a big explosion. <changes to his human form and goes into the hanger.>
Trudy: Hey kid, is that you?
Mark: My name is Mark and yes.
Trudy: What are you doing here?
Mark: Getting revenge. <picks up some large missles>
Trudy: What are you going to do with those?
Mark: The only thing you can do with explosives. You might want want to leave. Things are going to get... Bloody. Go to Hometree. Tell the Na'vi I sent you. K'?
Trudy: All right but if I take off now they'll suspect something. I need a diversion.
Mark: Operation "Kill Everything That Moves and Rescue my Friends" is a go.
Trudy: Do your thing.
Mark goes outside and blows up the missles. Soldiers start comeing to investigate and find Mark.
Wainfleet: Hey look! It's that kid!
Mark: You again!?
Wainfleet: Thats right. But now I have a really big gun and armor. I'm going to enjoy this...
Mark: Bring it motherf*ckers!
All of the soldiers and AMP suit shoot Mark. The smoke clears and Mark is unscathed.
Mark: Is that all you got?
Wainfleet: Wow... Thats one tough kid.
Mark: My turn! <turns his arm into a long thin blade and cut one of the AMP suits in half.>
Mark kills the foot soldiers and destroys all of the AMP suits except Wainfleet's.
Wainfleet: Holy sh*t...
Mark: Your next buddy. <Mark jumps on his AMP suit and cuts section open on the glass and throws Wainfleet out>
Wainfleet starts choking.
Mark: Whats the matter huh? Can't breath?
Wainfleet runs over to a soldier and takes his exopack.
Mark: It won't matter in a few seconds. <picks him up, stabs him and throws him on the ground. He heads into the base. He finds Parker.> Where are they?!
Parker: What the hell are you talking about?
Mark: Jake, Grace, and Norm.
Parker: Why would I tell you that?
Mark: Because <Grabs Parker by his throat> I feel like ripping your guts out...
Parker: Screw you.
Mark <Throws him against the wall.> When I get back, I'm going to rip you limb from limb.
Back at hometree Tsu'tey tells Eytukan about Mark's plan.
Eytukan: I need to talk to him.
Tsu'tey: He said not to follow him.
Eytukan: I do not care what he said. I need to talk to him. <Starts going after Mark. He arrives to hells gate and finds dead soldiers and destroyed AMP suits.>
Wainfleet: <Weakly> You... Make him stop... You're the only one who can... Please. <he dies>
Eytukan goes into the base.
Mark is looking around Hell's Gate and finds Max.
Max: You looking for them?
Mark: You better tell me where they're at or so help me...
Max: I'm on your side. Follow me, I know where they are. <leads him to the entrace of the jail> They're in there. You need to get rid of the guard-
Mark: <Goes in and kills the guard.> Grace! Norm! Who's the guy in the wheelchair?
Norm: That's Jake.
Mark: Oh... Okay... Dude I didn't know...
Jake: No you were right. I should've told you.
Mark: Well...<tears the door to the jail down> You are released early for good behavior.
Grace: Thanks. Wait. What about the guards?
Mark: They're either dead or dying.
Norm: What did you do?
Mark: Are you gonna ask questions or are we gonna get outta her <gives them exopacks.>
Jake: Lets go.
Meanwhile back at Hometree.
Neytiri wakes up and Tsu'tey tells her what happened.
Neytiri: He will get killed! I am going after him! <starts going to Hells Gate>
Meanwhile back at Hell's Gate.
Quartich: <Sees what Mark has done, gets into an AMP suit and waits outside. A few minutes later he sees Neytiri trying to sneak around him and grabs her.> You're gonna make that kid stop what he's doing.
Mark: Comeon we're almost out -<turns a corner and runs into Eytukan> What the- Eytukan? How did- When did- Nevermind we're leaving. You coming?
Eytukan: Yes, but I need to tell you something.
Mark: Tell me after we get home.
They go outside.
Mark: Sorry about the mess. I kinda got carried away.
Jake: Yeesh.
Quartich: Not so fast kid.
Mark Turns around and sees Quartich holding Neytiri.
Quartich: Look at this. You rescued your friends, killed all of my men and are now makeing an escape.
Mark: You put her down or so help me when I get my hands on you there won't be any remains!
Quartich: <Laughs> Go ahead. Touch me and she dies.
Mark: You bastard... You wouldn't dare!
Quartich: Try me.
Eytukan shoots Quartich with an arrow. He drops Neytiri. Mark helps her up. Eytukan runs over and hugs her tightly.
Mark: Well we won.
Trudy: <flies overhead> You guys need a lift? <She lands and they get in>
Mark: You two coming?
Eytukan: We will walk.
Mark: Suit yourself.
They go back home.

