So you think you can survive?

[VrrtepTaronyu]

OK, today I bring you yet another evil game (muahaha)
The rules are simple:
Rule #1: The first poster has to come up with a situacion to kill the poster below him/her
Rule #2: The second poster has to try and escape said situation, and post a new situation to kill the next poster (duh!)

Example:
Poster #1: The next poster is seconds away from being hit by a truck
Poster #2: The truck brakes and flips in the air luckily avoiding me, but sadly killing 50 other inocent spectators.

Ok, Let's Get It On!!

The next poster will be cornered by Chuck Norris and Col. Quaritch (we all know that thats certain death :D)

[avatardreamer]

i throw the walls which corner me with hip-throw to the ground and run away

the next poster is the only white racist on Jamaica, and everybody knews it xD

[electrosphere11]

Fortunately, he moves to apartheid-era south Africa.

The next person is sitting on an operating table with a surgeon using ancient prosthetics.

[avatardreamer]

lucky i know some pain-nerv-points and beat em down
next guy is alone in the biggest and badest Favela of Sao Paulo

[VrrtepTaronyu]

I radio call my cousin who owns a chopper company and ask him to extract me, i get out unharmed, and a few days later come back and nuke the place. :D

The next poster just jumped off a plane only to find out that his parachute doesnt work

[avatardreamer]

gladly the plane is in a height of 5 m over a deep pond
the next guy DOESNT HAS maxtirx abilitlys or is super fast or has any armor, and 5 guys with UMPs shooting at him

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Luckily they are just firing blanks

The next poster is in a pool full of vicious piranhas `,..,´

[avatardreamer]

luckyly they dont notice me
the next poster get bited by a waran, veeery poisonous

[This one goes to eleven]

Fortunately for me, avatardreamer is there to suck out the poison (but unfortunately for him I got bit on the a$$).

The next poster will be decapitated in a freak industrial accident involving a runaway forklift.

[avatardreamer]

luckily my muscles make my body harder then everything you can imagine (except Chuck Norris), so i didnt get hurt
are between two plantes which are about to touch, your a normal human and the plantes are at least 50000km radius

[VrrtepTaronyu]

But since that's happening to me in a paralel universe, the "me" from this universe remains unharmed :D

The next poster is on a Lanborghini Murcielago, traveling at 120 mph with no brakes, 10 miles ahead there is a solid adamantium wall, oh did i mention the road is just wide enough to fit the car, and on both sides you have a 5 miles fall to boiling lava :D

[avatardreamer]

luckily VT sacrificeses for me and makes and natural break :D
the next guy is chased by leatherface --> Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Luckily I happen to come across a mirror and when he sees his own face he lays on the floor and starts crying while I get away.

The next poster is in the middle of a nuclear testing ground and they are 5 seconds away from lunching the biggest nulcearbomb ever.

[avatardreamer]

luckily i have the start button and i dont press it
the next guy is in a bottle of water

[Colonel Quaritch]

Luckily I'm half fish, so it's all good.

The next poster has shares in all the major markets and is unable to take them out for the next 10 years due to an audit error.

[avatardreamer]

major markets? sry but i dont understand where the danger is....
the next poster has stolen Quaritchs coffee

[VrrtepTaronyu]

(uh thats a death certificate right there)

Luckily Im able to distract him with a 200 feet poster featuring the new "PandoranCoffee TM."and while his standing there drooling, I return his coffee mug.

The next poster called Chuck Norris a pu**y

[avatardreamer]

luckily Chuck Norris doesnt knows what pu star star y means HA
the next guy jumpes from a clocktower on a driving car with 5m spikes on the upper site

[This one goes to eleven]

Fortunately for me, the air resistance slows my fall enough so that the car passes me and I fall onto the next vehicle, a large truck filled with pillows and teddy bears.

The next poster is sleeping and about to be eaten by a toruk.

