In USA, you start game. In Soviet Russia....

[GERTY]

....GAME STARTS YOU!

Anyone got any more?

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

I think a better game would be,
On Earth, you eat bird.
On Pandora, bird eats you.

Would get people to use their imagination more, instead of copy/paste from websites.

[tm20]

On Pandora you ride Ikran, In Russia Ikran ride you :rotfl:

[This one goes to eleven]

Not sure if this is in line with the objective of this game, but here's one for those who are parents (which does not include me):

In the beginning, you change the baby. But over time, the baby changes you.

[toruk_makto]

In Soviet Russia stamp licks you

In Soviet Russia food eats you.

In Soviet Russia Avatar loves you

[Aihwa]

In soviet Russia, THREAD POSTS YOU!

[toruk_makto]

In soviet russia dog pets you

in soviet russia deer hunts you

[avatardreamer]

in germany, you take a dog out for a walk
in soviet, russia, dogs take you out for a walk
in soviet, russia the people got Vodka instead of Blood xD
In germany, man got killed buy bullet
in soviet, russia bullet got killed buy man LOL

[madman]

Chuck Norris movies are sacred in Soviet Russia

[madman]

When Chuck Norris dies, he doesn't go to heaven, he goes Soviet Russia

[Aihwa]

In Soviet Russia, Meme uses you!

[Grifff]

in soviet russia road forks you!

[avatardreamer]

in soviet russia gun shots WITH you

[Grifff]

lol english fail

in soviet russia count posts you!

[avatardreamer]

lol english fail
in germany you fail, in soviet russia fail you LOL

[This one goes to eleven]

In Soviet Russia, Avatar-Forums joins YOU.

[avatardreamer]

In Soviet Russia, herb smokes you xD

[Colonel Quaritch]

In Soviet Russia, unobtainium sells you!

[avatardreamer]

In soviet Russia you burn Lapttop xD
in soviet Russia Coffee drinks you

[Colonel Quaritch]

Very astute dreamer.... XD

[avatardreamer]

you Colonel, are my favourite victim xDD
In germany I write spam, In soviet Russia spam writes me xD

[This one goes to eleven]

In Soviet Russia, animal feeds you.
In Soviet Russia, movie watches you.
In Soviet Russia, door closes you.
In Soviet Russia, money makes you.
In Soviet Russia, word types you.
In Soviet Russia, idea has you.
In Soviet Russia, dream chases you.

[avatardreamer]

In Soviet Russia, 11 spams

[Fko Lrrtok]

In Soviet Russia, you do what Soviet Russia tells you.

[Fko Lrrtok]

In USA, you do what USA tells you.

[Fko Lrrtok]

In Australia, you do what USA, Russia and China tell you.

[avatardreamer]

In Soviet Russia, Fko Irrtok don't breaks the rulz of games lol

[Fko Lrrtok]

In Soviet Russia Fko wouldn't break rules of the game for sure. HAhaaaaa LOL

[tm20]

in australia, you drive on the left side of the road
in soviet russia, the left side of the road drives on you

in avatar forums, you post in threads
in soviet russia, threads post in you

on pandora, you drive avatar
in soviet russia, avatar drives you

on pandora, you work for RDA
in soviet russia, RDA work for you

[avatardreamer]

in soviet russia Southpark isnt funny

[tm20]

in american mcdonalds you upsize meal
in soviet russian mcdonalds meal upsizes you :rotfl:

[avatardreamer]

In soviet russia, avatardreamer IS funny, like at any other place LOL

[This one goes to eleven]

In USA, you break wind.
In Soviet Russia, wind breaks you.

[tm20]

In USA you complain about healthcare
In Soviet Russia healthcare complains about you

[Tak'Tukàl]

In America you turn on light.
In Soviet Russia, light turns on you!

In America, you shoot gun.
In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!

and though it is off topic:
Knock, knock!
who's there?
KGB.
KGB, who.
*Busts down door* WE ASK THE QUESTIONS!

[avatardreamer]

In America, you shoot gun.
In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!

this is OLD, YOU STOLE MY JOKE xD
In soviet russia, you dont get wet when falling into water, water gets you

[This one goes to eleven]

In U.S., you kill time.
In Soviet Russia, time kills you.

