The Poster Above You Game

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Okay so this game is really simple yet requires some sense of evilness (`,..,´)
The game rules are these: there are no rules!! J/K xD
There's only one rule: you have to post a "secret", a "dark secret" of the person who posted above you (of course it has to be fictional, unless you know a true secret in which case your welcome to embarrass someone)

Ok, i'll give the example since im the first poster:

Poster #1 Says: "Lets play!"
Poster #2 Says: "Poster #1 is adopted"

And stuff like that (i'll ask everyone not to touch any really sensitive matters please)

So, without further ado: Lets Get It On!!

[avatardreamer]

has develpopped automatic weapons and enviroment pullution xD

[VrrtepTaronyu]

AvatarDreamer doesnt like Bob Marley!

[avatardreamer]

AvatarDreamer doesnt like Bob Marley!
oooh, dam yous
has killed Cliff Burton :D

[VrrtepTaronyu]

AvatarDreamer thinks Chuck Norris sucks (yay he is gonna get you now muahaha)

[avatardreamer]

kills everyone when judgment day comes
*it wont come xD

[VrrtepTaronyu]

AvatarDreamer says Judgment Day wont come, but actually he will be the cause of the Apocalypse :D
*You Blasphemous Bast*rd xD*

[avatardreamer]

ratschfatz
VT thinks hes Gaunab the 99.

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Ha, thats cool, didnt now about that :D

AvatarDreamer writes in huge letters to overcompensate for something really small he has (oh snap!)

[avatardreamer]

VT is a girl

[This one goes to eleven]

AD doesn't actually know how to lucid dream.

[VrrtepTaronyu]

@AD: :O *mouth covering the mouth* how did you knooow??!! xD xD xD

ThisOneGoesTo11 hates all AF members :D

[avatardreamer]

wahtever
you dont know it haha

[VrrtepTaronyu]

AvatarDreamer is part of an anti-reggae movement, he has succesfully infiltrated the reggae infrastructure and is now planning how to take it down :D

[avatardreamer]

VT is an alien

[VrrtepTaronyu]

*shh*

AvatarDreamer doesnt have a garden, he just sneaked into his neighbour's garden and took pictures of it :D

[avatardreamer]

yea and i also get into their house and took a pic from there lol
you are Adam Riese

[This one goes to eleven]

VT and AD are (secretly) engaged. =D

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Your just jealous xD

11 Kills puppies just for fun `,..,´

[This one goes to eleven]

VT doesn't actually play guitar in front of real people. He just tells us that to make himself appear cooler.

(Those pics that he posted were merely promotional.)

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Haha (fake staging and finger sync xD)

11 has all of justin bieber's work, cds,dvds,blurrays,live concerts, dead concerts xD everything :D

[avatardreamer]

VT is an Bilderberger
BURN HIM xD

[This one goes to eleven]

avatardreamer is not really a troll. =O

[avatardreamer]

11 is just a bot

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

AD is short for ADHD.

[This one goes to eleven]

(ha ha, that's so true! *high fives*)

Fkeu cannot sleep without his teddy bear.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(You're not wrong... =P)

Eleven always has to be better than everyone else. What with your exceeding 10 all the time.

[avatardreamer]

11 wanna stay on til he dies :P

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

AD can't do any push-ups.

[This one goes to eleven]

(LOL this game definitely has potential)

Fkeu spends countless hours staring at pictures of men in leotards.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Eleven spends countless hours wearing leotards.

[This one goes to eleven]

touché!

Fkeu's favorite animation is the Ambiguously Gay Duo.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(Haha, I'd never heard of that show before.)

Something about Eleven's mother.

[This one goes to eleven]

Fkeu is a professional liar.

Ok, I'm going to try to post some terminator pics, then I'm off to bed. G'night!

[avatardreamer]

11 is the terminator (he took photos of himself)

[VrrtepTaronyu]

AD applied for the German Ballet, got rejected and then cried himself to sleep :D

[tm20]

Vrrtep Taronyu applied for the Avatar program but was rejected because the Na'vi DNA didn't want to mix with his ugly genes :rotfl:

[avatardreamer]

tm20 invented fire weapons :devil:

[VrrtepTaronyu]

AD doesnt know how to speak english (wait thats no secret xD xD xD, too mean?) :P

[This one goes to eleven]

(Naaaw, it's just a game! Isn't it?? =O)

VT complains about lame parties, but they are the only parties he's ever invited to. XD

[VrrtepTaronyu]

(That is so true xD xD)
11's Terminator is actually a stand-up poster, he just took the pictures with a tricky angle :D

PS: Im working on a new game, it'll be ready in a couple of minutes :D

[electrosphere11]

VT has a drug lab in his basement

[avatardreamer]

electrowhatever kills people with pencils

[VrrtepTaronyu]

AD has dreadlocks...but not on his head (xD)

[avatardreamer]

fuuu? xD
VTs hairs are fake

[VrrtepTaronyu]

(boldness ftw :D)
AD still believes in Santa

[electrosphere11]

AD doesn't live in Germany... or Jamaica!