[avatardreamer]

luckily toruk doesnt exists
the next guy tells Chuck Norris that he is a muslim (Chuckie is one of the ultra christians)

[VrrtepTaronyu]

When Chuck Norris is about to kill i show him this thread and now he knows that AD was the one who suggested that, so now he's gonna get ya! :D

The next poster is about to be killed by a firing squad (no blanks, real deadly bullets, no toy guns, and real persons of this universe)

[avatardreamer]

too bad that i have the ability of superspeed and superreaction :D
next person is 1m away of a black hole

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Ok but its not a cosmic black hole, its just a simple a black hole (there's one in a wall in my garage, could be that one :D), so I am again, unharmed.

The next poster's planet's sun is about to go gama-ray-explosion on the galaxy's asz, thus, anihilating all life in the solar sistem. (too much?)

[avatardreamer]

luckily im 10000^1000 times bigger then this sun so i wont even notice it ha

next one is in the mouth of a lion, a real lion, hes a normal guy and noone will help him ,the lion is hungry

[electrosphere11]

Luckily I forgot to shower and the lion rejects me as its source of food.

The next person is asleep on the beach with his music playing, oblivious to a 100ft tsunami which lies a mere 20 feet from him.

[avatardreamer]

luckily is a tsunami of air, so i dont even notice it
next person rejects Chuck Norriss friend request

[VrrtepTaronyu]

(I think an air-tsunami would kill you anyways :P but whatever xD)

I reject his friend request but i accept his best-friend request :D

The next poster is shackled (hands and feet) and has a hungry werewolf in front of him/her

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Suddenly, the sky is filled with clouds, covering the moon, and the werewolf turns back into it's human form; and it's female.. Oh poor, helpless, me!

The next poster is about to be hit in the face with a phone-book, by Dwayne Johnson.

[avatardreamer]

luckily its the phonebook of Sawsiland, so no problem :D

the next guy gets into an giantic grenade explosion

[This one goes to eleven]

Fortunately for me, it's a water grenade. Aahhhhh, refreshing!

The next poster is stuck at a 10-hour Justin Bieber concert, with no doors or windows to escape through.

[avatardreamer]

haha, easy. I kill Justin Bieber and judge his collobarateurs for playing bad music, maybe they survive

the next guy fights an AMP suits in a wooden non armed wheel chair

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

I flee in my super speedy wheelchair, with the AMP suit in pursuit. I easily stay ahead, but he seems to be catching up. I notice a small wooden bridge, across a gap in two mountainsides. I decide to make a run for it, pushing the wheels as fast as I can. He takes a swipe at me, as I roll off hesitantly over the shaky bridge. Since the bridge obviously wouldn't be able to hold his weight, he seemingly backs off in the opposite direction. He suddenly pauses, turns around, and makes a run for the gap. He's going to try to jump it!? Steadily advancing towards the gap, he makes his jump; that huge hunk of metal, floating, weightless, through the air. He didn't put enough power into that last leap; he falls a mere foot short, but manages to grab a hold of the side of the cliff with the AMP suit's hand. He desperately tries to lift himself up, but can't find suitable grip. He sees a hand extend towards his cockpit window; it's my own. I can't just leave him to die, maybe we could talk things through, later on. He's hesitant; is this a trick? He slowly reaches for the windshield release lever, and pulls it; the window and frame falling off into the darkness below. He winds up and lunges his right arm forward towards mine, I grab a hold. God he's heavy. I brace myself against a nearby rock and tell him to pull himself up. Grappling onto my upper arm he kicks his feet up and we both topple over next to my wheelchair. While catching his breath, he thanks me for saving his life. We head back to base and over dinner, he tells me he heard I was the one who put spicy Pandoran sauce in his lunch the other day. I told him that it was the general who did that, he was teaching him a lesson for losing his AMP suit's gun last week. We share a good laugh.

So, next poster, your wife just found out you cheated on her with a bartender named Christie. She hires an assassin to "take care of things" one day, while you're at work. You work as a Dell service representative, and you have you're own cubicle.