End Part V

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Clueless, Angry, and Lost Part VI

They get back to Hometree and Eytukan and Neytiri show up later.
Norm: Hey Mark thanks for saving us.
Jake: Yea, sorry about earlier.
Grace: You saved a lot of people.
Mark: Thanks.
Eytukan and Neytiri get back.
Eytukan: Mark. I need to talk to you.
Mark: Sure. What do you need?
Eytukan: I wanted to thank you for helping us. And for helping me with my daughter.
Mark: Well. No problem. But saving you wasn't all my doing.
Eytukan: What are you talking about?
Mark: Well, if it wasn't for Tsu'tey helping me I wouldn't have been able to help you. You should be thanking him not me. Why don't you go do that?
Later that night Jake and Grace are bound to their avatars. Mark has an idea to help Max, Norm, and Trudy.
Mark: Hey I have an idea.
Norm: What?
Mark: I can control molecules right? And what form they're in.
Norm: What's you point?
Mark: I can make you three have Na'vi bodies. Well, I can try.
Trudy: You're joking right?
Mark: I don't remember that last time I did.
Max: Go ahead, it's worth a shot.
Mark successfully transforms them into Na'vi.
Trudy: Wow this is... Weird...
Max: No kidding.
Norm: You'll get used to it. Thanks man.
Mark: You're welcome.
Neytiri: Mark, I need you.
Mark: What for?
Neytiri: Thank you.
Mark: For... What exactly?
Neytiri: You helped me with my father.
Mark: No need to thank me. I'm just glad you two get along.
Neytiri kisses him and leaves.
Mark: ....
Norm: Wow, you are really... lucky. She likes you.
Mark: By the way Norm I read your diary.
Norm: <Nervously> I don't know what you're talking about.
Mark: So all those love poems about Trudy-
Norm: Shut up!
Mark: Okay, okay.
Trudy: You like me?
Norm: Well uhhh yes. I do.
Mark: You two have fun.
Mark finds a tree and sits in it for most of the day, until Eytukan finds him.
Eytukan: What are you doing up there?
Mark: Nothing. Just sitting and thinking.
Eytukan: Your voice sounds different. Are you okay?
Mark: I've been better.
Eytukan: What is wrong.
Mark: I don't want to talk about it.
Eytukan: Why not?
Mark: It's stupid and personal.
Eytukan: If it bothers you it can't be stupid.
Mark: It is. I don't want to bother you with my problems.
Eytukan: Talk to Mo'at. She will help you.
Mark: I don't want to bother her. Do I have to?
Eytukan: You won't bother her and yes.
Mark: Okay, if you say so.
Eytukan takes Mark to Mo'at and leaves.
Mark: Uhhh hi.
Mo'at: Hello.
Mark: Eytukan told me to come here to talk to you.
Mo'at: What did you want to talk about?
Mark: I'll tell you the same thing I told him. I don't want to talk about it.
Mo'at: Why did you come here?
Mark: He told me to.
Mo'at: If something is hurting you, tell me.
Mark: It's dumb. I know you have better things to do than listen to me. <tries to leave but Mo'at grabs his arm.>
Mo'at: Do not leave. Tell me what is wrong.
Mark: I told you. I don't want to talk about it.
Mo'at: Why not?
Mark: You'll think it's stupid.
Mo'at: I will not.
Mark: Promise?
Mo'at: Of course.
Mark: I'm lonely.
Mo'at: That is not stupid.
Mark: Well I thought it was.
Mo'at: Why are you lonely?
Mark: Never had anyone love me before. Everyone I know has someone that likes them. I'm alone. I was born alone and I'll die alone I guess.
Mo'at: You are not alone. You saved us from the skypeople and our lives. You have done more for us than anyone.
Mark: Thanks. Everyone has someone that loves them. Jake and Neytiri. Trudy and Norm. You and Eytukan. *Sigh* I just want someone to love me. <wipes a tear from his eye.>
Mo'at hugs him.
Mark: Thanks. I needed that.
Mo'at: You are welcome.
Mark: If you know someone that like me let me know. Please.
Mo'at: I will.
Mark: <Hugs her tightly> Thank you! Now If you'll excuse me I'm going to sleep.