[Colonel Quaritch]

In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet in!

[This one goes to eleven]

In Soviet Russia, joke tells you.
In Soviet Russia, nostalgic waxes you.
In Soviet Russia, 2 cents gives you.
In Soviet Russia, photo snaps you.
In Soviet Russia, the question begs you.

[tm20]

in america you get killed by chuck norris
in soviet russia chuck norris gets killed by you

[avatardreamer]

in america you get killed by chuck norris
in soviet russia chuck norris gets killed by you
NONONONONONO!!!!!
in america, chuck norris roundhouse kicks you
in soviet russia, chuck norris flying kicks you

[This one goes to eleven]

In Soviet Russia, avatardreamer is not allowed. (Context matters not; the previous sentence will always hold true.)

[tm20]

in america you download music
in soviet russia music downloads you

[tm20]

in america you call police
in sovier russia police call you

[avatardreamer]

im soviet russia, whites are cooler then blacks

[This one goes to eleven]

In Soviet Russia, property owns you.
In Soviet Russia, game plays you.
In Soviet Russia, chatroom logs in to you.
In Soviet Russia, ball kicks you.
In Soviet Russia, information gathers you.

[This one goes to eleven]

In Soviet Russia, jackpot hits YOU.

[tm20]

in usa you order pizza
in soviet russia pizza orders you

in usa you feed pets
in soviet russia pets feed you

[This one goes to eleven]

In Soviet Russia, food rations you.
In Soviet Russia, land surveys you.
In Soviet Russia, plane boards you.
In Soviet Russia, runway clears you,
In Soviet Russia, grenade tosses you.
In Soviet Russia, missile launches you.
In Soviet Russia, World War III declares you.

[electrosphere11]

In Soviet Russia, TV watches you
In Soviet Russia, horse rides you

[VrrtepTaronyu]

In Uruguay you kill people
In Soviet Russia people kill you

[VrrtepTaronyu]

Im sorry but i have to re-post this here so it belongs to its natural environment

In Pandora You Get Some!
In Soviet Russia Some gets you!

[This one goes to eleven]

In Soviet Russia, drum bangs on you.

[VrrtepTaronyu]

In Soviet Russia Chords Strikes You

[electrosphere11]

In soviet Russia, car starts you!
In Soviet Russia, orgasm has you (too far?)

[This one goes to eleven]

In Soviet Russia, orgasm has you (too far?)

Haha :)


My turn:
In Soviet Russia, sexuality questions you.
In Soviet Russia, status quo challenges you.
In Soviet Russia, paper shreds you.
In Soviet Russia, time bides you.
In Soviet Russia, calories count you.

[avatardreamer]

In soviet russia, you got typed by keyboard

[electrosphere11]

In Soviet Russia, ducks hunt you! (with plastic orange pistols XD)

[avatardreamer]

in soviet russia, dreadlocks get you

[electrosphere11]

In Soviet Russia, weeds grow you.

[This one goes to eleven]

In Soviet Russia, fat burns you.
In Soviet Russia, door slams you.
In Soviet Russia, potato bakes you.
In Soviet Russia, ice breaks you.
In Soviet Russia, nail pounds you.

[avatardreamer]

In soviet Russia, Karma makes you
dam that religion class test, it mix up with my dreams

[This one goes to eleven]

In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

In Soviet Russia, clap catches you.

[tm20]

in Soviet Russia Justin Beiber wants to bitch slap you :rotfl:
in Soviet Russia McDonalds drives through you
in Soviet Russia guitar plays you
in Soviet Russia Avatar obsesses with you
in Soviet Russia dog walks you
in Soviet Russia phone asnwers you

[avatardreamer]

in soviet russia, atom bomb invents you

[This one goes to eleven]

In Soviet Russia, mouse clicks YOU.

[Fkeu 'Awpo]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, CAP LOCKS YOU.


this is here because the text will otherwise de-capitalize.

[tm20]

in Soviet Russia Hurt Locker downloads you :rotfl:

[avatardreamer]

In Soviet Russia, trolls ban you

[electrosphere11]

In Soviet Russia, thread posts you!