[avatardreamer]

luckily the assasin dont uses firearms so i use mine xD
the next poster got to read aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall fan fictions evaaar without taking a break

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Hmm; fortunately, instead of taking breaks, I have them brought to me, by my butler, Gustav. I enjoy a peaceful, albeit lonely, life of reading awesome Avatar fan fics.

The next poster is about to be sacrificed into a volcano.

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Luckily they decide they better sacrifice a young hot virgen instead of me (so the volcano wiil be more pleased)

The next poster is trapped in an activated garbage compactor, he has 10 seconds left before he gets thinner than a spaghetti :D

[This one goes to eleven]

Fortunately for me, C3PO and R2D2 manage to sabotage the garbage compactor controls just in time, so I'm saved (and so is the Princess and all my other friends). =D

The next poster is trapped on a bus that must always travel at least 50mph or else it will explode. (No, you are not Keanu Reeves.)

[VrrtepTaronyu]

I stop the bus and surround myself with everyone else on it to protect myself, a human shield its always the best shield :D

The next person is outside and in the back of a bullet train and is being persued by a helicopter, the blades are getting closer to chopp you into little tiny pieces of you :D

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

LOL No stealing movie plots!

I move over onto the side of the train thanks to various handles conveniently installed for no apparent reason. Making my way to a nearby passenger door, I knock on it furiously, hoping someone is around to hear it. An engineer comes by and is shocked to see me on the outside of the train. He runs over, fumbling with his keys, and let's me in. I ask him to show me where the control room is, and I follow him there. Having located the brake lever, at the count of three, we pull as hard as we can on it. The train screeches to a halt, sparks lighting up the tunnel around the train. When all is suddenly almost calm, an explosion is heard and BAM, we're knocked to the floor. We rush outside the stopped train to find the debris of the crashed helicopter, scattered all around the train. The cockpit was on fire, and lodged firmly in the rear window of the train; the pilot presumably dead.

Speaking of trains; the next poster is tied to train tracks and there is an oncoming train, driven by Snidely Whiplash. He twirls his mustache in regards to your impending demise.

[This one goes to eleven]

Fortunately for me, I am enjoying a Rocky and Bullwinkle Ride Attraction at a theme part, and Snidely is riding a small, kiddie-sized train towards me. Just as the train reaches me, the ride operators unleash the ties around me and I am free to escape and rejoin my family, while a shocked Snidely yells in disbelief, his train lurching forward, then changing direction and getting ready for the next group of tourists to entertain.

The next poster is about to fall straight to the pavement from the highest point of a monster roller coaster.

[electrosphere11]

Fortunately, an open truck bed full of matresses drives by and I land in it.

The next poster has been soaked in chum and thrown into shark infested waters.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Luckily, after being tossed into the water, I land on a seal and, with a snap of it's neck, painlessly end it's life. I derobe and dress the seal carcass in my clothes. The sharks tear it to pieces, and the bad guys look pleased. I swim off underwater to a nearby coral reef to await their departure so I can make my way back to shore

The next poster is tied, with a 20 foot long chain, to the back of a Jeep, which is about to leave on a rampage around town.

[Tìtxur ta Na'vi]

Unfortunatly for the poster above me, he left me the one thing that I used to escape right before the jeep rode off....he left me my ~*"LASER KNIFE"*~ :O. I quickly lasered through the 9 inch thick chain, and broke loose just in the nick of time! I then jumped on my horse and rode off into the sunset. (Just like John Wayne would've done. *sniff.*)

THe next poster found his or herself tied to a post in the middle of the sahara desert, covered from head to toe in honey. Suddenly, you sees a giant herd of fire ants charging in your direction!

[Jake's Mango]

Fortunately the Asgard beamed me up just in time.

The next poster wake up 500m under the sea in a mini submarine and the glass is going to break soon!