End Part VI

[Rambo Navi]

Clueless, Angry, and Lost Part VII

Early the next morning Mark sees Tsu'tey leaving and decides to follow him.
Mark: Hey Tsu'tey. Where are you going?
Tsu'tey: Nowhere.
Mark: Cool, mind if I come with?
Tsu'tey: You can come.
Tsu'tey and Mark go for a walk and Mark notices that Tsu'tey is not himself.
Mark: You okay?
Tsu'tey: Yes.
Mark: When you're done lying let me know.
Tsu'tey: How did you know?
Mark: Your voice isn't normal, your body temperature is up, and you aren't talking very much. Your body language pretty much told me that you were lying. So what's up?
Tsu'tey: I do not want to tell you.
Mark: Dude, you can tell me.
Tsu'tey: Why did Neytiri pick Jake?
Mark: I really don't know. Maybe because you aren't exactly the nicest person in the world. I know that because I'm just like you. Irritable, paranoid, pissed off at pretty much anything. Or the fact that they spent quite a while together and they really liked eachother. Why do you even care? I didn't even think you liked her that much.
Tsu'tey: I did.
Mark: You didn't act like it. And she seemed the same way.
Tsu'tey: I know.
Mark: Did you ever talk to her?
Tsu'tey: No.
Mark: Well, you two were supposed to mate with eachother. If she thought you didn't like her and she didn't like you, what did you think was going to happen?
Tsu'tey: I do not know.
Mark: Well it's too late to mate with her but you can still talk to her. At least get it off your chest. You'll feel better, trust me on that.
Tsu'tey: I don't want to talk to her.
Mark: Dude, you're not gonna feel better until you let her know how you feel. If it makes you feel better I'll come with you.
Tsu'tey: Okay...
Mark: Great. Lets go find her.
They go back to Hometree and find Neytiri.
Mark: There she is. Well what are you waiting for? Go!
Tsu'tey: I don't know what to-
Mark: For the love of- Neytiri!
Neytiri: Yes?
Mark: Tsu'tey wants to talk to you.
Neytiri: Yes, Tsu'tey?
Tsu'tey just stands there.
Neytiri: Is he okay?
Mark: I don't know. Good question.
Neytiri: What did he want to tell me?
Mark: He wanted to tell you that he's sorry for the way he acted a while ago. He really loved you.
Neytiri: Tsu'tey... Why did you not tell me?
Mark: He thought you didn't like him.
Neytiri: He never told me.
Mark: He wanted to.
Neytiri: <goes over to Tsu'tey> Tsu'tey, I am sorry.
Tsu'tey: I am sorry too. I should have told you.
They hug.
Mark: Awwwwwww. See Tsu'tey? Feel better?
Tsu'tey: <Tears flowing down his face> Yes. Thank you Neytiri.
Neytiri: You are welcome. <kisses him>
Mark: <After she leaves.> Lemme guess you want a mate now huh?
Tsu'tey: Yes...
Mark: Beyond this, you're on your own pal. Can't help you get a girlfriend if I don't have one myself. You shouldn't have a problem with that though.
Tsu'tey: Why is that?
Mark: You are one of their best warriors who wouldn't like you? You might want to try being a little nicer though.
Tsu'tey: If there is anyway I can thank you...
Mark: Naww, just go.
Tsu'tey leaves
Mark: <thinking> Great my best friend is gonna get a girlfriend and I'm still stuck by myself.
Max: Hey Mark.
Mark: Oh hey, uhhh Max right?
Max: Yea. You okay? You look sick.
Mark: Yea. I'm fine.
Max: Great. I'm gonna go see Grace.
Mark: What for?
Max: I kinda have a crush on her.
Mark: See ya later. <Goes for a walk and doesn't come back until night.>
Tsu'tey: Mark, where were you?
Mark: I went for a walk. Why? You find a girlfriend?
Tsu'tey: Yes. Her name is-
Mark: Don't tell me! I don't want to know! <runs to his hammock>
Jake: What was that about?
Tsu'tey: I do not know.
Jake: He seemed upset. More so than usual.
Tsu'tey: He was acting strange.
Jake: I'm gonna go talk to him. <Goes to Mark who is lying in his hammock.> Hey Mark, you okay?
Mark: <Curtly> No. Leave me alone.
Jake: What's up, you've been acting weird. Weirder than normal.
Mark: Just leave me alone.
Jake: All right. Suit yourself.
Mark falls asleep.