[avatardreamer]

electro lives on Mars

[VrrtepTaronyu]

@Electrosphere11: Ninja'd :D

AD owns all of Barry Manilow's work (he and 11 get together every day for a Manilow/Bieber double feature)

[avatardreamer]

VT is a bottle of water

[VrrtepTaronyu]

(randomness ftw)

AD kills people with spoons
YouTube - HD PREMIERE! The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon by Richard Gale (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y)

[avatardreamer]

VT is in the CIA

[This one goes to eleven]

VT and AD finally took my advice and got a room. XD

[avatardreamer]

11 takes a room with little kids

[VrrtepTaronyu]

(aww man that is soo wrong)

AD is just jealous of 11 cause he wishes he was on the same room (that is even more wrong!!)

[avatardreamer]

you are a bug :nlol:

[This one goes to eleven]

AD is a man who stares at goats (but for creepy reasons).

[VrrtepTaronyu]

11 is a man that stares at AD while AD stares at goats (also for creepy reasons) :D

[avatardreamer]

VT is illidan

[VrrtepTaronyu]

(That'd be so cool!! Demon Hunter ftw :D)

AD is the Leach (not leech) Quenn :D

[avatardreamer]

whats that?
you are a fox

[This one goes to eleven]

Ummm, is that your best pickup line? VT isn't that airheaded. =P

"avatardreamer" is a euphemism for "mentally challenged spammer".

[avatardreamer]

has invented Java

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Hey im not a fox, im a FireFox! (damn thats lame! xD)

AD luciddreams everyday (everynight actually :P) about 11

[avatardreamer]

11 is a moronism :nlol:

[This one goes to eleven]

VT and AD sitting in a tree...
K-I-S-S-I-N-G...
First comes love, then comes marriage...
Then comes (<fill in the blank here>) in a baby carriage! =P

[avatardreamer]

fuuuu
11 just says that to avoid his own phederastness

[electrosphere11]

AD is blushing. xD

[This one goes to eleven]

electrosphere11 is actually only a circle.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Eleven had breast reduction surgery.

[This one goes to eleven]

(ooh, don't forget the tummy tuck!)

Fkeu likes to pack fudge, if you know what I mean.

[electrosphere11]

LOL

Eleven is only rated at 10.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Electro fantasizes about cock...pits.

[electrosphere11]

How did you know??! XD

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Mwaha.

Electro is acrophobic.

[Replica]

Fkeu 'Awpo is a balloon.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Replica is a clone!

[avatardreamer]

Fkeu is a superfly

[VrrtepTaronyu]

AvatarDreamer doesnt dream of Avatar

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Vrrtep has AIDS.

Which he got from a homeless person.

[This one goes to eleven]

That homeless person was a guy named Fkeu from Canada.

[tm20]

This one goes to eleven auditioned for Chewbacca back in the 70s but he was rejected because he was too hairy

[avatardreamer]

tm20 is emperor Harakiri xD

[This one goes to eleven]

avatardreamer failed an IQ test for dogs.

[avatardreamer]

you didnt mentioned that your a troll =D
my latest game is invented by the rusty troll, called 11

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

AD is, in fact, not awesome.

[avatardreamer]

Fkeu is, in fact, a maple tree :P

[Grifff]

dreamer is german , that is all :P

[avatardreamer]

? i thought we should post lies xD
Griff has pink hair xD

[Grifff]

i did know that?

dreamer doesnt really dream

[avatardreamer]

Grifff can fly trough iron

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

AD enjoys the occasional enema.

[avatardreamer]

Fkeu is a collector

[Grifff]

dreamers high ALWAYS

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Grifff streaks at all the local football games.

[Grifff]

fkeu is actually called bill

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Grifff is actually called fffig. As in the fruit. With two more f's.

[This one goes to eleven]

Fkeu is not house-trained.

[VrrtepTaronyu]

11 uses his terminator for perverted reasons

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

^ LOL, ew ouch.

Vrrtep wishes he was Eleven's terminator..

[This one goes to eleven]

LOLOL

@VT: Whenever VT listens to Dark Tranquillity, he secretly visualizes Hannah Montana music videos.

(Ninja edit: Fkeu thought that he had to study for his urine test.)