[avatardreamer]

luckily i can fix it with one hand. I use the other hand to pull me and the submarine to the surface, through pull my hairs like Münchhausen
the next guy is in a swamp

[This one goes to eleven]

Fortunately for me, it is a metaphorical swamp, as in, "Man, I'm swamped with work today!" In fact, I'm buried in so many papers that my disgruntled coworker doesn't even notice me as he guns down everyone else in the office with his Uzi, before turning it on himself.

The next poster is about to dive into a public swimming pool in which several live and hungry alligators secretly lurk.

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Luckily the i pass unnoticed and get out of the pool while the aligators feast on everyone else in the pool and shred'em to little pieces while they scream with agony when the aligator's fangs tear their flesh from their bones staining the clean water of the pool in a crimson sea of darkness....too much? :D

The next person is being sucked by a plane's turbine

[avatardreamer]

luckily, just methaphorically =D
OK new rule guys, NO MORE METHAPHORICALLY NOW
the next guy is in a big book of iron, and the pages are about to make a magnet-card outof him

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Rule dismissed, you didn't spell metaphorically right.

Luckily, "The Big Book of Iron" was just it's title; it was a book with ironing tutorials in it, and was only about fifty pages long. I let it fall on me and the pages are surprisingly warm and comfy. I fall asleep.

The next poster is driving 100 mph along a curvy highway. He's also drunk and text-ing on his cellphone. It's also raining. He swerves into the oncoming lane...

[This one goes to eleven]

Fortunately for me, there are no vehicles in the oncoming lane, only a few humans and a family of ducks. And the humans are returning from a Justin Bieber concert, so they're pretty much expendable. So after swerving into the oncoming lane, I am able to swerve back with only minimal damage to my car (BTW, all the ducks survived unscathed). The only negative would be the torn up pieces of Justin Bieber T-shirts that are now stuck on my front fender.

The next poster is about to try to kill Jake, right in front of Neytiri, who is fully armed with her bow and arrows, her knife and her ikran. =O

[Txum_Kali'weya]

but im just in my avatar, so i try very not-hard, fail, and go back to being human.

next person is facing Quaritch alone in a closed off colosseum with no weapons and a healthy Quaritch.

[This one goes to eleven]

Well, fortunately for me the rules did not preclude me from bringing a fresh pot of his favorite coffee. We're best buds now. ;-D

The next poster must put his/her entire head inside a real, live, hungry adult tiger's jaws for at least 10 seconds (assuming the tiger waits that long).

[Tìtxur ta Na'vi]

It was fortunate for me that I just dunked my head in a bucket of skunk spray. The tiger realized how terrible the smell was, and decided I probably wouldn't taste that good either. So I was able to keep my head attatched to my shoulders after putting my head in the beasts mouth.

The next poster decided it would be nice to try skydiving without a parachute while carrying an anvil.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Fortunately, I manage to aim myself into a nice calm pond. In a diving form, I position the anvil directly below and at the last second, I push it off into the water. It breaks the surface tension, and I get swallowed by the splash. Onlookers are frightened and run to my aid. (Luckily, it was, in fact, not a pond but a public beach.) I emerge from below the surface in my superhero stance, while all the relieved ladies rush to my side and carry me onto the sandy beach. Grabbing some nearby nerd's towel, I proceed to tan while my new-found hoes feed me grapes.

The next poster is chasing the Roadrunner and just strapped an ACME 100 Megaton rocket to his back. He lights it and shoots off, unfortunately, right in the direction of a cliff edge...

[electrosphere11]

The rocket is so powerful that it cruises until i'm over the ocean and swim to a nearby island.

The next person is too tall for a roller coaster ride and enters it regardless. A few seconds into the ride he is about to be decapitated by a large support beam.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Luckily, I know how to duck.

The next poster is dressed and made up to look like Justin Bieber and tossed into a crowd of 12 year old girls...

[This one goes to eleven]

Fortunately for me, Fkeu is among those 12 yr old girls and recognizes me before it's too late. As my limbs are about to be ripped from my torso by sheer mania, Fkeu heroically wisks me away to safety, immediately after which he admits to me his Justin Bieber fetish in a 40-minute, heartfelt soliloquy. Full of gratitude, I promise not to tell anyone, and we part ways, never to speak of this moment ever again.