End Part VII

[Rambo Navi]

Clueless, Angry and Lost Part VIII


The next morning Mark wakes up in a much better mood.
Jake: Mark, are you feeling all right?
Mark: Yea... Why?
Jake: Last night you were kinda irritated at something.
Mark: Oh, yea I forgot why. Oh I just remembered something.
Jake: What?
Mark: They never officially surrendered.
Jake: So... What's your point?
Mark: They need to surrender so we can ship them back to their home. In order for that to happen we need Eytukan to negotiate with them and send them back.
Jake: What if he doesn't want to?
Mark: Then I kill the rest of them that live there.
Jake: Lets see if Eytukan will talk to them first.
They go and find Eytukan.
Mark: Eytukan?
Eytukan: Mark? What do you need?
Mark: We need to get rid of the rest of the humans that are left in that base. And Jake doesn't want me to kill them.
Eytukan: How?
Mark: Well in a war when one side wins the leader of the winning side goes to the leader of the losing side and tells them what to do. It's okay if you don't want to.
Eytukan: I will go.
Mark: Okay. Lets go. Bring Mo'at and Neytiri and I guess Jake If he wants to come.
Eytukan: Why bring them?
Mark: They're important too.
They go to Hell's Gate and find Parker having breakfast.
Mark: Hey you!
Parker: What you people want?
Mark: Your unconditional surrender.
Parker: And if I refuse?
Mark: I get to crush you and everyone else in this base like a grape.
Parker: I'm not afraid of you.
Mark: You should be.
Parker: I got a new guard. He came by yesterday. He's twice as powerful as you are kid.
Mark: I don't see him.
Parker: Hey, Vladmir!
Vladmir: Who are these large, blue people? Am I drunk again?
Parker: They want to kill us. Mostly that one right there. <points at Mark> Mind spattering him outside? And no you're sober.
Vladmir tackles Mark and throws him outside.
Mark: Big mistake.
Vladmir: You are puny!
Mark: My foot isn't! <kicks Vladmir>
Vladmir: That did not even hurt. You are weak!
Mark: Bring it! <turns his arm into a blade>
Vladmir punches Mark across the base. Mark punches Vladmir several times in the head. and smahes him on the ground.
Vladmir: <Gets back up uninjured and grabs Mark by his neck.> You puny blue people are weak! I want to smash you!
Mark: Hey, Vlad you got something on your face.
Vladmir: What? Where?
Mark: Right there! <punches Vladmir in the face>
Vladmir: Little boy is funny! <Hits Mark in the chest.>
Mark: <thinking> This guy is too strong. How do you beat someone this powerful? By getting more powerful.
Vladmir: Give up yet little boy? No shame in losing to Russia.
Mark: Hey Vlad. Want to see a trick.
Vladmir: No. Last time you hit me.
Mark: I wont hit you this time.
Meanwhile....
Parker: Your little killer is so screwed. That guy is Russian. Not too many people are tougher than Russians.
Jake: Save it. Mark is much better than that idiot.
Parker: We'll see about that. When he's done with that kid you four are next.
Meanwhile....
Mark: <thinking> Whats the deadliest big thing I can think of...<the toruk flies overhead> There's an idea... <He starts growing scales and his head turns into a dragon's head. He grows over five hundred tall>
Vladmir: That is big lizard!
Mark: <Roars> <Deep voice> I saw this in a video game. <starts pounding Vladmir into the ground. After making a large crater Mark breathes fire into it.> Had enough? <turns back into his human form and jumps into the crater.>
Vladmir: <stands back up> Uhhh, that really hurt. <Mark tries to grab his throat but Vladmir catches his arms. Mark forces his hand onto his face, tightens his grip and throws him on the ground.
Mark: I have one more trick. <electricity flows around his arms and lighting shoots from the sky and onto Vladmir's chest.
Vladmir: I have failed. <He breathes out a few breaths and dies.>
Mark: <grabs Vladmir's body and goes back into Hell's gate and throws it on the floor> Your guard is dead. Like you're about to be. <Grabs Parker by his throat.>
Eytukan: Mark! Put him down!
Mark: <throws Parker on the floor> Look at this. Your enemy decided to spare your life. You're one of the luckiest bastards I've ever met.
They decide that the humans are no longer welcome on Pandora and the send the rest back on a shuttle.
Jake: Dude. That was awesome back there! You were HUGE! And how did you shoot lightning from the sky?
Mark: Both were ideas I saw in video games. How I did it.... Well... I don't know. Doesn't matter how powerful I am. I'm still alone.
Jake: That was a big dragon thing.
Mark: Yea, great.
Mo'at: What was the creature you became?
Mark: A human mythological creature called a dragon. There usually not that big but they breathe fire and have wings they use to fly. They're not real.
Mo'at: Your people are very strange.
Mark: When did you figure that out?
Mo'at: Will you tell me about how your people do things?
Mark: Sure.
Mark tells Mo'at about human culture and how things were before.


