How many Na'vi does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Hi guys, I'm in a jovial mood today so I thought I'd start a light-hearted post, in the same vein as the "Avatar Funnies" and "Things You'd Never Hear Avatar Characters Say" posts, both of which I've enjoyed immensely.

The objective of this post is not to be derogatory or mean-spirited; it's simply to take a well-known joke and lovingly apply it to the Na'vi. I'd like to see the extent of people's creativity and sense of humor in trying to think of cute, funny or oddball angles to take.

There's no need to take this post literally (e.g. "Answer: Zero, because the Na'vi don't need light bulbs on Pandora" or "Answer: One, because Na'vi are just as intelligent as humans"). This post merely presents a simple hypothetical situation in which the Na'vi are given the simple task of screwing in a light bulb, without any help from Sky People or humans in avatar bodies (such as Jake), and I'm just curious what kind of creative responses we can come up with.
　
I'll get the ball rolling with an example:

　
Question: How many Na'vi does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Two. One to hold the light bulb and the other to figure out how to make tsahaylu' with it!
(crowd groans)

　
Ok, so I'm no standup comedian. But I'm sure there are many of you out there who have much better and funnier ideas. I'd love to hear them!

[Grifff]

troll?

btw kudos for the spinaltap reference

[X.,.Pandora.,.X]

lol love that first one, lemme think of one...

[Maelstrom]

Two: One to screw it in, and one to rip it back out. "Faysawtute!"

[Recycled Souls]

^^lmao

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troll?

btw kudos for the spinaltap reference

I can assure you I am no troll. Just trying to incite a little harmless fun. And some creative thinking/originality.

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Two: One to screw it in, and one to rip it back out. "Faysawtute!"

Yeah!! That's what I'm talking about. LOL

I knew there were better comedians out there than me.

Anyone else? Anyone have more ideas to share?

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Come one, guys. There have to be more funny ideas out there, no? Cute, funny, oddball, bizarre, whatever. Just use your imagination.

All right, here's another lame one:


Question: how many Na'vi does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Three. One Na'vi to screw the light bulb, one Na'vi to provide extra bulbs in case the first Na'vi is too strong, and a thid Na'vi to clean the mess with a Dustbuster.
(crowd throws tomatoes)

[Fko Lrrtok]

Question: How many Na'Vi does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: The whole tribe, one to screw it in, the rest to link up together to ensure it"s connection with Eywa.

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Ha, I was waiting for a response involving Eywa!

[Luminous]

Ha, I was waiting for a response involving Eywa!

I'm waiting for a response involving biolumiescence. :P

[Sempu]

None. Na'vi don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in trees.

[Spock]

Question:How many Na'vi does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer:Two, one to screw it in and the other to try and fiddle with the lightswitch. (big hands, little switch)

This should be in fan made games by the way.

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None. Na'vi don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in trees.

Sempu, I like the way your mind works. I totally did not see that coming.



I'm waiting for a response involving biolumiescence. :P

Luminous, gee, looking at your username I never would have guessed. :ntongue:

Well, since you asked, here's yet another lame attempt to satisfy the customers...

Question: How many Na'vi does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: The entire tribe. Half the tribe to become frustrated and fed up with the fact that the light bulb has to keep being replaced. And the other half of the tribe to decide that it's much simpler to replace the entire light fixture with a couple of bioluminescent octoshrooms.
(crowd boos and demands their money back)


Sorry, that's the best I could come up with on 4 hrs sleep!

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This should be in fan made games by the way.

Thank you for pointing this out. I have contacted the admins to see if this thread can be moved to the Fan Made Games section.

[Arbuz]

question: How many Na'vi does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

answer: two.one to screw it in and the other to try to put the bioluminescent things inside

[MGCJerry]

I'm game...

Q: What do you call a Na'vi mating with Ninat?
A: Desperate.

Q: Why did the Na'vi cross the road?
A: To get the ball of yarn.

Q: How many Na'vi does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Zero, they keep trying to screw it into their Queue.

Q: How do Na'vi name their children?
A: By the sound they make when their parents smack them against a tree.

That should be enough to get started.... :ndevil:

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answer: two.one to screw it in and the other to try to put the bioluminescent things inside

Nice! I had something similar in mind but yours is better.

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I'm game...

Q: What do you call a Na'vi mating with Ninat?
A: Desperate.