The next poster is about to come between a very large Mama Bear and her cubs.

[avatardreamer]

luckily im AD and Jebediah Springfield in one person, so i kill him with my bare hande =D

the next person says me that i spelled metaphorically wrong and that he willl use it again

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Luckily i do so over the internet, far from harms way :D

The next person was foolish enough to have awaken the Kraken, which you cant control and its about to turn you into a Krakensnack
And, no, you dont have Medusa's head, or any gift from the gods.

[This one goes to eleven]

Fortunately for me, I have avatardreamer, who provides a satisfying snack for the Kraken while I escape in my Ford Pinto (a gift from my grandmother, who is not a god). =P

The next poster is lying face down at the bottom of a 10-foot deep hole, and he/she is about to be buried alive with cement. Also, his/her hands and feet are bound tightly.

[avatardreamer]

luckily my new SIG PIC cames to live and saves me with showing its awesomeness
the next person dont want to look at my sig pic, I GONNA FIND YA

[This one goes to eleven]

Fortunately for me, I don't look at your pic ever. And I'm happy because of this. =)

The next poster is about to get into the front passenger seat of a locked car with a drunk and stoned Lindsay Lohan at the wheel. Sorry, no airbags and windows are locked. Buckle up!

[avatardreamer]

wrong game :D
next person faces an army of spartans

[This one goes to eleven]

(What do you mean, wrong game? You can't do that! That's cheating!!!)

Fortunately for me, they're all gay and are more concerned with checking out each other's abs and thighs.

The next poster is about to get crushed by the Leaning Tower of Pisa (yes, it is finally falling).

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Fortunately, it stops a few meters from the ground and stays that way for the next 50 years.

The next poster's car just went off the side of a bridge and landed in the ocean. Slowly sinking, windows are shut tight but water is seeping in and pooling at your ankles...

[This one goes to eleven]

Fortunately for me, I am Agent 007, and my car is fully equipped to handle such scenarios. I simply open the glove compartment to retrieve an emergency oxygen mask and tank, then I push a strategically placed button on the dashboard and the roof of the car opens up, allowing me to swim to the water surface. (I am rescued by helicopter minutes later.)

The next poster is standing alone and unarmed in the Serengeti, about to be impaled by a charging black rhinoceros.

[avatardreamer]

luckily this one goes to eleven is also there, and cause hes THIS tired he sacrifies himself for me
next person stays as long on as 11

[This one goes to eleven]

Fortunately for me, I have since developed the power to go to 12, so now NOBODY can stay online longer than I can, nor out-perform me in any manner.

The next poster is about to fall off a 1,000 ft cliff without any means by which to slow down, soften or break the fall. At the bottom of the cliff is solid rock, which ensures instant death.

[avatardreamer]

luckily i fool gravity that it dont works on me =D
next person says METAL is dead to Loveavatar

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

I call him and tell him.

Next poster gets their head stuck in a plastic bag.

[This one goes to eleven]

Fortunately for me, there are holes in the bag, so even though people laugh hysterically at me whenever they see me, I can breathe normally.

The next poster has just been forced to consume 100 pounds of Ben & Jerry's ice cream in one sitting.

[avatardreamer]

luckily, i dont count like you guys, so 100 pounds are for me a spoon :laugh:
the next person got to face an angry Tom Cruise 7717

[This one goes to eleven]

Fortunately for me, I can fly but Tom Cruise can't (Super Hero movie reference), so I can easily escape his psychopathic wrath.

The next poster has just taken 25 cyanide pills and is all alone in the desert.