(BTW, thank you Fkeu for slamming VT ahead of me!)

[VrrtepTaronyu]

(hey dont conspire against me!! xD)

11 doesnt have to visualize hannah montana's videos cause he watches them every day

[This one goes to eleven]

VT complains about being invited to lame azz parties, but they are his parties, and he needs to invite himself so at least one person attends

[VrrtepTaronyu]

(I'm my best company :D)

11 never gets invited to any party, ever xD

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(Best, not to mention, only. =D jk)

VT has VD.

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Fkeu has SQUAIDS (thats squirrel aids for all of you ignorants out there xD)

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Vrrtep is a woman.

[VrrtepTaronyu]

(ha they already said that to me! haha the joke's on you....oh wait, that probably says more about me than about you xD xD xD xD xD)

Fkeu is a crossdresser

[This one goes to eleven]

VT believes that computers are run by magic.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Eleven is cheap and reuses condoms. (several times, if possible)

[This one goes to eleven]

Fkeu is anything but cheap. I hear upwards of $200/hr (but that's only what I've heard from some of his male clients).

[VrrtepTaronyu]

(this thread is becoming very sexually aggressive xD, lets try to keep it up...you know what im talking about xD)

11 knows about Fkeu's rate cause some of his clients told him, after all, they were his clients firts, and you always have to stay ahead of the competition :D

[avatardreamer]

VT cuts the Urugayan forest!!

[This one goes to eleven]

(@VT: True, but I blame Fkeu. He made me do it.)

avatardreamer is scared of his own shadow.

[avatardreamer]

you are a murks

[VrrtepTaronyu]

(wth is a murk¿?)

AD cant sleep without his teddy bear

[avatardreamer]

VT is a teddy bear!!:victory:

[This one goes to eleven]

LOL

Dreamer just (kind of) admitted that he cannot sleep without VT! =D

[VrrtepTaronyu]

(yeah...classic "if i go down you go down with me" attitude xD)

11 feels left out because of this xD

[avatardreamer]

VT sleeps with his stolen Terminator

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

AD hangs around playgrounds in his trench-coat.

[This one goes to eleven]

(Man, that is sick! Gustav will now come after you.)

avatardreamer is a scream queen.

[avatardreamer]

11 loves books. Phsically. =D

[This one goes to eleven]

Ok, we've got some ninja'ing going on here. We can't let Fkeu escape reprimand!

Fkeu does bachelor parties for free. With avatardreamer as his prop.

[avatardreamer]

.....
11 infected Bob Marley with cancer. KILL HIM =D

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

AD covers his naked self in peanut butter and frolics around in dog parks.

[avatardreamer]

Fkeu has invented war, Deathmetal, emo and every bad thing on earth =D

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

AD is the man behind Goatse.

[avatardreamer]

Fkeu is a man behind a man =D

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

AD is the man in front of those men.

[avatardreamer]

Fkeu has killed Kennedy!!

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

AD likes to pretend he's a mermaid.

[This one goes to eleven]

Hey, yo, guys! Time out! You two do realize that neither of you is looking particularly good right now, right??

Fkeu is a man behind a man =D

AD is the man in front of those men.

LOL, I'm just glad that I'm not any of those men in between!

BTW, Fkeu is a bad word in just about any language.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(LOL, better giving it than taking it, if you know what I mean..)

Aaaanywho, Eleven reads Cosmo.

[electrosphere11]

Fkeu gives it to men! :O

[This one goes to eleven]

And electro knows that he (electro) likes it. =O

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Eleven sticks asparagus in his nose when he's bored.

[This one goes to eleven]

Fkeu sticks his thingy into random electrical sockets because, well, he's just not "gifted."

[electrosphere11]

11 speaks fluent French... in Russian

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Electro lives in Canada. And does Canadian things..

[This one goes to eleven]

LOL, I honestly don't know what that means. But since you're both Canadian, I'll assume it's hilarious. =D

Fkeu is a man behind a man who used to be a woman behind a woman. (Eeewwwww)

[electrosphere11]

(I don't know either XD)

11 is turned on by his statement.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Electro doesn't want to admit his filthy Canadian mannerisms.

[This one goes to eleven]

Whereas Fkeu is shameless and proud of it.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Eleven jumps into anthills in his spare time. He likes the pain.

[This one goes to eleven]

Whereas Fkeu likes to torture ants. *shakes head in disgust*

[electrosphere11]

11 has a soft spot for ants.

[This one goes to eleven]

LOL, sure!

electro has the hearts for Fkeu's new avatar pic.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Eleven tapes pictures of Megan Fox to his Terminator statue, for when when he's feeling...lonely.