End Part VIII

[Rambo Navi]

Angry, Clueless, and Lost Part IX


After a few days of talking to Mo'at about human culture and history, Mark decides to go for a walk.
Mark: <Thinking> Man, how hard can it be to get a girlfriend? Jake got Neytiri, Tsu'tey got.. I don't know. I'm sure Trudy and Norm are getting along great. I took down the human race by myself, but I can't even talk to a girl. D*mn, I'm the toughest weakling in the world. How did my friends get girlfriends? They make it look so easy. I need to stop doing this and talk to a girl. How hard can it be? <starts going back home. He is greeted by Ninat on his way back home.> Ummmm hello... Can I help you?
Ninat: Yes.
Mark: What do you need?
Ninat: You.
Mark: I'm confused. You need me for what exactly?
Ninat: Nothing. I want you for you.
Mark: Okay, now I'm really confused.
Ninat: <Giggles and put her arms around him.> I want you.
Mark: You mean...
Ninat: Yes.
Mark: I don't even know your name.
Ninat: My name is Ninat.
Mark: Mine is Mark. Why do you want me? We've never met before now.
Ninat: I have been watching you ever since you first came here.
Mark: How did you know it was me?
Ninat: You were on fire.
Mark: I guess it's not hard to find someone who's on fire. Still. Why me? Why not someone better than me. Someone you probably know.
Ninat: You are the one I want. You did us good when you saved our home.
Mark: Well...
Ninat: When you turned into that very large creature. And you made lightning come from the sky with your hands.
Mark: It wasn't that big a deal. Why did you wait till now to talk to me?
Ninat: I did not think you would like me.
Mark: Why would you think that?
Ninat: You always seemed angry about something. I was afraid.
Mark: I would die before I hurt one of you.
Ninat: You are very kind.
Mark: Not to many people have called me that.
Ninat: <puts her hand on Mark's chest.> You are very strong.
Mark: Thanks.
Ninat: <grabs Mark's arm and tries to pull him> Come with me.
Mark: Oooookaaaay. <follows Ninat to the tree of voices.> What are we doing here?
Ninat smiles at Mark.
Mark: I don't like the look of the smile...
Ninat: Why not?
Mark: Awwww I can't say no to those eyes.
Ninat: <Holds Mark> What are you talking about?
Mark: Nothing. You're beautiful. <puts his arms around her> I know why you brought me here. <Moves his hands gently to her head>
Ninat and Mark kiss.
Ninat gets Mark on his back.
Mark: Now what?
Ninat: This. <grabs her ponytail and Mark grabs his.>
Mark: Then what?
Ninat puts them together.
Mark: Wow...
They kiss again and Ninat falls asleep on Mark. They wake up the next morning and walk back to hometree.
Mark: Ninat, that was the best night of my life. Thank you.
Ninat: You are welcome. I love you.
Mark: I love you too. <picks her up.>
Ninat laughs as Mark carries her back to hometree. When they get back Mark puts her down. They are greeted by Jake and Neytiri.
Jake: Well, well. What happened to you two last night?
Mark: Take a really good guess. <kisses Ninat>
Ninat: We mated.
Jake: You two must've had a fun night.
Mark: You'd better believe it.
Ninat moves closer to Mark.
Neytiri: You will be happy with eachother.
Mark: I'm sure we will.

They loved eachother for the rest of their lives.

The End.