Q: Why did the Na'vi cross the road?
A: To get the ball of yarn.

Q: How many Na'vi does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Zero, they keep trying to screw it into their Queue.

Q: How do Na'vi name their children?
A: By the sound they make when their parents smack them against a tree.

That should be enough to get started.... :ndevil:

(double rimshot)

Thank you and drive home safely, folks. And don't forget to tip your waiter!

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Hey, here's another lame one to keep things from stalling...

Question: How many Na'vi does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: None, just use a Thanator. The light bulb will be so scared it'll screw itself in.

(ba da bump!)

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Oh, and for all the fanboys out there (you know who you are!), here is one that I thought would have been done already.

Question: How many Na'vi does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Neytiri. She can do anything... :in-love::in-love::in-love:

[avatardreamer]

Question: How many Na'vi does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Noone, Avatardreamer will summon an Light bulb screwer demon

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Okay, I've got another stupid one...

Question: How many Na'vi does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: Zero. Chuck Norris will take care of it, just as soon as he finishes up solving world hunger and global warming. (BTW, Chuck Norris is not human.)

[Dreaming Of Pandora]

Question: How many Na'Vi does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Answer: The whole tribe, one to screw it in, the rest to link up together to ensure it"s connection with Eywa.

Hahaha I like it! :)

[SnowRider]

How many Na'vi does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Dude! Who needs light bulbs when you've got glow-in-the-dark plants everywhere!

(and the crowd groans)

[Lifetothemax]

How many Na'vi does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Dude! Who needs light bulbs when you've got glow-in-the-dark plants everywhere!

(and the crowd groans)

Haha very nice! :D

[tm20]

Why did the Na'vi cross the road?
There are no roads on Pandora :D ................... funny hu? :|

this is probably what one Na'vi would say to another
"Your mama's so fat that she is my last shadow!" :rotfl:

knock knock
who's there?
taron
taronwho?
taronyu! get it? ..... :|

why did norm miss the bus to school?
because he forgot his pack http://www.avatar-forums.com/images/imported/2010/07/2.gif

[angelpunch00]

noe: what do they need light bulbs for

[angelpunch00]

CRAP! someone already beat me to it

[Corporal Carnage]

Which branch of the armed forces did Jake join: The Na'vy
Where does Neytiri work at the hospital: the ICU

[Hufwe'ite]

Hey, here's another lame one to keep things from stalling...

Question: How many Na'vi does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: None, just use a Thanator. The light bulb will be so scared it'll screw itself in.

(ba da bump!)
Ahem. I believe you have offended Chuck Norris. That sounds very much like a Chuck Norris Fact.
Thanator vs. Chuck Norris- no contest.

[_Omaticaya_]

:O Never seen this thread, what the hell of a question is that? :/ lol...

[Sanjwale]

didn't read the whole topic but:

3, 1 hold the buld, the other 2 are turning the table/seat etc where na'vi 1 is standing on.

(its late, don't want to read the whole topic ^^)

[_Omaticaya_]

stupidest thread ever.

[Ximphron]

How many Na'vi does it take to screw in a light bulb? None.
Because they wouldn't.
What reason would they see in screwing in a lightbulb?
They would just decree it "ugly sky people stuff" and walk away.

[_Omaticaya_]

^right

[Ja'k Dawsiin]

ugly skypeople stuff...i like that. seems there is a lot of ugly skypeople stuff on this planet,and floating in space. did you know there are more than 25,000 man-made objects floating in the 360,000 mile area between Earth and the Moon?! grrrrrrrrrrr

[Porthos1]

^I would have to disagree here. It is true that there is a mass of garbage surrounding the Earth and sooner than later, we will need to do something about it (I am thinking Space Commercial Salvage as a viable business model). I build things that go on that space junk and there are many craft up there that has my "signiture" on it. Of all the ugly skypeople things in and around our world, there is nothing so beautiful than seeing a Satellite hanging in a High Bay covered in Gold and knowing what went into making it and what benifit it will have for mankind!

[Wind12]

1. they don't need or want a human lighting systmem
2. Will there even be any atcual lightbulbs in 2154? exept in a museum?
3. If for some strange reason Neytiri got curious and wanted to see how it worked I would just do if for her.

[_Omaticaya_]

^Well said :)

[Porthos1]

None, they would look at it, shrug their massive shoulders and grab a Bladder Lantern; "We got light right here, Tawtute!"