[avatardreamer]

in soviet russia, friends kill Alexander (the great)

[tm20]

in Soviet Russia **** smokes you
in Soviet Russia fire puts out you
in Soviet Russia music listens to you
in Soviet Russia prostitute pays you :D
in Soviet Russia *** wipes you

[avatardreamer]

In soviet russia, jokes laughs about you

[tm20]

in Soviet Russia Neytiri dreams about you :nsmile:
in Soviet Russia Ikran rides you
in Soviet Russia Avatar links to you
in Soviet Russia Atokirina bitch slaps you
in Soviet Russia samples collect you
in Soviet Russia Hexapede hunts you
in Soviet Russia Unobtanium mines you

[avatardreamer]

In soviet russia, Bob Marley lives on

[tm20]

in Soviet Russia exam studies for you

[This one goes to eleven]

In Soviet Russia:
sweat,
stride,
concentration,
promises,
tradition
and...
your back

all break YOU.

[tm20]

in Soviet Russia environment pollutes you

[This one goes to eleven]

In Soviet Russia, a dead horse beats YOU.

[tm20]

in Soviet Russia basketball dunks you

[avatardreamer]

In Sovie Russia, the key jingles you

[toruk_makto]

In soviet russia you rape pedofile

[avatardreamer]

in soviet russia, you know what jingeling key is

[toruk_makto]

(This is Vladimir putin. Supreme Overlord of Russia)

http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/06/467.jpg

[Grifff]

in soviet russia you stab knife

[tm20]

in Soviet Russia Facebook updates you
in Soviet Russia letter mails you
in Soviet Russia movie watches you
in Soviet Russia trolls get annoyed at you

[the tribe skxawng.]

in u.s.a., you go to pandora. in soviet russia, pandora goes to you!

[tm20]

in Soviet Russia, TV throws Wii controller at you XD

[avatardreamer]

In soviet russia, you like na'vi movement

[Grifff]

In Soviet Russia time travels YOU!

[tm20]

in Soviet Russia CD burns you
in Soviet Russia chair sits on you
in Soviet Russia subjects enrol in you
in Soviet Russia book reads you
in Soviet Russia rubbish bin dumps rubbish in you

[the tribe skxawng.]

in soviet russia, whoopie cushion sit on YOU!

[avatardreamer]

in soviet russia, USA wins world cup =D

[the tribe skxawng.]

in soviet russia, soviet russia wins world cup!

[mp2]

in soviet russia tank fires you.

[the tribe skxawng.]

in soviet russia, fire starts YOU!

[ateyo 'uniltiranyu]

In soviet russia you have this guy...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY

[tm20]

in Soviet Russia chicken fries you
in Soviet Russia glasses wear you
in Soviet Russia dishes wash you
in Soviet Russia video games play you
in Soviet Russia door opens you

[ateyo 'uniltiranyu]

In Soviet Russia cat burns you. (http://russianedm.ytmnd.com/)

[avatardreamer]

In soviet Russia womans rule you =D

[_Omaticaya_]

You get a new Sig for 2012 :nlol: :D

[avatardreamer]

lol i never will give this one away :D

[_Omaticaya_]

^:) :)

[Ja'k Dawsiin]

in russia,they eat chernobyl beans. in america,we eat boston baked beans. lol

[_Omaticaya_]

in USA they have american muscle, in russia they got snow

^What the **** does that mean?

[Ximphron]

in USA they have american muscle, in russia they got snow

^What the **** does that mean?

America has more snowfall than Russia, just saying... The snowiest place on earth in in NW USA.

[_Omaticaya_]

America has more snowfall than Russia, just saying... The snowiest place on earth in in NW USA.
Whut? O.o... Kin hell... Gotta be careful at everything you say in this place apparently... Well, dude whatever, Russia is snowy as ****. Yeah, I'm rude.

[Ximphron]

I meant that just as a fun fact, not a correction or attempt at argument. I can see why it would come off as such. Sorry.

[tm20]

in soviet russia **** smokes you

[_Omaticaya_]

I meant that just as a fun fact, not a correction or attempt at argument. I can see why it would come off as such. Sorry.

Nah... My bad, sorry.

[Wind12]

In Soviet Russia, you strike lightning.

[Porthos1]

In Soviet Russia....

[Wind12]

In Soviet Russia, president elect you :p