[electrosphere11]

Fkeu has a bed full of stuffed animals.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Electro hides Barbies in his dresser

[This one goes to eleven]

Whereas Fkeu doesn't bother to hide his at all.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Eleven collects and names grasshoppers which he keeps on display in his living room.

[electrosphere11]

Fkeu likes to undress his barbies XD

[This one goes to eleven]

electro fantasizes about frequenting The Blue Oyster Bar.

YouTube - Police academy - Blue Oyster bar scenes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptx74lGDkNs)

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Eleven works there.

[electrosphere11]

Fkeu wants to be a Chip n' Dale's dancer.

[This one goes to eleven]

@Fkeu applied to work there but got rejected because he wasn't manly enough. Wooooowwwwww

Ninja edit: electro's friends hire Chip N' Dale dancers for electro's birthday parties.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Eleven plays Russian roulette with a water pistol.

[This one goes to eleven]

Fkeu doesn't even know how to use a water pistol.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Eleven is incapable of deciphering my gambling visage.

[This one goes to eleven]

Fkeu needs to disregard females (which he already does) and acquire currency (which he wishes he did).

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Hahah, well done, well done.

Eleven likes to ride on his washing machine. He names it "Jennifer."

[avatardreamer]

fkeu is a McGyver groupie =D

[This one goes to eleven]

Dreamer suffers from gnomophobia (fear of garden gnomes).

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Eleven suffers from gnomophilia. I say 'suffers' but I think he probably enjoys it.

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Fkeu enjoys watching 11 and his garden gnomes getting busy xD

[This one goes to eleven]

VT changes his underwear only once per month.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Eleven collects VT's used underwear, then something mysterious and unknown occurs; and he subsequently profits from the collection of said underwear.

[This one goes to eleven]

Fkeu once dated a Lhasa Apso.

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Who hasnt? oh...

11 likes to collect other people's armpit hairs

[This one goes to eleven]

Eeewwwwww!!

VT likes to collect other people's nose hairs. (Much better)

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Eleven rummages through garbage cans to find used tampons for use in his casseroles.
Note to self, do not accept Eleven's dinner invitations. Ever.

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Hahaha that is so grose!!

Fkeu is always ahead of 11 so he can drain the tampons to replace his "tomato sauce" jar xD xD xD

[This one goes to eleven]

(LOL Holy f'n sht!! I don't know about you guys, but I'm trying to eat as I post. You're not helping my appetite at all!)

VT is Chief Editor of an obscure periodical entitled "Human-Sheep Romance."

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

(Hahaha.)

Eleven wrote a cookbook on tampon casseroles; and published it. No one bought it.

[This one goes to eleven]

Fkeu is really Weird Al Yankovic.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Eleven looks like was hit by a cement mixer.

[This one goes to eleven]

Fkeu was dropped multiple times when he was a baby.

[tm20]

This one goes to eleven is THE STIG!!!!!

[This one goes to eleven]

tm20 is a failure (at geography LOL).

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Eleven can't spell his own name.

[avatardreamer]

fkeu is now a frost squirrel

[VrrtepTaronyu]

AD has a bunch of midgets in his basement which he uses for webcam shows

[This one goes to eleven]

Yup, and of course, VT subscribes to those webcam shows. He's the #1 subscriber.

[avatardreamer]

11 is in reality 50 cent, who wants to hide his avatarmanie

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Ouch, that's insulting...

AD is on the white man's side and doesnt care about black people *covers mouth with hand* :O

[avatardreamer]

VT is a drug boss and killed 5000 people til now

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Yeah and your mamma is one of them (oooooohhhhhh snaaaapp!!! xD xD xD JK dude xD)

AD thinks that to send a voice mail you have to scream to an envelope :D

[This one goes to eleven]

LOL =D

VT often questions his sexuality, but it never gives him a straight answer. =P

[avatardreamer]

11 thinks that the more he stays online the harder it gets for me to keep my spam king position up

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

More like, Spam Queen.

[This one goes to eleven]

Whereas Fkeu would be the heiress to AD's throne.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Eleven will be my piss-boy. (Have you seen History of the World; Part 1?)

[Replica]

Fkeu is muppet Swedish Chef

[This one goes to eleven]

Ha ha, one of my favorite muppets! =D

(@Fkeu: Maybe, maybe not. That still doesn't make me feel any better! BTW, have you seen The Life of Brian? Just giving you a heads up...)

Replica is indeed a work of art - abstract art, that is.

[avatardreamer]

11 is a zombie now --> leck of sleep

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

AD's stripper name is "Dreamy."

[avatardreamer]

frost squirrel will cause nuclear war

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

AD will be on earth as I float around in my spaceship, causing nuclear war and such.