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Luckily before ingesting those pills I took another pill to sh*t out everything so fast that it doesnt even get asimilated, it comes in and immediately comes out xD xD disgusting but effective xD

Inside the chest of the next poster a grenade (normal grenade nothing weird about it) just materialized, all the next poster has to get it out is a plastic spoon and 5 seconds. (since the grenade materialized, there's no wound for you to get the spoon insed your chest)

[toruk_makto]

Luckily I use my wonder twin powers to take the shape of a 10000 foot temper pedic mattress and the force is absorbed

The next poster is a target of a huge assassination and has just been shot at from about 4000 yards away and doesnt know it, the bullet is headed straight for you and you are examing flowers with a magnifying glass alone in the park.

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Lucky for me 11 was passing by and absorbed the bullet with his skull, thus stopping it.

The next person is hanging 2 meters above a pool of sulfuric acid with a 10 meter radius, sudenly the rope you're grabbing gets cutted, you're now of course, falling to pool of acid

[This one goes to eleven]

Fortunately for me, the sulfuric acid is in low concentration, so while I suffer multiple burns, I survive.

The next person is locked inside a small, windowless room, and a pile of TNT is in the center and about to explode.

[toruk_makto]

Luckily I put out the fuse and I stare at the wall until it falls down. (didnt think that one out very well)

The next person has been blindfolded and bolted by the wrists to 2 very large cast iron blocks weighing 300 pounds each and has just been thrown into a deep hole in a glacier in Antarctica.

[This one goes to eleven]

Fortunately for me, I am a stuntman and we are filming a scene for a new action-comedy movie entitled "Yeah, Baby, Come and Get Some!!!" While intense and demanding, the scene leaves me with no lingering injuries or ailments.

The next poster is a snail that is about to get run over by a steamroller that will not stop.

[toruk_makto]

The steam roller is moving relatively slow so I crawl onto the roller and move in the opposite direction I then slither into the drivers seat safely.

The next unlucky son of a gun is in the sahara desert and has collapsed from exhaustion. Miles away a cruise missile has been launched from a sub and his headed for your exact location. Its is just a matter of seconds before it impacts. Btw NO movie scenses. this is a real situation.

P.S. The cruise missile contains a high amount of justice! and very powerful explosives.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Suddenly, a Halo bubble shield.

Clint Eastwood has a shotgun to the next poster's face. And he ain't happy.

[This one goes to eleven]

Fortunately for me, Clint Eastwood is about 80 yrs-old now, so his reflexes are no match for my cat-like quickness and agility. I easily relieve him of his shotgun and force him to call me "Daddy" over 100 times.

The next poster is suspected of being a witch and is tied to a stake and set on fire.

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Luckily I actually am a witch (or warlock whatever) so I put out the fire with my magic powers and transform everyone that was involved into meatballs.

The next poster is entering the Earth's atmosphere with nothing more than a regular space suit

[This one goes to eleven]

Fortunately for me, I encounter a strange energy just outside the earth's atmosphere. It surrounds me and does something to my body that I don't understand. However, I am now able to set myself on fire and fly the speed of sound, so I use both these new-found powers to penetrate the earth's atmosphere unharmed, and I land in a shallow lake near a major airport. I become a cult hero, a charismatic leader. Poeple think that I am the Chosen One. I tell them the truth, but noboby believes the truth, so by popular vote I rule a world of brainless puffballs, for five consecutive terms. Until I convince them that they don't need a leader.

The next poster is about to go be caught in the middle of a brutal gang shootout. Bullets are flying everywhere, and no one is to be spared. The cops ain't no where near the area. Also, the next poster has no actual weapon to use. It's just a matter of seconds before someone captures him/her, then blows him/her away execution-style.

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Thank god I never leave the house without my portable iron man suit *phew*

The next poster is strapped on a table with a laser about to chop him/her into little tiny pieces.

8986

[Grifff]

fortunatly said lazer of only 1mw strong and is as deadly as a lazer pointer, so i eventually eascape to my freedom

the next poster has drunl mr.t's milk and he is mad and is about to kill you

[angelpunch00]

Lucky for me, I'm Hades' daughter! I can just call in Cerberus to fill his ***!
next poster threats to kill my mother, so I sic Cercerus on them too