[avatardreamer]

Fkeu will burn down Pandora :D

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

There shall be no happy faces in the insult thread.

Four score and seven years ago... was the last time you did the nasty.

[avatardreamer]

??
Fkeu is a little bit phedophil xD

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

No u.

[avatardreamer]

Fkeu has stolen my ideas

[VrrtepTaronyu]

AD steals ideas from himself cause he think he is not smart enough to have them in the first place.

[avatardreamer]

VT thinks hes AD

[This one goes to eleven]

AD is a Dumbo Octopus.

http://www.superfunpatrol.net/images/dumboOctopus.jpg

[VrrtepTaronyu]

11 is a star-nose mole
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ifNvMe6zXXc/S8JaA-P5OKI/AAAAAAAABPE/C1aNwsCbLl8/s1600/star_nosed_mole-s1360x673-2274.jpg

[This one goes to eleven]

VT is Blobfish.

http://www.spectacular-planet.com/images/blobfish3.jpg

[avatardreamer]

hahaha
11 is a hovercat
7474

[VrrtepTaronyu]

AD is a Proboscis Monkey :D

(btw, here is an issue that's been bothering me about Avatar, when you're on the linking chamber, connected with your avatar, lets say you've been connected for like 7 or 8 hours now, and your real body has to pee, what do you do?? xD xD, i guess you could "logout" but if you are doing something important like, idk, fighting a war or something, it wouldnt be convenient to logout right? xD)

[avatardreamer]

VT, your such an moron =D

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Hey, you violated the rules, thats no secret xD

AD has to compensate his own insecurities by calling other people morons xD

[This one goes to eleven]

And now for another episode of... If They Mated, inspired by the Conan O'Brien show, where we take two celebrities and, using advanced technological mumbo-jumbo, determine what their offspring would look like. Today's celebrities are VT and AD.

And this is what their offspring would look like:

http://lineout.thestranger.com/files/2007/09/ayeaye2.jpg Awwww, so adorable!!

[avatardreamer]

fuuuuuuuu
11 has cancer =D

[VrrtepTaronyu]

(no one answered my question :( ) xD

AD has gonorrea (eew man!) (which had nothing to do with me, yeah 11, i know you are going to twist this somehow :D)

[This one goes to eleven]

(no one answered my question :( ) xD

AD has gonorrea (eew man!) (which had nothing to do with me, yeah 11, i know you are going to twist this somehow :D)

(@VT: Sorry, can't answer your question right now because my mind is blown! =O)

VT picks at AD's sores.

[avatardreamer]

11 has aids from little african kiddos

[Replica]

AD gave birth to said kids

[avatardreamer]

Replica is the idol for Cartman->southpark xD

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

AD was born in a dumpster.

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Fkeu wasnt born at all, he's a robot, he just dont know it yet

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

FFFFFUUUUUU-

Vrrtep get's off to robots.

[This one goes to eleven]

Fkeu has cooties.

[avatardreamer]

11 doesnt even have hairs =D

[This one goes to eleven]

AD would be awarded the medal for spamming, but he doesn't have a chest to pin it on.

[avatardreamer]

music can heal you were doctor never goes, to the soul. I NEED THIS MOVIE
11 is here in my room, in the body of a creepy little spider which dont has much time now

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

AD is sterile.

[avatardreamer]

Fkeu has no soul

[laura neytiri]

avatardreamer is an old guy who lives in zombieland with neytiri XD

[This one goes to eleven]

laura neytiri wants to travel to Australia but she thinks that the drive would be too long. =D

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Eleven covers the wrong end of the phone when he tries to mute his side.

[This one goes to eleven]

Fkeu just soiled his underwear.

[avatardreamer]

11 never had underwear

[Replica]

AD never had clothes

[avatardreamer]

Replica just sold his brain

[Replica]

AD is now the owner of my brain.

[avatardreamer]

thats not a dark mystery??
Replica killed NeyNeys Sis

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

AD lost his gag reflex about three years ago..

[avatardreamer]

fkeu sits on a CD

[This one goes to eleven]

AD needs no time at all to clear his thoughts.

[avatardreamer]

cause i have a superbrain :P
11 cant cleat his thoughts

[electrosphere11]

AD cannot spell.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

Electro eats dirt.

[avatardreamer]

Fkeu is dirt xD

[This one goes to eleven]

AD is beneath dirt. =P

[avatardreamer]

11 always orders Big Mac at Burger King and dont get it

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

AD rummages through Burger King's dumpsters when he's hungry.

[This one goes to eleven]

Whereas Fkeu does it whenever he wants to see his relatives.